第2章
louxiaoxibukesiyidekanzheta：“ninzhendeshi......huojingchuan......huoxiansheng？”
“如假包换。”
“neinindetui......haiyouyanjing......”
taganggangzaixinnianghuazhuangshilimingmingtingdao，zheigenanrenyanjingshiming，shuangtuicanjide。
keyanqianzheigeshuaiqibirendenanren，wanquanshigejiankangderen。
huojingchuandeliansechenlechen：“zhiqianqueshishouleshang，xiangzhezaihunlishangjibierenyigejingxi。shishizhengming......renxinbunengqingyiqukaoyan。”
chehuoshitaqueshishouleshang，danshijingguozhiliaoyijingchedihuifulejiankang。
yuanbenxiangzaihunlishangjineigenvrenyigejingxi，jieguo......dashisuowang。
kejintiandehunlihaiyaojixu。
louxiaoxishunjianmingleshiqingdeyuanwei，tameiyourenhedeyouyu：“hao，zhiyaohuoxianshengnengduixianchengnuo，wotongyi！”
yanqiandehuojingchuanshitaweiyizouchunitandexiwang。
“跟我来。”
huojingchuanzhuanshenxiangzhepangbiandefangjianzouqu。
“huoxiansheng！wohaiyougeqingqiukeyima？”louxiaoxiruoruodekaikou。
nanrentingxiajiaobukanzheta：“shuo。”
“ruguowotongyidehua，huoxianshengnengbangwozhaohuididima？tajinnianyuanbenkaoshangleyixueyuan，ketagangganghetongxuepaoquwaididagongle。tabunengchuoxue！”
“没问题。”
“谢谢。”
总统套房里。
dayueshifenzhonghou，yibenkazheminzhengjugangyindejiehunzheng，biandidaoletashoushang。
henkuai，louxiaoxibeiqingdaolegebidefangjianlihuazhuangchuanhunsha。
jianyutabuxiangbeizhiqiandetongshirenchulai，huojingchuanrangrenqinglaileshishangjiedehuazhuangshicassiel，weitahuashanglexinniangzhuang。
danglouxiaoxichuanhaohunshazhanzaiketinglishi，suoyourendoubeijingyanle。
wuguanjingzhidenvhaizipifubaixi，meimuruhua，shangqianwandehunshachuanzaitashenshangyouruweitaliangshendazaoyiban，zhenggerenmanmiaolinglong，qizhiyouyagaogui。
zuozaishafalidenanrenshixianzailouxiaoxideshenshangtingliulejimiao，quheidemouzilibingmeiyourenhedebolan。
zheixienianzaitashenbianweiraodenvrenquandouhenpiaoliang，kepiaoliangyounengdaibiaoshenmeni？
zaitingdaotadeshentiyoucanjideshihou，neigeyuanbenyouyaduanzhuang，xiangmaojingzhidenvrenbushiyiyangpaole？
......
隔壁市。
moudongsirenbieshudeketing。
lianggenvrenquandoukaozaishafashang，yibianchizheshuiguodianxin，yibiankanzhebuyuanchutoupinglededianshi。
“erlan，nizheicizuodezhenshitaiduile。suishuohuojingchuanyouqianyoushi，neizhanglianshengdeyehaokan。keshiyanxiatuican，youqishineifangmiandegongnengsangshile，nijiaguoqujiushishouyibeizidehuogua。nizheimepiaoliangnenggan，meibiyaoweileyigezhangdehaokandecanjihuilezijiyibeizi。”
shuohuadeshiyouyufei，yeshixiaoerlanzuihaodepengyou。
xiaoerlantaishoufulexiazijidebolangjuanfa，kanzheshoulibutingzhendongdeshoujidiandiantou：“huoxiaoliangjiashishijiao，wojiushiyoudianerdanxinhouxutahuibuhuizhaowomenjiademafan？”
youyufeichixiaoleyixia：“tazijideshentiyouwenti，zhiqianjiugaizhudongtichutuihunde，shitazijimeiyouzizhizhiming，genniyoushenmeguanxi？jiuyinweiliangjiashishijiao，tagengyinggaiweinizhexiangcaidui。
shuoqilaihaishihuojingchuantaizisile，zijiderenshenghuile，haifeiyaolazhenixiashui。shenmerenma？biekantayouqianyoushi，wokanjiushiyirenzha！
