第3章

“sheidadeni?”shenqingtangyibianzouyibianwen。

xiaoshibielebiezui:“shiwenmeishenpangdelimama。”

“wenmei?tawenzuoqinglongyoubaihuwoyezhaodabuwu!”

shenqingtangqishixiongxiongdedaizhexiaoshizhibenjimuwenmeideyuanzi。

ercishiwenmeideyuanzili,wenmeilianseningzhongdingzhelianggedadadeheiyanquan。

“neixiao***fenmingyijingduanqile,zenmeyoucongguancailitiaolechulai?”

limamayouxiejingkongdehuiying:“furen,mobushi...youzangdongxi?”

wenmeiwojinlequantou:“buguanyoumeiyouzangdongxi,neixiao***doubixuyaosi。”

“buranyigeyuehoujiushitagentaizidingxiadechenghunzhiri。”

“taizifeizhiweizhinengshiyouyoude。”

limamalianliandiantou:“furenshuodemeicuo,shenqingtangbupei。”

话音刚落,吧嗒!

yikeshitoudanshezailimamadezuishang,tadezuibashunjiangaogaozhongqi。

“老登!”

“zhangzuijiulainishixingaoqiao,dongwoderennishishengsinanliao。”

kuangdang!shenqingtangzhijiechuaimenerru!

wenmeikandaoshenqingtangdeshenying,limaliheyisheng:“shenqingtang,nihaodadedanzi!”

“lairen,jiangtanaxia。”

wenmeiyouyishuanggenshenqingyouyiyangdehuliyan,tadeyanlimanshiyinxiandesuanji。

tahaizhengchoumeiyoujihuinongsishenqingtang。

meixiangdaozheixiao***zijisongshangmenlaile,shenqingtangnengzaibanyezhashihuoguolai。

ziranyenengzaitianliangshifenzhongxinsiqu。

bijinghuiguangfanzhaoshiyijianhenzhengchangdeshi。

yuanzilidesiwugexiarenquandouchaoshenqingtanghexiaoshiweileguoqu。

tianliangshifenzhengshitamenzuikundeshihou,tamenfangcaihaimeifanyingguolai。

shenqingtangjiudaizherenchongjinleyuanzi,xianzaibixuyaojiangrennaxia。

buranfurenkendinghuihenhendichengfatamen。

lianggenucaichishoukongquandechaoshenqingtangdejianbangzhuaqu。

xiaoshilimatingxiongzhanzailetadeqianmian。

“**biepa,xiaoshihuibaohuni。”

shenqingtangnieleniexiaoshiruanmianmiandelian:“wusuowei,wozihuichushou。”

“他们自会出殡。”

啪!

tashuodaozuodao,yibazhangchoudazaixiarendeshouwanshang。

zhibuguo...tashouzhongnazheyikuaiheisedejiahougangchi。

zheiyibazhangxiaqu,kacacaca...

xiarendeshouwanguzhijiesuilie。

tayigecebu,shouzhongdegangchijidazailingyigexiarendeshouzhangshang。

五指瞬间断裂!

啊啊啊...

lianggexiarenwuzheshouguikulanghao。

shengxiajigerenjianzhuanglimachaoqigunzichongleshanglai。

tamenshouzhongdegunzidemubiaodoushishenqingtangdenaodai。

zuyikanchu,tamenxiangyijibiming,yenengkanchushenqingtangzaifushangdediwei。

xiarendoukeyihaowugujidezhitayusidi。

shenqingtangyanshenyichen,doudongleyixiashouzhongdegangchi。

咔咔咔...

gangchishunjianbianzhanglehaojijie,tongshihaidaizhezizizidedianliusheng。

tayanweidaizhexiaoyi,zheikebushiyibandegangchi。

ershikeyiziyoushensuoqiedaidiandegaokejichanwu——ruyigun!

gangchishenzhandaoyimidezhangdu,pa!

tayuanyuandeyihuizhijiejiangtamenshouzhongdegunzidachengliangjie。

tongshi,ruyigunhenhenchoudazaitamendeshenshang。

滋滋滋...

dianliujiechudaoshenti,xiarenmensizhichouchuzhedaodi,zuilihaituchuheiyan。

jiejuewansuoyouxiaren,shenqingtangkangzhetaderuyigunyibububijinwenmeihelimama。

liangrendoubeihedeliansecanbai,suirancongqiandeshenqingtangxingshizhangyang。

dandoushixiaodaxiaonaobale,jinridetashouduangewaihenli!

limamazhongzhezuijinghuangdehanzhe:“da**,nixiangshimuma?”

