zhiyufengroudewaigongwaipo、yeyenainaidouyouzijidezhongshixiaoyuan，laorenjiaxihuangengjiediqi，difangkuandadedifang，suoyiyemeiyouhefengroutongzhu。
erqiedouzaiyuncheng，yaoshixiangniantamenkeyisuishikaichehuiqu。
jialiyigongyou4gefangjian，fengbabafengmamayijian，fenghuaiyijian，fengrouyijian，qiyuyijianzuoweikefang，meigefangjianlidouyoupeitaodeweishengjian、yichu。
zheigefangzishifengbabafengmamasongjifengroudechengrenli，yibanshihoufengrouhaishihuizijijiabieshuquzhu。
danshixianzaizheigefangzilitagongzuodedifangjin，suoyijiutiqianbanhuilaile。
“yaoyao，nigenwozaiyigefangjian，haishidanduyigefangjian。”fengrouzaichufangyibianxizheshuiguoyibianwenchenyao。
“dangranshigennila，aiya，yixiangwanshangnengbaozhenizheigedameinvshuijue，shenshanghaihuahuade、xiangxiangde，wojuedekoushuidouyaoliuchulaile，siliu～～～～～～”chenyaokaozaichufangdezhongdaobian，bianchicaomeibianhuanxiang。
“…………………”kanzhetaneiweisuodeyangzi，fengrouyouzhongxiangbatarengchuqudechongdong，tahouhuiqujietale。
chenyaozhangdeyujiefanershizu，heisededajuanfapisandaoyaobu，fayubaoman，wanwandeliumei，zhangzhangdejiemaoweiweidizhandongzhe，yanmoumingliangyoushen，bilianggaoting，mingyanhongchun，suiyideyishenxiuxianfu，chendetayonglansuiyiqueyourujiaoyangbanreqing。
xiangduiyufengroudenaibaipi，chenyaogengpianyidianlengbai。
“zoula，chiguoshuiguozhihou，wodainiquchihbangcai，youxihucuyu、dongporou、ganzhaxiangling，haiyou…………”
meidengfengroujieshaowan，chenyaoyijingpobujidaile。
“buyaoshuole，kuaizouba！”
“hao，chufa。”fengrounaqicheyaochibeishangbao，xiangchenyaobihuayigexiangqiandeshoushi。
chiguofanhou，liangrenbianhuilejia，zongzhilikaixuehaiyoubangeyuezhijiu，youwandeshijianzugouduo。
zheiqijian，liangrenxianhouyouwanlehcheng、ncheng、jcheng，zuihouyizhanqulescheng。
fengroudaizhefenghuaimaidexiangji，pingjiezheduoniandepaizhaojingyan，chusedepaichulexuduodapian，zuihouliangrenfeichangmanyideguijiale。
songzoulechenyao，fengrouyekaishizhunbeishangbanle。
shangbandetouyitianwanshang，jiazuqun—【huangjiayishiting】，
（taihou）waipo：“aiya，nannanmingtianyaoshangbanle，waipofagexiaobaobao。（weixinzhuanzhang10000yuan）”
（taishanghuang）waigong：“xiaonannan，jiayoua，waigongyefagexiaobao。（weixinzhuanzhang10000yuan）”
（dataishanghuang）yeye：“guaisunnv，maijijianhaokandeyifu。（weixinzhuanzhang10000yuan）”
（dataihou）nainai：“rourou，maishuangshufudexiezi，shangkejiangkehenleide。（weixinzhuanzhang10000yuan）”
（huanghouniangniang）fengmama（xiaojing）：“baobeinve，mamalailou！（weixinzhuanzhang10000yuan）”
（huangshang）fengbaba（fenghang）：“babayegensuinimamadejiaobu。（weixinzhuanzhang10000yuan）”
（xiaohuaizi）fenghuai：“gegejigedadehongbao。（weixinzhuanzhang10002yuan。）”
（xiaohuaizi）fenghuai：“zenmeyang，bitamendouduoba！hahahahahaha。”
“孽子”
“呸”
“….”
