xihaoletoufa,achouquguoshixianzhunbeihaodepazi,zizixixidijizhongmingweicatoufa,zhongmingweideshenzibuhao,tazuipazhongmingweizheliangle,suoyiyizaojiuzhunbeilesansitiaopazi,haishijuedebugou,jiuyousileyichuangbeidan,xianzaizheikuaimianmuquanfeidemianbeidanjiuzaiachoudeshouli,yixiaxiaqingqingdicuozhezhongmingweidetoufa。
“zheifangjiantaidale,yangguangdouzhaobudaochuangshanglai,”achoubuzhuzuidibaoyuanzhe,“yaoshinengbachuangnuodaonanqiangneibianjiuhaole,neibianyouchuanghu,neiyangyilai,niriridoubuyongchuqudounengshaidaotaiyangle,kendingbixianzaishufu。”
“xianzaijiutinghaode。”zhongmingweiqingshengdao。
zhongmingweishuodeshishihua,achouqinkuai,conglaimeirangtashenzishidaguo,beizigengshilunzhetiantianshaitaiyang,pengsongwennuanhaizongdaizheguyangguangdeweidao,bicongqiankeshishufuqianbeiwanbeile,zaijingshideshihou,tadeqinshibeirushangdoushixundechenshuixiang,zheimebuxunxiangjiuzhijiefangzaichuangshanglaide,xiarenshiwanwanbugande,suoyitaconglaidoubuzhidaoyangguangshizheigeweidao……
zheigerangrenwenleyikoujiunengcongtounuandaojiaodeweidao。
zheishiachoudaijitadeweidao,quanxinde、henrongyijiurangrenchennideweidao。
keshiachouquebumanzu,dunangzhezuidao:“kedengdaoledongtian,shaibudaoyangguangkendinglenga,wotingshuoninggutadedongtiantebieleng,youlengyoumanzhang,daoshihouzheichuangshangshaibudaotaiyang,kendinglengdebudele。”
zhongmingweimeishuohua,ninggutadedongtian,talingjiaoguo,gangdaoninggutadeshihou,talengderiyeyachen,zuidouhebushang,neizhongcigudeleng,rangtajiyiyouxin,yizhiyuzheishihoumingmingshenshanggaizhenuanhehedebeizi,tahaishilengbudingyigeduosuo。
“zenme?lengzhele?”achouheleyitiao,dangxiayilianzize,“kendingshixitoufashijiantaizhangle,woyeshixiqilaijiumeiwan,kendingdongzhenile。”
“bushi,jiushishenziyoudianma。”zhongmingweimangdao。
“neibushiyeshiyinweixishijiantaizhangle?”achoumeitouzhoudegenglihaile,dangxiaerhuabushuo,xunmoleyikuaimianbubazhongmingweidetoufadoubaozailimian,ranhoujiubazhongmingweichaochuanglinuozhe,rangtahaohaoershuizhe,achourengshibufangxin,youzhaoleyikuaimianbuguozailezhongmingweidetoushang,zizixixidijianchaleyibian,quedingmeiyouloufengdedifang,zheicaizongsuanfanglexin,yibianduizhongmingweidao,“toufayijingbanganle,zheimebaozheyihuierjiuganle,haibuleng。”
zhongmingweijuedezijixianzaitouguochuangdandemoyang,kendingchundeyaosi,danshitaqueyidianerdoubujieyi,feidanbujieyi,haijuedenuanyangyangde,zhongmingweichongzheachouqianleqianchun:“yatou,jiwobahuzijijianle。”
第41章剪胡子
achouyizheng:“jianhuzi?”