“mu?hahahaha...xiaowangbazoudu,biebuzhuxiaole!”shenqingtanglengxiaoyisheng。

“woniangfentoucaodousanzhanggaole,nisuanshenmemu?”

“我**!”

tayibianmamalielieyibianyangqiruyigunchouleguoqu。

砰!

gunzichenggongjidazailimamadeshenshang。

taliangundaipadeduoshan,danshenqingtangdegunziwuchubuzai。

pengpengpengdeshengyinjielianxiangqi。

shenqingtangweimideyanmoulimanshixiaoyi。

zuoweiyigehegedejunyi,takeyiranglimamaaiyibaigunhaishiqingshang。

zhudadejiushiranglimamatongkudansibudiao!

tashenxiyikouqi:“qiutiankuaidaole,diyifenbaochaolizizhunbeichulu。”

tayonggunzijianglimamafanlaifuqudejida,dongzuojiuxiangshizainongtangchaobanli。

wenmeibuganshangqian,zhinengjianshenghanjiao:“biedale!lairena...”

tadejianjiaohenyouyong,shenqingtangdelaodieshenmingyidaizhefushangdeyiduishiweichongjinyuanzhong。

“ninv!nihaibukuaizhushou!”

shenqingtangjiangshouzhongdegunzixuanzhuanyiquan,suihouzhizhichaowenmeichouqu。

啪!

zheiyigunzihenhenjidazaitade**shang。

shenqingtanghaiguyiniudongleyixiagunzijiangwenmeidexiekuhuapo。

xuebaidejifubaoluzaizhongrenyanqian。

“啊啊啊...”

wenmeiyibiantonghuyibianzhedangtade**。

beizheimeduoshiweikanleshenti,tademingshengdouhuile!

yihoushenmingyikendinghuixianqita。

shenqingtanghuanhuanjianggangchisuoduanshouhuishouzhong,suihouzhuantoukanxiangleshenmingyi。

“nirangwotingxialaiwojiuting,wobuyaomianzidema?”

tayibianshuoyibianshangxiadaliangzhetadebianyidie。

shenweichengxiangdetachuanzheyishenmolvsedepaozi,wushamaodaidezhengzhengqiqi。

yingdangshizhunbeiqushangzaochao,tapianshoudelianjiahesanjiaoyanrangrenyouxiebushi。

shenmingyibeiqidebuqing:“nicongqianzaiwaimianhunaojiusuanle,rujinjingranzaijialifafeng!”

“wojinriruoshibuchengfani,haibuzhidaonirihouhuifanxiashenmedacuo。”

“来人,上家法。”

tayishenglingxia,shiweibiannachuleyibinghunshendaicidebianzi。

tawozhebianziyibubukaojinshenqingtang。

shenqingtangyanlimeiyouyisihaipa,ershiwaitoudaixiaodekanzheta。

“bufenqinghongzaobaijiudongshou,woshiniqinshengdema?”

“.......”shenmingyiyizhenchenmo,wozhebianzideshouxinhuanhuanshenchuhanshui。

“wozheigedangdiededoushiweilenihao!”tayifuhentiebuchenggangdemoyang。

shenqingtanglianshangmanshilengyi:“womeikancuodehua,zheibingbianziyeshiwoniangdeba?”

“yongwoniangliuxialaidebianzidawo,nijiubudanxinwoniangcongguancailipachulaiyaolenideming!”

“nikebiewangle...shenjiadeyiqiedoushisheijinide。”

“ni...ni...nijianzhifanle!”shenmingyizhijieyangqibianzichaoshenqingtangchoudaerqu。

tazuitaoyanpangrentiqizheijianshi!

tacongqianzhishigejinjinggankaodeqiongxiaozi,ouranjiuxiajiangtanghoubianpanshangledangchaotaifujiangjia。

zaijiangjiadebangzhuxiatakaoqugongmingruchaoweiguan,yibubuzuoshanglechengxiangdegaowei。

dan!tazuitaoyanpangrentiqiguoqu,fangfotadeyiqiedoushikaojiangtang。

meimeikandaoshenqingtang,tajiuhuixiangqicongqianneiduanbukanderizi。

suoyizheiyeshitamingzhishenqingtangzaifushangguozhezhugouburuderizi,yebucenglihuideqizhongyigeyuanyin。

zhiyulingyigeyuanyin...he...

bushitaqinshengdezhong,tadangranxiwangtaguodeyuechayuehao!