xianzaizheimeduopingtaihewanghongdouzaiguanzhuzheijianshi，kendinghuiyourenbaonidemingzi，tajiushiguyiyaohuileni！”
youyufeishuodefenfenbuping，rangxiaoerlangengjiajuedezijidexuanzemingzhile。
“qishiwoyemeixiangdaotahuizheimeduiwo，zheimeduonianwojuedetazhendeduiwohenhao。meixiangdaodaotoulaihuizheimeyinxian。”
“qi，haogetou！erlan，woxianzaihuaiyizheixiemeitipingtaihezhimingwanghong，shuobudingdoushitaqinglaide。jirannixiangrangbierenkantadexiaohua，taziranyaojiabeidechanghaini，rangnibeiqianfusuozhi！”
xiaoerlankanzhedianshishangxianchangzhibodehuamian，youxiedanyoudezhoulezhoumei：“yufei，nishuotahuibuhuizhaogetibuxinniangxianguolezheiyiguan？”
“zezeze，neinidaoshigaosuwo，tazhaosheiqu？jiusuantasuibianzhuagenvrenlaijiezheigehun，zongdeyougeshihedenvrenba？jiusuanzanmenbukantadejiatingbeijing，zhangxiangni？shencaini？nikeshiyixianmingxing，tayaoshizaiyulequanlizhao，dangchangwojiujitarenrouchulai，zaitiechutadeshenghuozhao，huojingchuanneiyangzuohuigengnankan。
zhiyaotazhaogebinichoude，tazheigehunjiusuanshijuxingle，neiyeshibeirenchaoxiaodefener！buxinzanmenyihuierzouzheqiao！”
“kewanyitazhaolegebiwopiaoliangdeni？”
xiaoerlansuiranzuishangzheimeshuo，dantazhidaozheishijueduibukenengde。
taduizijidexiangmaoyoujueduidezixin。
“aiyowei，tayaoshinengsuibianzhuagenvrenjiubinipiaoliang，neiwodouyaopeifutadeyunqile。kexiya，neizhongshiqingbihuixingzhuangdiqiuhaikunnan。”
buguaiyouyufeishuozheizhonghua，yinweixiaoerlanqueshizhangdehenpiaoliang。
zaiquanzilishichulemingdedameinv。
zhaogebitahaipiaoliangdexinniang？
做梦去吧！
......
zheichangshengshihunliguangxianchangbuzhijiuhualeyigeyi，henduozhimingmeitihepingtaidoulaidaolexianchang。
shenzhihaiyouyixiewanghong，yecongquanguogedipaoleguolai，suiranyouxiedifangbeihuojiajinzhijinru，danshizhiyaonengkandaodedifang，tamenquandoupaoleguoqu，sheidouxiangzaizheichangshengshihunlishifenyibeiliuliangdegeng。
yinweixinniangluopaodexiaoxi，beirenbaolechulai。
gedapingtaidezhibojianrenshujishibeijibaibeidebaozhang，youxiechiguaqunzhongbenboyuyiershigezhibojian，shengpazijicuoguoyidianerxiaoxi。
suiranxiaoerlanluopao，danshiwangshanghenduorenhaishizhanzaitazheibiande。
shenzhitadefensidaiqilejiezou，yihuojingchuandeyanjingheshuangtui，yijinanrenneifangmiandegongnengsangshilaipengjita。
［woqu！zijiyouxiayoucanjiusuanle，juranxianghuohaiwomenlanlandameinv，xiangpichini？］
［womenlanbaoyaoqianyouqian，yaoyanyouyan，ganmazaizheizhonghuosirenshenshangdiaosi？］
［zhenxiangquxianchangrenggoushi！xinniangdoumeiyoulehunlihaiyaojixu，zheibushimingbaizherangwomenlanlanchuchouma？］
［xiongdimen，fangxinba。zhiyaowomenzheixielanfentuanjieyixin，neigexiazitaijianjiubiexiangdecheng！］
［sheidoubiexiangqifuwolaopo！fouzelaozigentapinming！］
［ruguoyihuierxiazitaijianzhaogechoubaguaizuotibu，bumatagezuzongshibadai，zaizuodexiongdimenkedouyouzerenle。］
［......］
jiuzaixiaoerlandefensizaiwangshangkongpingkongderuhuorutu，quanwangdouxiangzhekanhuojingchuanxiaohuadeshihou。
zheichangshengshihunli......
开始了！