“哈”
fengrouxishuhaotangzaichuangshang，kanzhequnlimiandexiaoxi，renjunbujin。
（rourougongzhu）fengrou：“xiexiejiarenmen，ainimenyou。neiwojiubukeqideshoula！”
yishengyouyishengdeshouqiansheng，fengrouxiaoliantonghong，zheixiazijidexiaojinkuyouchongyingle。
fengroujiangqianguihuahao，youkanlekanzijidezhanghuyue，bujingantanyisheng，tayeshiyouyigexiaomubiaoderenla！
keke，zheisuanbusuanxiaofuponi！
zaiqunliyouliaoleyihuier，wanshang10dianzhongdeshihoufengroufangxiashoujizhunbeishuijuele。
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“零零零零”
“零零零零”
tingdao6diandeqichuang**，fengrouguandiaoshouji，fanzaodeqichuangxishu，tayijinghaojiumeiyouzheimezaoqile。
jiandancagefangshai，tuyigedansedechunyou，fengrouzhanzailuodijingmianqian，daliangzhelimiandexiaoren，
toufabeizhachengmaweigaogaoshuqi，jiandandebaitxujianiuziku，yishuang3limidehesegaogenxie，jiayigemlbdedafanbubao。
yishenganjingqingshuang，sanfachumanmandehuoli。
fengroumanyidediandiantou，“ng，bucuo。”
jiangdiannao、wenjianfangjinbaoli，younaleyishuangpingdixie，dasuanfangdaocheshang，dengkaichedeshihoujianggaogenxiehuanxialai，fangbiankaiche。
fengrouzaidixiachekuzhaodaoletadedawanju，xinkuanbenchis480l，，waiguanjianyueyoudaqi。
neishiyeshitaxihuandefengge，chengxianchujingqiaodeshejifengge，xizhideshejihezhoumidebujudoutuxianleneishidezhigan。
jiandanshuxileyixiache，jiuchaozhedaxuekaiqu。
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“nihao，woshixinlaidelaoshi。”fengrouxialechexiangzhemenweishizouqu。
menweidayetaitoukanletayiyan，ng，zheinvhaizhangdezhenpiaoliang，youwangmenkouwangleyiyan，ng，jiatingtiaojianzhenbucuo，cheyuanle，cheyuanle。
“nizaizheiqianyixiaziba，zheigebiaogeliyinggaiyounidemingzi，jintianhaojigexinlaidelaoshidoulaibaodao。”menweidayeshuodao。
“haode，xiexie。”qianhaozi，fengroumiantianyixiao。
langanfangxia，fengroukaichejinlexiaoyuan。
“you，zheimepiaoliangdexiaoguniangya，nenglihaizheimechuse，kebudeleleyou……”jiaowuzhurenyibiandaizhefengroubanliruzhishouxuyibiankuata。
“haihao，haihao。”fengrouqianxuyixiao。
jianfengrouzheimemiantian，nvzhurenbianhuanlehuati。
“zanmenxuexiao9yue1haozhengshikaixue，nishengxiazheijitianjiuzhunshilaishangban，xiexiejiaoan，shuxishuxizhouweideqitalaoshihehuanjing，xianzaihaishihenqingsongde。”
“haode，wozhidaole，xiexiezhurenle。”
“buyaoxie，yihoudajiadoushitongshile，lai，wodainiqunidegongwei。”
“hao。”fengrougenzhejiaodaozhurenquletadebangongwei。
“nizuozaizheili，xianzhengliyixiaba，woxianqukaihuile。”zhurendingzhuta。
“ninxianmang，zhurenzaijian！”fengrouxiaomimidesongzoulezhuren。
zhuanshenhuidaozijidebangongweishang，congbaolinachuzhijinhezhichou，jiukaishishoushiqilai，caganjingzhihou，youbabijibendiannaofanghao，yipangdejiaocaishufangdaoshujiashang，yesuanshizhengliwanchengle。
kanlekanqitalaoshibangongwei，fengroujuedezijizheilihaichalebushaodongxi，yushinaqibao，dasuanqufujindeshangchangcaigouyifan。
cishixiaoyuanli，zhiyouweishubuduodelaoshi，bijinghaimeiyoukaixue，nuodadexiaoyuanlihaixiandekongdangdangde。
fengroumeiyouguoduotingliu，kaichezhibenshangchang。
zaishangchangdeyoupinxiaodianli，tamaileyigefensedebaowenbei，haiyouyigekafeibei，dabaodeshijin、zhichou，qianlansedefanhe，minibandexijiejing，yixielingshi，luanqibazaomaileyidadui，fanzhengdoushinengyongdaode。
fengrouyouqule7loucantingchifan，chibaohezuhou，huixuexiaojixuzhengli。
tashijiaolishide，suoyifenzailelishixizheimiandebangongshi，dexunloude201。
qitalaoshidouhenyouhao，duiyuxinlaidefengroubiaoshifeichangxihuan。
manmande，fengroukaishiletadedaxuelaoshirichang。