dazhouchaonanziyouxuxudechuantong,haomenguizuyoushi,wangwangnanzichengnianzhihoujiukaishixuxu,dangjinwansuiyedetongbaodidi、dazhouchaodepingxiwangzhongzhiling,gengyou“meirangong”demeiyu,zhongmingweiziranyeshixuxude,raoshizheijingshouzheixiaobanniandecuicanzhemo,zhongmingweizhenggerendoufashengletianfandifudezhuanbian,keshizheihuzidaoshimeizenmeluan,chulebicongqianzhangleyidianer,kejiancongqianyeshihualebushaoxinsidalide。
“jianleba。”zhongmingweidao。
“woketingshuole,nimenzheiqiziguizunanrenzuikanzhonghuxule,”achounazhejiandao,youdianerchichu,“zaijingshideshihou,duandarenderizineimebuhaoguo,keshiwoqiaozhetariridouhaiduizhejingziriridalihuzini,neigezixijingera,zezeze,biduanfurenshutoudeshijiandouzhang。”
“wohaisuangeshenmeguizu?”zhongmingweizichaodixiaolexiao,“liuzheyeshifeishier,suoxingquandoujianlesuanle。”
“cheng,yehao,neiwozheijiujinijian。”achouqishiyidianerdoubulijieweishenmenanrenyaoliuhuzi,youqishiyiershisuideerlang,zaihaokandeyizhanglian,yiliulehuzia,achoujiujuedezheilianmeifakanle,haiyoua,zhongmingweidehuzitaizhangle,weitazhoudeshihoudoubufangbian,achouxinlidiguzhe,keshiquemeiganshuochulai,jintianzhongmingweikailekou,taziranbuhuikeqile,dangxiajiuyishouniezhehuxu,yishoujianleqilai。
“wokeshitouyicijirenjianhuzia,youbuzhoudaodedifang,birujiandaoyibuxiaoxinpianlediershenmede,nikededandaizhexie。”suizheyisheng“kaca”,yilvhuxubeijianduanle,achouniezheneilvhuxuxiaoxixidigenzhongmingweidao。
“woyeshitouyicizhaogewaixingjianhuzi,pingshiyoubuzhoudaodedifang,niyedandaixie,jiandaowubiyaonawenle。”zhongmingweiyegenzhexiao。
“hahaha!meixiangdaoniyeshigehuishuoxiaode,”achouxiaodeyanjingdoukanbujianle,zuilididigugubuting,keshishouxiadedongzuoquehenshiyisibugou,“niqiefangxinba,wojiushijiandaozijiyebuhuijiandaoni。”
“youxiangzenmeyangle?”huzijiandaoyiban,zhongmingweiyouyulebantian,haishikaikouwenle。
“youxiang?”achouyizheng,suijicaimingbaiguolai,“e,niwendeshiduandarena?”
zhongmingweimangdedao:“dui,taxianzaizenmeyangle?”
“takebuzenmehao,”achoucuzhemeidao,yibianyouniezhuleyilvhuxu,“wogangdaotajiadeshihou,ganzhetaganggangbeijiangzhi,haoxiangshilianjiangliujilaizhe,taxianzaishi……dui,shicongliupinhanlinyuanxiuzhuan,yebuzhidaoshigeshenmeguan,fanzhengriguodejinbabade,yijiazishijikouzideren,nannvlaoshaodedoujizaiyigexiaosiheyuanli,jiuyigelaoguanjiagenzhesihou,wolaizhiqianjialidoumeigexishuazuofandenubi。”
“duile,nishizenmedaoduanchenghongjialiqude?”zhongmingweihuranxiangqilaileshenmeside,yilianyihuodikanzheachou,“nizhiqianbushizaihuanyijudema?shisheilingniquduanjiade?”
gonglideshibichulenianmanershiwu,keyiqingmingchugongzhiwai,qitadegongrenmeiyouzhiyishijuebunengchugongde,xiangachouzheiyangdeqingkuang,zhiyaoshaoweidongnaozi,jiuzhidaobidingshifengmingqudeduanfu。
di42zhangachoua,nizheishichuanglehuo
“hai,bietile,doushiwodaomei。”achoujianzhishibeirenchuolexinwozi,zuozaichuangshang,yibianjizhongmingweijianhuzi,yibianxuxutaotaodigenzhongmingweijiangshuzhetazheixieniandedaomeilicheng。
achoubushitianshengdenucai,shuoqilaiachoudechushenhaibucuo,haodaishiguanhuanrenjiadedaxiaojie,zhishitazheigedaxiaojiemeiyouxiangfudeming,jiashengershinian,achousisuineinian,shenweiyanguandediedieshuohuachong,dezuileshangtoudedarenwu,achoudehaoyundaojiucijieshule,dieniangbeichusibushuo,tazheigegangxuehuishuohuazouludenaiwawayirizhijianbianchenglegongtingjiannu,jiukaishilezaihuanyijuxiyifudejianxinlicheng。
buguosisuideyatounengxigeshenmeyishanga?haozaihuanyijudegugumamamenzhaogutazheigemeidiemeiniangkelianwaer,suoyiachouzaihuanyijutaitaipingpingdizhangdaoleshisansui。
shisansuineinian,achounandejiaoleyihuihaoyun,zhangzhetazuibatianhuishuohua,beihuanyijuzhangshigongnvtuijianqulezuidewansuiyechongaidezhaoguifeideyanxigong,suiranrengjiushigehuanyigongnv,danshihaodaishiyoulepinji,congciyeyouyuefengkelingle,suiranmeigeyuezhiyoushaoshaodeyiqianyinzi,danshiyanxigongderizikebihuanyijuhaoguoduole,chichuanyongdudougaochuyigedangcibushuo,danfannianjiehaiyoushangci,yinianxialai,achoudounengzanqianxiaoerliangdeyinzini,suirantayemeiyoushenmehuaqiandeyongchu,danshisheiyaotashigexiaokoumenerni?
