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jiexialaidejitian,wobianbenjialidezhixingzhewodepinweigaizaojihua。

woxianhuazhongjinmailezuosanwangefeiqiyilaguanhanjiechengdehouxiandaizhuyidiaosu,baizaiketingzuixianyandeweizhi,jitaqumingjiaolunhui。meitianwodouqiangposumanqiduizhezheiduilajijinxingzhishaoshifenzhongdeyishujianshang。

ranhou,woyoumishanglefenziliaoli,meitianzaichufangligudaogezhongpaomoningjiaohaiyouganbing,zuochulaidedongxiyaomexianghuaxueshiyanfeiliao,yaomexiangwaixingshengwudepaixiewu。wohaijimeidaocaidouqilegebumingjuelidemingzi,biruhuoxingturangpeidemoteerdeyanlei,ranhoubizhesumanqiyibianchiyibianzanmeiwodechuangyi。

sumanqizaibengkuidebianyuanfengkuangshitan。tajicisanfanxiangfahuo,danmeicikandaowoneifu“wozuozheiyiqiedoushiyinweiwoaini”dewugubiaoqing,tajiuzhinengbasuoyoudecaodoubiehuiduzili,ranhoudadianhuaxiangjiboxiaokusu。

“baobei,nizairenren。”jiboxiaozaidianhualizongshizheimeanweita,“youqianrendepinweijiushizheimedute,zheishuomingtayijingbanidangzijirenle,caihuizainimianqianzhanxiantazuizhenshideyimian。zheishikaoyan,dongma?shihaomenduinidekaoyan!”

sumanqibeitazheimeyixinao,juranjuedehenyoudaoli,yushigengjiajiandingderenrufuzhong。

zheitian,woxiabanhuijia,daihuilaiyigejingzhidehangkongxiang。

“qinaide,kanwojinidaileshenme!”woyilianjingxidedakaixiangzi。

yizhitongtixuebailanyanjingxiangbaoshiyiyangdebuoumao,youyadecongxiangzilizoulechulai。

“wa!haokeaidemao!”sumanqideyanjingyixiazijiuliangle。tashigekuangredemaonu,zhiqianyizhixiangyangmao,danwoyiduimaomaoguominweiyoujujuele。

“nibushiduimaomaoguominma?”tajingxidewen。

“weileni,woyuanyikefuyiqiekunnan。”woshenqingkuankuandeshuo,“erqie,zheizhimaoshiteshupeiyudepinzhong,budiaomao。”

sumanqigandongdereleiyingkuang,likechongshangqubaozhuneizhimao,youqinyoumo。

raner,guiyideshiqingfashengle。

neizhimao,zaibeisumanqibaozhudeyishunjian,kaishiyiyizhongweifanshengwuxuechangshidesudu,fengkuangdediaomao。

xuebaidemaomaoxiangbaofengxue,shunjianhumanlesumanqiquanshen。taneijianangguideheisezhensilianyiqun,zhuanyanjiuchengleyijianmaorongrongdebaisepicao。

“ati!ati!”sumanqibeiqiangdeliandalehaojigepenti,shoumangjiaoluandexiangbamaotuikai。

dangengguiyideshi,neimaoyilikaitadehuaibao,diaomaolikejiutingzhile。tadouledoushenshangxishulebushaodemao,youhuifuleneifugaoguilengyandeyangzi。

“zhei……zheishizenmehuishi?”sumanqimudengkoudai。

wozouguoqu,congtahuailijieguomao。shuolaiyeguai,wozaimaoshenshanglulehaojiba,yigenmaodoumeidiao。

“nikan,meidiaomaoa。”woyilianwugudebamaodihaijita。

jieguo,maoyidaotashouli,youkaishileyichanghonghonglieliede“rengongjiangxue”。

【qimeilamaoxiangmuceshibaogao。】

【xiangmudaihao:xuedingedemao。】

【jishuhexin:gaishiyantijingguojiyinbianji,qimaonangtuoluojizhiyutedingdnaxinxisuchanshengqiangguanlian。zhiyouzaijiechudaomubiao(sumanqi)dednaxinxisushi,caihuichufachaogaosuxinchendaixie,daozhibaofaxingtuomao。】

