第6章 传授他泡妞秘诀

tadingzheyanqianzheigefendiaoyuqidexiaoguniang,xinhuranbianderuanruande,dunxiashen,pingshizhetadeyanjing:“shima?neiwoxiacizailaizhaota。”

“ngng,baobaoshihaohaizi,conglaibushuohuange。”lumiyanjingzhalezha,xinliquezaishuo,zhensha,bushuohuanghainengtixiantaxijingdebenzhima?

shenjuezhunbeilikai,lumixiangtabaibaishoushuo:“shushu,suiranmamahengaolenghennanzhui,danzhiyaonibuqinei,bufangqi,jiuyidinghuibaozhemeirenguidee。”

shenjuejiaoxiayigelieju,tashijueduibuhuichengrenbeiyigeliangsuidexiaodoudingjingdaode,xianzaidehaizidouyijingzheimezaoshulema?

dengtahuilegebihoucaixiangqilai,gangcaimingmingqinyankandaoneinvrenjinle1602haofangjian,weishenmeneixiaoyatoushuotaxialoule?

nandaoshuo,neinvrenbushineihaizidemama,ershijiejie?

shufangli,shipinhuiyizhongjinfabiyandexiaoenkusangzhelian:“laoda,haojuejituandeneigemuhoushenmizongcaiyizhizaizhuichanidexiaoxi,wokuaidingbuzhule。”

“neijiudayingba。”lutangbuhuiheqianguobuqu。

xiaoensonglekouqi,haizhenpalaodabukenying,gangdaohuaguofazhan,ruoshidezuilesuichengdehaojuejituan,neiwuyiyuzijuefenmu。

hexiaoenyoutaolunleyixieqitashi,zheimeyimang,jiuyijingyigeduoxiaoshile。

congshufanglichulai,kandaoxiaomizhengguaiqiaodezuozaishafashang,huailibaozhegeyangwawa,renzhendekanzhedonghuapian。

“zhongwuxiangchishenme?”lutangzhunbeiquchaoshicaigoushicai,shunbianjiangluyangdaihuilai。

“suibian,mama。”lumitoutoumiaolelutangyiyan,gangbangmamabazhuiqiuzheganpaole,haibuzhidaotahuibuhuigaoxing,haishibuyaogaosutahaole。

……

congyoujiyilai,shenxingdiyiciwandezheimekaixin,luyangzheigepengyouzhenshitaigouyisile。

“mama……”lutangyixialou,jiukandaolewandemantoudahandeluyang,luyangshenbianzhanzheyigehetachabuduodadexiaonanhai,xiaonanhaishouliqianzheyitiaodaomangquan。

luyangqianzheshenxingdeshou,jijidezoudaolutangmianqian:“mama,zheijiushiwohenishuodeshenxing,nibangtakankanyanjinghaobuhao?”

lutangdunxialai,jiangshenxingdexiaoshouwozaizhangzhong,yonglianggenshouzhidashangletademaibo。

haowanzuoshouyouhaoleyoushou,haitaiqitadeyanpikanlekantadetongkong,mole,shenqingningzhong。

“mama,zenmeyang,youxiwangma?”luyangdengdehenjiaolv,shouxindouchuhanle。

“nengzhi,buguohuimafanyidian。”kanzhexiaoxiantongyiyangdeshenxing,mingmingzhangzheyishuangwubihaokandedayanjing,quepianpiankongdongwushen,lutangdexinlihuranhennanguo。

“nijiaoshenxingshima?”tadunzaishenxingmianqian,qingshengwen:“nideyanjingshiyizhidoukanbudaoma?”

“bushide,tingbaomushuo,woyisuiduodeshihoubuxiaoxinzhuangdaoletou,ranhoujiukanbudaole。”shenxingsuiranyanjingkanbudao,xinsiquehenlingmin,mingandechajuelutanglingyouhuashuo。

“nideyanjingkanbudao,shiyinweibeirenxialedu,dusuqinrushijueshenjing,yijinghenzhangshijianle。”lutangyebuzhidaoshenxingnengbunengtingdong,jiushijuede,nenggouyoujihuiduishenxingxiadudeyidingshitadeshenbianren,gaosutarangtaxiaoxinyidianzongshimeicuode。

guoran,shenxingxiaolianyansuqilai,shenqingbiandeqiansuoweiyoudeningzhong。