第1章 村里二狗(2034字)

wanyanqiqudeshanlushang,yilianglvsejipudianboqifu。zheilishishudishibashanzhiyidehuixiongshan,shantizoushilongshewanyanwanwanzhuanzhuan,pingchangrenjihanzhi,youqishigangxiaguoxuetiandiyipiancangbai,rangzheilixiandegengjiasiji。

aotubupingdetulushanglinlizhemupai,meigeyiduanjulilizheyikuai,shangmianhuazhewaiwainiuniudejiantouchengweitongwanghuixiongshanweiyidelubiao。

huixiongshandejiaoxiashihongxingcun,linlizhedadaxiaoxiaodemuwu,chuiyanliaoliao,bushichuanlaijishengquanfeizaishangulihuidang。

“ergouziniwandanle,nibacunlidebaobeinongdiule,cunzhangshuonishiwomencundezuiren。”

“cunzhangshuole,neitonglushishenmebaobeilaozhiqianle。zamencunnengbunengtuopinzhifujiukaotale,niquebatanongdiule,zeze,peisini。”

“ergouge,ganjinzouba,quchenglidagongqu,zheishiqingqishiyebunengquanguaini,yaoguaijiuguaineigangshangtaibeibile。”

cunkoudeweizhi,yiqunnianqingxiaohuodunzaidishang,yibianchouzhezijuandexiangyan,yibianxingzailehuodekanzhewoshuodao。

wojiaosunergou,zhengzaibeizheiqunwanbanshuodao,xinliyitonghuoqi。

padeyixia,wojiangjuanyandiuzaidishang,zhanqishenlainaonudecaimie。

“doujilaozigun,duodadeshier,nimenzheiqunguisunziyitiandaowanshuoshuoshuo,laozinongdiudedongxi,laoziyidingzhaohuilai!”

wonaonudedengshitamenshuodao,tongshiyijiaotifeijiaoxiadebaixuesaletamenyitouyilian,jiangzheixiejiahuoganzou。

wodexinlifandeyaosi,zheiyiqiedouyaocongyizhouqianshuoqi。

yizhouqianwohaizaizhenshangmucaichangkanghuo,neibiangongzijidegaoyitiannengzhuanershikuai,xiaoriziguodemeizizi。jieguolaileyigegangshangwufugui,shizhuanmenshoupihuodeshangren,yinweiwomencunyoushidaidaliedexiguan,yiqianliuxiadepihuohaishihenduode,tadezhihouhanwodaitalaihongxingcunshangliangzheshouhuo。

zheinengbangdajiayiqizhuanqiandeshiqingwodangranbuhuituici,ranerzheixiaqueshiyinlangrushi。wufuguidangtianmailebushaocunminjialidepihuo,wanshangyezaicunlijiesu,dajiahaisheyankuandaileta。

jieguodiertianrenjiuxiaoshile,yutayiqixiaoshidehaiyoucunlijitangligongfengdetonglu。neiwanyiyejiucunzhangzazahuhushuoshenmetongquetai,cunlidaidaishouhuchuanchengdebaobei,qishiwoxiaoshihouhaizailimianniaoguoniaoni。

轰隆隆——

yilianglvseqichechuxianzaiwoyanqian。

“wei,xiaozi,zheilishihongxingcunma?”jiashizuoshangtanchuyigenaodai,guoziliannongmeidayan,shangbanshenchuanzheheisepiao,toushangdaizheyidingdiaopimaozi,maoyanjiangtaerduozhedeyanyanshishi。

woxinlibushuang,zheijiahuodemuguangdaizhexianqi,wenludetaiduyebuhao,shenmejiao‘wei,xiaozi’,huibuhuishuohuani?