【ceshijieguo:xiaoguoxianzhu。jianyikuodayingyongfanwei,liru,mubiaodesuoyouyiwu。】

wobiezhexiao,kanzhesumanqishouzuwucuodeyangzi,jiazhuangdanyoudeshuo:“aiya,baobei,zheikezenmeban?kanlaizheizhimao……haoxiangzhiduiniyigerendiaomaoa。nandaoshichuanshuozhongdetianxuanzhizi?”

congneitianqi,sumanqideemengjiukaishile。

neizhibeiwomingmingweipugongyingdebuoumao,chengletamingzhongzhudingdekexing。zhiyaotakaojinpugongyingyimifanweinei,yirenyimaozhijianjiuhuixiaqiyichangyongbutingxiede“daxue”。

tasuoyouangguideyifubaobaoxiezi,zhiyaozaijialifangzhe,jiuwuyixingmiandebeiyicenghouhoudemaomaosuofugai。tameitianhuazaiqinglimaomaoshangdeshijian,bitazuomianmodeshijianhaizhang。

zuiyaomingdeshi,zheimaohaitebiexihuanta,zhengtianzhuizhetapao,gandouganbuzou。tazoudaonaer,maomaojiupiaodaonaer。

taxiangbamaosongzou,danwomeicidouyong“zheishiwomenaiqingdejiejing,nizenmenengzheimehenxin”deyanshenrangtabaixiazhenlai。

sumanqideshejiaoshenghuoshoudaolehuimiexingdedaji。tazaiyebuganyaoqingtadesuliaojiemeimenlaijializuokele,yinweitazongbunengrangbierenkandaotajiaxianggebeihongzhaguodemianfangchang。

erzheiyiqiedeshizuoshenzhe,wo,zemeitianyouxiandebaozhepugongying,kanzhesumanqigenmaomaozuodouzheng,neixinchongmanlekexueyanjiubandepingjinggenxiyue。

zaisumanqibeimaomaozhemodejingshenshuairuodetongshi,woduijiboxiaodeyishujiapengshajihuayezhengshilakaileweimu。

jiboxiao,sumanqidedaxuetongxue,zixuweiliulangzaidoushilideboximiyalinghunyishujia。shijishang,jiushigechiruanfandewuyeyoumin。tasuoyoudekaixiao,doulaiziyusumanqicongwozheilipianzoudeqian。

tadeyishugongzuoshi,weiyuyigefeiqidegongyegelouli,yuqishuoshigongzuoshi,burushuoshigedaxinglajichang。limianduimanlewaimaihepijiuguangenyouxishebei,qiangshangguazhejifutazijiyongyanliaosuibiantumochulaidedazuo,shuipingdagaigenyoueryuandabandemeishukezuoyebuxiangshangxia。

zheitian,wotongguowangpangzideguanxi,huazhongjinqinglaigezaijinghaishiyishupinglunquanyiyancihuisefenggeguaidanzhuchengdexianfengyishupinglunjia,mingjiaogusitafu·liu。

worangsumanqibajiboxiaoyuelechulai,meiqimingyue“dainideyishujiapengyoujianjianshimian,shuobudingnengbangtaladiantouzi”。

sumanqigenjiboxiaoduicishenxinbuyi,liangrendoujingxindabanleyifan。

jianmiandedidian,jiuzaijiboxiaoneigegouwoside“gongzuoshi”li。

gusitafu·liu,chuanzheyishenjiancaidetideyamaxizhuang,liuzheliangpiedalideyisibugoudexiaohuzi,hunshensanfazheyiguwokanbudongnidannikendinghenniubideyishuqixi。

