第四章:塑料兄弟情

anyuyangxianzaijianzhishirouyankejiandehuangzhang。

dagebutaiqiadangdebiyu,fengyanshenzhijuedetajiuxiangshijianlemaodehaoziyiyangzhenggerendouzaidou。

“shen、shenmege?”anyuyangjiejiebabadichoulechouzuijiao:“womeishuoa,yanfenggenitingcuoleba?”

“buyonghewokeqi。”yanfenglianshangdebiaoqingyuefasixiaofeixiao:“nibushixiangrangwodebaomujiaonigegeme?”

安煜阳:“……”

anyuyangcengyixiacuandaolemoyuchendeshenhou,zhanweiweiluchulaiyigetou。

莫雨辰面无表情。

“xinga,nixianghetaqinjin。”yanfengyidianermeiyoujiucifangguoanyuyangdeyisi,wanlewanzuijiao,luchuyigemoguibandeweixiao。

“——yihounimenguantajiaosaozijiuxingle。”

“……”

youneimeyishunjian,fengyanjuedezhenggekongqidouxianrulesiyiyangdechenmo。

anyuyangyiliansihuzaishuo“nilianjibendeweizhuangdoubudasuanzuolema”debiaoqingkanxiangleyanfeng,moyuchenyizhimeishenmebiaoqingdelianchuxianleyisiliehen,erhanyixuan……zeshizhenzhenzhengzhengdexiaorongzhujianxiaoshile。

dangran,zhenzhengzuijingede,guoranhaishiyaoshufengyanbenren。

takanzheyanfeng,jihumannaodaiwenhao。

wodefake???saozi???

zhei……xianzaideyouqianrenzhijianliuxingzheizhongxinqingquma?bushi,neiweishenmeyaobatajijuanjinlai?tazhishiyigewuzhueryouchuchukeliandeershisuishiyimeishaonveryia!

ranernanzhurenkebuguanxianchangzheibangrenshizenmexiangde。takanshangquyouranzide,yibiantuoxizhuangwaitaoyibianliuxialeyiju“guoyihuiernimensalaiwofangjianfansheng”jiushenzanggongyumingdilikaileketing。

“咔嚓!”

yanzhimojiangzuihouyikuaituzipingguofangjinlezuili,yibiankanxiyibianjiaodejinjinyouwei。yanzhinuojiangjiejiechishengdeyaqianrengjinlelajitong。biqipingguo,tagengxihuancaomei。

guoleyihuier,hanyixuanzaiciluchulexiaorong。

zheigeguocheng,bansuizherangrenmaogusongrandedichenqingxiao。tafuzhuzijideetou,zuijiaoqingqingshangtiao,rangrenkanbuqingtadebiaoqing。

“……hehehe,wojiuzhidao……”cikedehanyixuanwanquanbuxiangganggangneiyangchongmanlebaimawangzidecongrongheyouya,daogengxianggefanpaibossyibanmanmanliuluchulefengkuangdesecai。anyuyangyitingtadexiaoshenglianshangdelenghanshihuahuawangxiadiao,shentidoudegenglihaile。

“yuyang,nibuzuobusidetianxinghaizhenshi……shenmeshihoudoucongweibianguoa!”

hanyixuanhuanhuantaiqitou,duizheanyuyangluchuleyigerenchuwuhaidexiaorong。

anyuyangshunjianjiucongdibanshangbengleqilai。tadangjimengdiyigechongcichongxianglemenkou,danquebeimoyuchentiliuzhuyilingqingyikongzhizaileyuandi。

“yu、yuchengenikuaifangkaiwo!yixuangexianzaizhendechaojishengqi!”anyuyanghedesangzidouniuqule:“wohuiside!neishihouyixuangejiushisharenxiongshou,yuchengenijiushibangxionga!!!”

“wusuowei。”moyuchenqingmiaodanxiejiubaochuyigejingtiandaneimu:“fanzhengzhifafanfadeshier……womenjiayizhidouzaigan,duoniyitiaorenmingyebucha。”

“lengku、wuqing!meixuemeileidejiahuo!”

