第1章 我老公又老又丑

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manshenjiuqideguqiqinachuxiaojingzi,kanlekanzijineikanbinvguidehairenzhuangrong。zheiyilushang,buguannannvkandaotajiugenjianleguiyiyangbizhibuji。buguo,tayaodejiushizheizhongxiaoguo。

mouguangweishan,guqiqikanzheyanqianbaoxiangdemen。jintian,tazhixuchenggong,buxushibai!

shenshouzailianshangpailepai,guqiqiyifuzuiguidemoyangtuimenerru。

tingdaomenxiang,zuozaishafashangdesumohengbuyuedetaiqitou,kehaiweikaikou,tademouzhongshanguoyimoyaran。

guqiqiyeyiyankandaolesumoheng,taneiweisuweimoumiandeweihunfu。yingjunbufan,youyajingui,suoyoumeihaodeci,yongzaitadeshenshangsihudoubuguofen。

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“yo~”guqiqichuileshengliumangshao,jiaobuliangqiangdezoudaosumohengdeshenbianzuoxia。xiayike,tashenchushouzhi,qingtiaodetaiqitadexiaba。

“bucuoma,wanggehaizhenshitengwo,jiwotiaolezhiliangzheimegaodehuose,”guqiqiqingfudechaotadeshenbiankaolekao,“shuaige,nikanzhehenmiansheng。”

sumohengdeliansedunshiheilexiaqu,tajuranganzhaoya?

“haishigaolengxingde,jiexihuan!”guqiqisixiaofeixiaodegoulegouchun,tiaotidedaliangzheta,“zeze,shuaidecanjuerenhuan,kanlaibubisumohengcha。duile,nizhidaosumohengma?jiushineiweididoudiyidashao,conglaimeiyouluguozhenrong,yijiugaopaiquanguonvrenxiangjiapaixingbangdediyimingdeneiwei。gaosuniyigemimi,tashiwoweihunfu!”

sumohengdechunjiaochoulechou。canjuerenhuan?tadeyuwenshitiyulaoshijiaode?

“suoyia,nijinwanrangjieyigaoxing,yihoubaonichixianghela!”guqiqishifenliumangdepailepaitaneizhanghaokandelian。

“nijiubupabeitafaxian?”sumohengyouyoudewen。

“pashenmeya?”guqiqibuxiedeshuodao,“wogujitayoushuaiyouyouqianderenshe,jiushizhaotuanduichaozuochulaide!buranzheimeduonian,taweishenmebulumian?shuobudingtazhenrenyoulaoyouchouhaiyoushengliquexian,fouzetadoumeijianguowo,weishenmefeiyaoquwo?”

“......”sumohengmoudishanguoyimoanchen,youlaoyouchou?shengliquexian?shishuota?

“haiyou,tanaozikendingyouwenti!”guqiqizhilezhizijidenaodai,“gaosuniyigemimi,tamingtianyaoquwomenjia,wofumudasuanrangwobiaomeidingtiwo,maochongwohetarenshi,dingzhewodeshenfenjiajita!nishuo,ruguobushiyinweitachun,wofumunengxiangchuzheimexiadezhuyi?”

“nidasuantingtamende?”sumohengmeishaoweitiao。

“neinaercheng!wokeshikanshanglesumohengdeqian!zhiyoujiajita,wocainengbaoyangnimenzheixieshuaiqidexiaogegeya!”guqiqixieqidexiaozhe,henbudebaqingfuzheilianggezixiezailianshang。

kongqituranxianruyizhenchenmo。

“ruguo......wojiushinideneiweiweihunfuni?”sumohengkaikou,muguangyoushendekanxiangta。

guqiqichadianyikoulaoxuepenchu!sumohengdezhongdian,nandaobugaishigujiaderenxiangyaoyunongtama?

“neinizuihaoqidaonibushi,”guqiqizezeliangsheng,tashenshouzaisumohengdelianshangnieleliangba,“jiekebuhuiweileyiduoxianhuafangqizhenggehuayuan,xiangnizheimeshuaiqidexiaogege,toushangdaiyichuanlvmaozi,yetingbuhaokande,duiba?”