zhishiachoudaomeiguanle,zheiyicihaoyundaoyemeinengyanxuduojiu,zaiyanxigongxileliangnianyishangzhihou,jiashengsanshiniandeneinianchuxi,gonglizhaojiushiyaofangyanhuode,anzhaozuzhi,zheiyiri,gongzhongdenucaibulunpinjidoukeyidaochangguanyanhuo,suoyiyizhongpingsuzhizhidaoditouzuoshidegongren,zheishihoudoubabadipaoqukanyanhuale,achoumeiqu,tazaigonglidaileshiyinianle,yanhuazaokanyanle,yuqichuqucourenao,tahaiburudingtirenzhiye,yiwanshangjiunengzhuanliangqianni。
erqie,tayemeiyouqitagongnvdexinsi,dabandeneimehuazhizhaozhantaohongliulvde,tazheigezuinudeshenfenshiyaobeiyibeizide,taziranyemeiyouyichaodezhi、fanshenzuozhuzideshewang。
yeshiganlecunle,neiwanjingrengongzoushui,achouzaixiangfanglitoudakeshui,lengshibei“pilipala”dishaohuoshengjijingxingle,tuimenyikan,neitoudouhuoguangchongtianle,jingrengongheyanxigongyiqiangzhige,taziranbunengzuoshibuli,mangdetizheshuijiuguoqule。
yigeshichenhou,jingrengongdedahuozaiyizhongshiweinucaidenulixia,zhongyubeipumiele,achoudeyougebobeishaoshangle,congyoushouwandaogeboyoudaojianbangbozi,shenzhixiabahaibeihuoshejitianlexia,zhenzhenshishaodepikairouzhanle,achouyaozheyarentenghuileyanxigong,suishitengdezuanxin,keshixiangzhegangcaiconghuohailishenglayingzhuaichulaide、zhuzichuanzhemoyangderen,tahaihuanxiangzhezheiyicinengyinhuodefu,shuobudingjiunengdexiezishangcilaizhe。
diertianyizaozhaoguifeidetieshenshibicuipingguoranlaile,zhishimeiyoushangci,daoshibuxianbudandikualetajijuyipianchicheng、ganweirenxian,achoudoumeihuiguolaishenmeweier,cuipingniulianjiuzoule。
houlaiyigewudexiaojiemeitoutoumomogaosuachou,achoua,nizheishichuanglehuo。
第43章霉运
dihoukangliqingshen,raoshizhenxianhuanghoulishiduonian,kewansuiyeyizhiduitaniannianbuwang,rujinzhaoguifeisuiranzuideshengchong、qianchaolihoudehushengyegao,danshiwansuiyequehaishiyizhimeiyoulinglihuanghoudedasuan,gengshiyizaobazhenxianhuanghousuodandedahuangzizhongmingweiliweitaizi,jieliandanxialiangweihuangzidezhaoguifeiyouqimeidifangchu,pianshengzhenxianhuanghoudejingrengonghaihetaaizhe,youjingrengongzaice,tazheigeyanxigongzaichaziyanhongzhuguangbaoqiyeshizhongtouzheceshidehansuanjinger,zhaoguifeiziranshihendeyaoyaqiechi。
jingrengongzheicimomingqimiaozoushui,zhaoguifeixinlipashilekailehua,keshimeixiangdaotagongliderenjingranhaizheimerexinchangdimaosiqujiuhuo。
achouchedimingbaile,yeshichedixinliangle,bieshuoshishangcile,tazheitiaoxiaomingpashibachengdoubaobuzhule。
achoutixindiaodanlehaojigeyue,zhidaotashangkoudouquanyule,tazheixiaominghaibaozhe,zhishiyixianghaoshuohaoxiaodeachoubiandeqingyibushuoyijuhuale,chengrimaitouxiyishang,xiwanzijidezheifenhaimangbudiebangzhepangrenxiyishang,douhenbudebalianzhajinmupenlitoubuchulai。
yeshicongneishihou,achoudelezheimegebutaishunerdemingzi。
shide,achoucongqianbuchou,feidanbuchou,haitingmeiqingmuxiude,zheiyicicongdahuolitousilitaoshengzhihou,achoubianchoule,zheiyoushouwanyizhimanyandaoxiabadeshangba,suiranshuorongmaomeishouduodayingxiang,danshidaodineianhongdeshangbahenshizhayan,achouyeyincichengleyanxigonglitoudeyilei,jiwanqianchongaiyuyishendezhaoguifeizenmehuirongdexiazijigenqianyouzheimechouyouzheimemeiyou