第1章
“xuaner，nizenmezheimeshaa！woyouzenmehuixianqinini！”
“douguaiwo，meiyoubaohuhaoni！ruguokeyidehua，woyuanyitiniqusia！wodexuanera！”
好吵！
yexuanxiangyaotaiqiyanpi，keshenticikeshifenchenzhong，yishibanhuidongdanbude。
taganjuezijizhengbeiyigenanrenbaozaihuaizhong，erbianchuanlaiduifangdekuhansheng......
“ai，sanhuangzizhendehaochiqinga！buxianqiyedaxiaojiedeyangmaochoulou、hunqianshengzi，jianchijiangtaqujinmen。”
“kebushima！buguo，tazijiyinweikuijiu，juedepeibushangsanhuangzieryinjiuzijin，daoyekeyilijie。”
“nimendoujiwobizui！sheiyaoganduoshuoxuanerbanjubushi，rentouluodi。”
lengliedehechisheng，rangzhongrendouguaiguaibishanglezuiba，buganzaitaolunyexuan。
“xuaner，nifangxin，wohuijiangnifengguangdazangde。”
什么鬼？！
老娘还没死！！
tatangtangqingliangongdegongzhu，zhanzaiwuzhedianfengderen，yeshizheixiejiahuonengmaofandema？！
zhongyu，yexuanfenlidizhengkaishuangmou，erhuabushuo，yijiaojiangbaozhetadenanrenjichuailechuqu。
xuanningbeichuailegecuobujifang，ketagubushangzijixiongkoudetengtong，jingjudikanzhezheigeturanhuoguolaidenvren。
她，怎么没死？！
“bababade，chaosile！”yexuannieleniemeixin，jiersaoleyansizhou，dangkanqingchuzhouweideqingjing，zhenggerendoulengzhule。
tabushizhengzaikunlunzhidian，beishidazongmenweigongma？
zenmeyizhayandeshijian，jiuchuxianzaizheimegeguidifang，zhouweizhanghonggualvde，chongmanlexiqingdefenwei。
zaikanziji，yishenfengguanxiapei，chuanjindaiyinde，shenchudahonghuajiaozhizhong，buyaogaosuta，taxianzaishixinniangzi？
ergangcaibeitayijiaochuaifeidenanren，shixinlangguan？！
“xuaner，ni，nimeisi？”xuanningqiangzuozhending，jichuleyimoxiaorong，guzuojingxideyangzi。
kezixikandehua，tagengduodeshijinzhang，haiyouhaipa？
“wozheiyangxiangsilema？”yexuanzhouzhemeitou，xinliyouxieyihuo，ruguotashixinlangguandehua，weishenmetakanjianzijihuoguolaile，meiyoujingxi，fanershikongju？
“wei，wowenni......”
yexuangangyaoxiangxuanningzouqu，huranyigufanzadejiyiqinxiguolai，rangtatoutengyulie。
dengyexuanxiaohuadiaozheixiejiyizhihou，tazhongyumingbaixianzaishizenmeyihuishi！
她，穿越了！
beitafushenderen，tongyangjiaoyexuan。
butongdeshi，tanaiqingliangongdegongzhu，yanliwushuang。
eryuanzhuzetianshengfeiwuhun，lianshanghaiyouyikuaijiweichouloudetaiji，shirenrenxianedechoubaguai。
“yexuanyijingbeiyaoxiefushen，yaocishasanhuangzi，ganjinshaleta。”jiuzaicishi，yishenglenghe，jiangyexuancongsixuzhonglahuixianshi。
shiduogehuweiyonglechulai，jiangtajibaoweiqilai。
yexuantiaoletiaomei，kanleyanneigezhihuihuwei，jiangtaweiqilaidenvren，mouzhongshanguoyidaolimang。
jiushizheigenvren，jiangyuanzhudusizaihuajiaoshang。
tadeerbian，sihuhaizaihuidangzhezheigeedunvrenduiyuanzhushuoguodezhuixindehua。
“wodehaotangjie，dengnisilezhihou，nidieliujinidedongxi，jianghuiyouwoquanpanjieshou。”
“haiyou，niyiweinishenaidesanhuangzi，shizhenxinainidema？bu，taaiderenshiwo。zhisuoyiyaozunconghunyue，quniguomen，yezhishiweilededaoyejiadezhichi，zhutazhengduohuangwei。”
“dengnisile，dajiadouhuiyiwei，nizheigechoubaguaishiyinweikuiduisanhuangzideyipianzhenxin，suoyiyinjiuzijin。daoshihou，sanhuangzijianghuishirenrenchengsongdechiqingren。”
“weileganxienidechengquan，wohuihesanhuangzizainidebieyuanlimian，fanyunfuyu。”
“dengsanhuangzijichenglehuangwei，tahaihuimingmeizhengqudibawojiejingongzhong。wojiangchengweihougongzhishou，muyitianxia。”
yexuanlengxiaoyisheng，yezitong，nizhenshihaosuanjia！
tapieleyanhuajiaolimian，neiyifengweizaodeyishu，neilixiemanleyuanzhuduisanhuangzidekuijiu，haiyouzuiguo。
yezitongduishangyexuandeshuangmou，xinshenweiweiyijin，zongjuedexianzaideyexuanyouxiebuduijing。
zhiqianyexuandeyanli，quanshizibeinuoruo，kexianzaiyexuandeyanli，quechongmanlezixin，haiyoucongrong。
kantadeyanshen，rutongyibingchuqiaodelijian，fengmangbilu。
yezitongxinlizheji，tabuguanzheigeyexuanshizhensi，haishijiasi，xianzaidoubixusitou！
fouze，tahesanhuangzidejihuajianghuibailu！
“nimenhailengzheganma？kuaishaleta！！”