“zheishiwuxingcun,hongxingcunzaigebi,zuozhuanyanzheneitiaoxiaodaokaixiaquzaiyouzhuanjiudaole。”

wojitamenzhileyitiaowailu,neirenyemeishuoxiexiezhijiejiukaizhechezuozhuanguoqu。

buguowodemuguangqueshidingzhefujiashideweizhi,neishiyigenvren,suiranzhinengkandaotadeceyanyiranrangwoganjuedaoyizhongtianjing、zhixingdeganjue。

zainanrenkaicheqidongdeshihou,taduiwoweiweidiantou,yinggaishizaizhixieba。zheirangwoxinlishaoweiyoudianbuhaoyisi,buguohenkuaijiuxiangzhesheijiaotamenshiyihuodeni。

wotiletijiaoxiadexue,youjuanleyigenyandianran,xinlixiangzhemingtianjiuchuqubaneiwufuguizhaodao,henhendebaodatayidunbatongquetaizhaohuilai。

“xiaozi,nitemiaokengwo!”

budaowufenzhong,neilianglvsedejipuyoukailehuilaizaicunkoutingxia。

jiashizuodenanrencongcheshangtiaoxia,yilianfennudeshenchushouchaozhewodeboziqialai。

dajia?womuguangshanguoyisibuxie,lundajiawokebupashei,wozhijiejiudiyigunduokaitadezhuazi,tongshiyiquanzazaitadekuaxia。

“zhushou!”zheishi,fujiashizuodenvrendashenghandao,danshiyijingmanleyipai。

“wodedan……”nanrentengdedashengcanjiao,baozhekuaxiabengbengtiaotiao。

“buyaozaidongshoule!”nvrenyexialeche,takuaibuzoulai。

yinruwoyanliandeshiliangtiaodazhangtui,xuebaixuebai,bidixiadexuehaiyaobai。

shunzhetadetuikanshangqu,zaixigaideweizhishiheisegeziqun,zaishangmianshipizhedejunlvsemianao,yizhangtianjingdelian,weiweicuqilemeitou,toushangdaizhegenneinanrenyiyangdediaopimaozi,buguoqueshibaisede。

wozhijiekandaile,zheinvrenzhenpiaoliang,wocongxiaodaodajianguodenvren,bulunshicunlizuipiaoliangdesunxinghuahaishixianglineixienvren,doumeiyoutapiaoliang。

ruguocunlihexianglidenvrenshixingxing,neitajiushiyueliang。

“xiaojie,zheijiahuojianzhishipopiwulai,yaoshifangzaiwomensijiuchengzaoyandaqiangbile!”

nanrenyiliandefennu,ehenhendedingzhewo,shenqingyaoyaqiechi。

nvrendemeitouyeyuefajincuqilai,muguangzhongshanguoyisiyane,shuodao:“bieduoshile,qujiancunzhang。”

zheishiwocaihuiguoshenlai,xinliyizhengangayutante,gujigangcaijitaliuxialebuhaodeyinxiangba。

suizhejipuchekaijincunzi,woyejianjianhuifuleguolai,diuleshoushangranshaodaijiadejuanyan,bushuangdeshuodao:“shawanyi,guisunzixianzhaochade。”

“ergou,kuai,kuaidaojitanglai,cunzhangzhaoni。”

wogangyaohuijia,lushangsunhongjunpaoleguolai,dashengdeduiwohandao。

“zheijiuguoqu。”wopiepiezui,zhidaocunzhangyouyaojiwokaidahui,shuluowodebushi。

zheijitiandoushiruci,meitiandouyaobawoshuoyidun,gaodewochengcunlizuirenleyiban。

bujiushiyigepotongluma,napazhenshigudaichuanxialaidedongxiyouruhe?tangchaodeniaohubuyeshishengniaode。

woxinlibushuangdexiangdao,suizhesunhongjunlaidaodatang。

haojiahuo,guoranshikaidahui,cunliyoutouyoulianderendoulaile,waimianderendoujibujinqu,limiangengshimanmandangdang。

“孙二狗来了!”

“这孽畜来了!”

“tahaiyoulianlai,bacunlidebaobeinongdiule,tayoushenmelianlai!”

wodechuxianrangzhongrendoufenfenkanxianglewo,genwoguanxihaodedaizhejifentongqing,genwoguanxibuhaodezeshizhisangmahuai,yinsunkebo。

wozhijiejiuduineixieyinsunkebodejiahuoshuqileyigenzhongzhi,wozixiaofumushuangwangchibaijiafanzhangda,duiwohaoderenwobaibeibaoen,duiwokeboderenwoyebuhuiduitamenrenrang。

buguowodemuguangluozailejitang,xianqiankaichedenannvzhengzaicunzhangshenbian,youqishineigenvrenzongshimomingrangworenbuzhudekanqu。

因为真好看。