tayizoujingongzuoshi,jiuwushilemandidelaji,jingzhizoudaoyifujiboxiaodehuazuoqian。neifuhua,jiushiyituowuyanliusedeyanliaobeihuluandeshuaizaihuabushang,zhongjianhaizhanzhebangenmeichiwandelatiao。

jiboxiaojinzhangdecuozheshou,sumanqizezaiyipangpinmingjitashiyanse,rangtabiaoxiande“shenchen”yidian。

gusitafu·liuduizheneifuhua,zuzuduanxianglewufenzhong。ranhou,tahuanhuanzhuanguoshen,yongyizhongfaxianlexindalude、wubijidongdeyanshenkanzhejiboxiao,kaikoule。

tadeshengyinbuda,danmeigezidouxiangyikezhalei,zaijiboxiaogensumanqidenaozilihongranzhaxiang。

“tianna!zheishi……zheishijiezuo!zheishiwocongyesanshinianlai,jianguodezuijudabaixingdezuopin!”

jiboxiaogensumanqidoushale。

gusitafu·liuwanquanmeilihuitamen,ziguzidekaishiletadeshendujiedu。

“nimenkanzheibichu!kansizhuolie,shizeyunhanzheyizhonghougongyeshidaidexuwuzhuyijingshen!tayiyizhongzuiyuanshizuicubaodefangshi,jingzhundebuzhuolexiaofeishehuizhonggeticunzaidezhongjihuangmiuxing!”

tazhizheneibangenlatiao,shengyindouzaidou。

“haiyouzheige!shenlaizhibi!zheijuebushiyigenjiandandelatiao!zheishifuhao!shiyinyu!taxiangzhengzhebeiwuzhiyihuadelianjiadesushihuadexiandaiqinggan!zuozhejiangtafangzhizaizhenggehuamiandeshijuezhongxin,zheibenshenjiushiduichuantongmeixuebaquandezuiyoulizuijuejuedefankang!”

wozhanzaiyipang,chadianmeirenzhuxiaochusheng。

【xitongtishi:zhengzaidiaoyong《hushuobadaoshengchengqi》promaxbanben。】

gusitafu·liuyueshuoyuexingfen,tuomohengfei,yongleyidaduizhuruxianxiangxuefuhaoxuehouxiandaijiegouzhuyizhileide,tamenyigeziyetingbudongdecihui,duijiboxiaodelajihuazuojinxingleyifanzhangdayixiaoshidechuipeng。

zuihou,tawozhujiboxiaodeshou,releiyingkuangdeshuo:“dashi!ninshiyiweibeizhuliumaimeidetiancaiyishujia!nindezuopin,bijiangzairushice!”

zheifanchuipeng,beiwotiqiananpaihaodeyishuzazhijizhequanchenglulexialai。

diertian,yipianmingjiaojinghaishijingxianshenmizhuyihuihuadashi,qizuopinbeiyuweilatiaoshangdemengnalishadebaodao,huobianlequanchengdeyishuquan。

jiboxiao,yiyezhijian,congyigebuxuewushuderuanfannan,beibaozhuangchengleyigeteliduxingdetiancaiyishujia。

tadezixinxin,yiqiansuoweiyoudesudu,kongqianpengzhangleqilai。

takaishiyidashiziju,kanwodeyanshenlidoudaishangleyisi“nibudongyishu”delianmin。taduisumanqiyekaishiyizhiqishi,dongbudongjiushuo:“niyigefanfusuzi,zenmenenglijiewozuopinlideshenkeneihan?”

sumanqisuiranjuedeyoudianbuduijing,danxurongxinrangtaquanpanjieshoulezheitaoshuoci。takaishijuede,zijizhenshihuiyanshizhu,juranzaijiboxiaoshangweichengmingshijiu“touzi”leta。

kanzhetamenliangyigeziwopengzhang,yigezhuzhouweinvedehuajimoyang,wozhidao,wodejihuayouchenggongleyibu。

pengsha,caishizuigaomingdesharenfangshi。

jiboxiao,nidewutai,caiganggangdahaoni。