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wobeibangjiadezheitian，caizhongyumingbai，guyanchencongweiaiguowo。
bangfeiyongwodeshoujibotongletadehaoma，zhidaodi100tong，tacaichichijieqidianhua：
“linwan，**youwanmeiwan？”
dianhuaneitoushitashengnudedihou，“jintianshirouroudeshengri，niganrangtabukaixin，woyouyiwanzhongfangfanongsini！”
绑匪对着听筒咆哮：
“guyanchen，nilaopozaiwoshoushang！wubaiwan，buranjiudengzheshoushi！”
dianhuaneitou，guyanchenquexiaole。
tadeshengyindaizhexixuedecanren：
“yandebucuo。zheiyang，wojiniyiqianwan，batanongsi。”
zaibangfeijuqidaodeshunjian，woxiayishidihuzhuxiaofu，shengsilijiedikuhan：“bieshawo！wohuaiyunle，woduziliyounidehaizi！”
woyiweitahuiyouyidiandongrong，ketingtonglizhichuanlaitagenglengdexiaosheng。
“haiganpianwo？”taqingpiaopiaodijiajia，“zaijiniwubaiwan，baneigeyezhongyeyiqinongsi，rangtazhangzhangjixing。”
huayingangluo，binglengdedaofengbiantongjinlewodefubu，henhenjiaodong。
jutongzhong，wofachuqilidecanjiao。
dianhuaneitoudeguyanchenquepingjiadao：“jiaodezhennanting，birourouchayuanle。”
jinjiezhe，yigejiaoroudenvshengcongtingtonglichuanlai，daizhejiaxingxingdedanyou：“yanchen，jiejiejiaodezheimecan，buhuishizhendebeibangjialeba？nihaishiqukankanba，womeishide。”
guyanchendeshengyinranshangqingyu，shayadidixiao：“rourou，nijiushitaishanliangle。wodeshentidoubeinichanzhule，haizenmelidekai？tadesihuo，nabideshangrangnikuaihuo。”
niannideshuishenghenvrendejiaochuancongtingtonglichuanlai，wodeyishizaiwujindexuebozhongjianjianhuansan。
wojuewangdibishangyan，baobao，duibuqi，shimamaxuancuoleren，haileni。
zhishiwomeixiangtong，neigelianzhengyandoulandekanwoyicidenanren，kanjianwodeshitihou，quexianggezuocuodeshidehaiziyiyang，baotoutongku。
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wozaiyigefeiqicangkuli，jiannandizhengkaiyan，shoujiaobeimashengsisikunzhu，zuishangfengzhegongyejiaodai。
kanqingyiqieqingxinghou，wohaipaderenbuzhuyizhizaizhandou。
xiayishidixiangquansuoqilai，huzhuhaiweixianhuaidexiaofu。
neiliyouyige，lianguyanchendouhaibuzhidaodemimi。
weishoudedaobalianjiuzhuwodetoufa，yongwodeshoujibotonglewolaogongdianhua。
dianhuagangjietong，guyanchenbinglengdesangyinjiucongtingtongchuanlai，beijingshixuannaodeshengripaiduiyinle。
“linwan，naogoulemeiyou？wojinggaoguoni，jinwanshirouroudeshengri，biexiangjiaohuangle。”
daobalianduizhetingtongpaoxiao：“guyanchen，nilaopoxianzaizaiwoshoushang！likezhunbeiwubaiwan，buranjiudengzhejitashoushi！”
dianhuaneitoujingleyishun，suijibaofachuhongxiao。
guyanchendeshengyinxixue：“yandebucuo，zheiqunyangouzhuanyede，hualeduoshaoqian？”
daobalianbeijinu，mengdisikaiwozuishangdejiaodai，jutongrangwofachuqilidecanjiao。
“rangtatingting**deshengyin！”
wodaizhenongzhongdekuqiang，siyadihan：“guyanchen！jiuwo！kuailaijiuwo！wozhendebeibangjiale！”
“linwan。”talianmingdaixing，yuqilengdenengdiaoxiabingzha，“weilehuilerouroudeshengri，nilianzheizhongxiasanlandeshouduandouyongshangle？nihaiyoumeiyoudixian？”
dianhuaneitou，surourouruowugudeshengyinxiangqi：“yanchen，nibieguaiwanwanjiele，tajiushitaiainile，caihuiyongzheizhongfangshixiyinnizhuyi……”
suiji，shipengyoumenciqibifudeqihonghechaoxiao。
“chenge，nilaopozheizhanyouyuyetaiqiangleba？”
“真是个疯子。”
wohunshenzhandou，yanleidiaobujin，yongjinzuihouyidianliqikuhanchuwomenzhijiandemimi：“zhezhimeigui！womendiyiciyuehui，nisongwodeneizhizhezhimeigui！”
tingtongli，shisiyibandechenji。
yimiao，liangmiao……neishiwoyishengzuimanzhangdedengdai。
suiji，guyanchendelengxiaojiangwochedituirushenyuan，jiangwosuoyoudexiwangniandefensui。
“zhezhimeigui？”dianhuaneitoudeguyanchenxiangshitingdaoleshenmexiaohua，qingxiaoyisheng，“e，woxiangqilaile。neibushisongnide，shidangshirouroushuoxiangyao，wojiuxuexizenmezhe，zenme，beinijianqule？”
“suishouzhedewanyier，niyedangchengbao？nijiushizheiyang，yongyuanzheimelianjia，lingrenzuoou。”
“wozaishuozuihouyibian，woaideshirourou。biezaiyongzheixiebucunzaidehuiyilaiexinwo。”
“du——du——du——”
bangfeibusixindizhongbo，tingtonglichuanlaidequeshibinglengdexitongnvsheng：“ninbodadeyonghuwufajietong……”
他把我拉黑了。
zaiwoshengsiyixianshi，tabawolaheile。
bangfeitouzikanzheheidiaodepingmu，qingjinbaoqi：
“made！zheichunhuogenbenbuzaihunidesihuo！nidaoditamadeshibushiguyanchenlaopo？”
tabaonudipaoxiaozhe，henhenyijiaochuaizaiwoyoubiandeleigushang。
“kaca”yishengguliesheng。
woyanqianyihei，jihutongdaohunjue。