“paoshenmeyaxiaoyang,ganggangrangrenjiajiaonigegedeshihoubushitaiduhendeyima?”hanyixuancongmoyuchenshoulijieguoleanyuyangdeyiling,ranhoujiuzheimezhijieyituoshiyibandezishituozheanyuyangjinleyijianxiezuoxiaoheiwudeliwu,moyuchenzhanzaiyuandixujiu,suihougenleshangqu。

fengyanchoulechouzuijiao,yizhiyilaidemianwubiaoqingjibensuideqiqibaba。tazhilezhixiaoheiwu,yuqilidaizhexiexuxunwendeyisi:“zheishi……?”

“mamabiedanxine。ruguozhiyouhangegeheanshushujinqudequehenzaogaola,buguomogegeyejinqulejiumeiguanxila!tahuilazhehangegede!”yanzhimoqiangxianjushouhuidawenti,yanzhinuozeluchuleyigexiaoemosidexiaorong:“shia。mogegezuishanzhangzheizhongshile,zhiyaotazai,jiuyicirenmingyemeichuguo。”

bububu,womeiwenzheizhongshi,zaishuolebuchurenmingzheibushijibendema?chulerenmingdehuabaimawangzibujiugailangdangruyulema?nimenpingshidexiangchumoshinandaojiushizheizhongbisuliaojiemeiqinghaisuliaodexiongdiqing???

gengbietidaihuiertamenhaidequyanfengdefangjianfansheng……fengyanturandoulesandou,ranhougandaoleyizhenehan。

weileyifangyihuierkenenghuichuxianzailiangweimengluolimianqiandemouzhonglieqimasaikedechangmian,fengyanjuedezijiyoubiyaodanrenqibaohuzuguohuaduodezhongyaoshiming。

zaifengyandaizheliangweiluolijinlewanjufangzhihou,xiaoheiwuliguobuqiranchuanlaileyizhencanjiao。zhishimeiguoyihuierzhihou,canjiaoshengbianzhujianpingxi。

zuihou,fangmenkadayisheng,baimawangzimanlianxiaorongdiconglimiantuochulaiyiduimasaike。moyuchengenzaiyipangchazhekoudai,duandeshiyipaiyundanfengqing。

chuletamensa,meirenzhidaoxiaoheiwulifashengleshenme。wanjufangdegeyinxiangdangwanmei,fengbaomuheliangweixiaogongzhuzailimianduguoleyiduanxiangdangyukuaidewanshuashijian。

zaizhizhenzhixiangluomashuziviiideshihou,jiudaoleyanjiadewanfanshijianle。fengyanbeiyaoqingshangyanjiacanzhuodeshihoushouchongruojing,youyihuodizhilezhiyipangdecanzhuo:“neizheigezhuozishiyonglaiganshenmede?”

yanfengjianggeboshangdeyixiulvlexialai:“jishengxialianggebaomuyongde。”

封颜:“……”

wojiodewomingtianhuibeiyanshenshasi。

danzaikanjianzheisexiangweierjuquandemanzhuofancaizhihou,fengyanyoubuyouzizhuhuadongleyixiahoulong,babazheijianshiershunjianpaodaolejiuxiaoyunwai。

suanleguantade,siyeyaozuogebaosigui!

jiuzaifengyannaqilekuaizizhunbeikaichideshihou,nanzhurenzhuangsiwuyidiwenletayijuhua。

“fengyan,niyoumeiyoudasuanzaizuoyifengongzuo?”

“wu?”fengyandiaozheyikuaieryurouniuguotou,shensefenwaiwugu。

“yifenbaomujianzhibusuanshiwendingdegongzuoba。jiusuannengjiejueranmeizhiji,nixinliyebuhuitashi。”nanzhurenjiangcanjinzhidijileta。fengyancalecazuijiaodejiangzhi,jiangyurouyanxiazhihouganjieryouyihuodiwen:“xiexieyanxianshengnengbangwokaolvzheizhongfansuodexiaoshi。wodequeyouzheizhongkunao,keshinishizenmezhidaode?”

yanfengqingqingyixiao,taiqishizhidizaileshuangchunzhongjian。

“因为——”

yanfenghuanhuankaikou,yinsebeishangerchendian。

“woshizheigeshijieshang……zuilejienideren。”