第2章

“chenyouyou,suguanayishuolouxiayourenzhaoni。”chenyouyoudaxuesushedesheyouniuxiaohuaconglouxiapaoshanglaijiaota。

niuxiaohuashichenyouyoudaxueshiqizuihaodepengyou,tashishuizaichenyouyoushangpude“xiongdi”。tayeshibeijingdejia,danshigenchenyouyoubutongdeshi,tashichenglide。tazhangdehenpiaoliang,xinggekailang,xihuanxiao,xihuanjiaopengyou。e。。。queqiedeshuoxihuanjiaonanpengyou。。。

“haolei~sheia?!”chenyouyouniantaozhe,buhuangbumangbeishangzhunbeihaodeshuangjianmenxialesushelou。

sushelouwaitingzheyiliangheisedesangtanajiaoche,jiashiweishangzuozhederen,lianshangneishuangmingmoushanlai,tingbadebiliang,junqiaodelianpang,chenyouyouyiyanjiurenlechulai,neizhengshitachaosimuxianglehenjiudeyileigege。tachuanzheyijianbaisedetxu,yangguangtouguochechuangsazaitajunlangdelianshang。talianshangdexiaorongruchenxichulu,wennuanermingmei,zhaolianglezhenggeshijie。

“yileigege,nizenmelaile?!”talianbengdaitiaodejiupaodaoleguoqu。

huangyileiwaitoukanletayiyan,xiaozhechongtazhaoleyixiashou。chenyouyouziliueryixia,jiuzuandaolefujiashideweizhi。

chenyouyoumanhuaiqidai,zhazhexingxingyankanzheta。dengtazhutashengrikuaileni。jieguotaqueduitashuo:“baanquandaikoushang。。。”

chenyouyoubuganxin,zhuiwenzhe:“yileigege,nizenmelaizhaowole?haikaichelaijiewo。。。”

“nibameigennishuoma?!rangwobanishaohuiqu。”yileigeshenshoubatadeanquandaicongtajianbangneilihaoleguolai,kakajiujikoushangle。

“wobarangnilaijiewode?!”chenyouyoubukesiyidewen。

“e,laoliudagemaileloufang,nibajiwodadianhua,rangwomengejigehuijiajuyixia。taxunsi,mingtiannibushifangjialema,jiurangwojinishundaoshaohuiqu。”huangyileikaishidazhefangxiangpan,qidongleqiche。

laoliushushuyeshichenyouyoubabadehaopengyou,haishifaxiaoer,yeshitajiadelinju。laoliushushuhenzaozhiqianjiuzaichenglikailexiuchechang,yesuanshiganshanglejingjipengbofazhandediyibohongli。zheixienianshourupenmanboman,huanchehuanfang,riziguodetebiefuzu。

“ai。。。”chenyouyoutanlekouqi。

“zenmele?!zheimexiaosuishujiutanqi?”yileigewenta。

“wohaiyiweinilaijiwoguoshengrideni!jintianshiwoshengri!”chenyouyoushiwangdeshuo。

“a?!zhendeya?!hai,womeizhuyi。zheimezhe,huitouwojinimailiangjiangzhutiziba!”huangyileikanzheta,xiaoleyixia。

“niyoubinga!naeryousongrenjiaxiaoguniangjiangzhutizizuoshengriliwudea?!”chenyouyouyoudianshengqile。

“e,nixiaoshihouwoqunijiagennibahejiu,meicimaiguoqudejiangzhutizi,zuihoubudoushinibaozhekenlema?!zenmezhe,xianzaidale,genjiangzhutizienduanyijuele?”tadaquerdeshuodao。

“biefeihua!wobuchi。”

“haohaohao!woshixunsinizheishugoude,zuiaikengutouma!zheimezheba!huitouwodainiqubaozipu,laiyijinroubaozi,roubaozidagou,zenmeyang?!”yileigeliezhezui,yilianhuaixiaodeshuo。

“heng!taoyan!”tazhouzhenaomener,bashoujiazaixiongqian,qihenghengdeshuodao。

chenyouyoubatouniudaoleyibian,kanzhechechuangwai,buyuanyidalita。

“haolehaole!bieshengqile。wodounini!zheimezhe,nishuonixiangyaoshenme,wojinimai。zhenghaowozuotianfagongzile,nishuo,zheibushiqiaolema!”yileigegekantazhendeshengqile,ganjinhongta,“zaishuo,zenmezhewoyesuannishushua!wodazhinvguoshengri,wozenmeyeyaobiaoshiyixiaa!”

“pei!nishisheishu?!biezaizheilizhuangdabeier!nizaishuowojiuzhendeshengqile。nishiwoge!woge!”tanuqitengtengdekanzheta。

“e,hao!ge!wozheigang30sui,yingjunxiaosade,woyebuxiangdangshushu。zheibushigennibalun,meibanfama。”tayijiubuhuangbumangdeshuodao。

chenyouyouniuguotou,bantianbulita。

诶~他也不理她。

“woxiangyaoyitiaohongqunzi。”chenyouyouzhudongkaikoushuodao。

“xing!nixihuanhongqunzia?!”huangyileixiaozhewenta。

“ng,wozuixihuanhongqunzile。”takanzhetadeyanjingshenqingdeshuodao。

“qiaole,woyexihuan。zou,dainiqumaiqu!”

chenyouyouweishenmexihuanhongqunzi?yinweixiaoshihoutazuoguoyigeqiguaidemeimeng,jiushitachuanzheyishenhongqunzihehuangyileishouwanshou,yiqibenpaozaitiandizhijian。paoguosenlin,paoguoshamo,paoguochaoyang,paoguowanxia,paodaoletianhuangdilao。suoyi,zheitiaohongqunzi,sihudaibiaoletamenmeihaodeyisheng,shide,chenyouyouzuomengdouxiangyongyoudeyisheng。

suoyi,shibasuidejintian,taxiangrangyileigegesongjitayitiaohongqunzi。

tamenliangzhuanyandaolexidan,zheibianhenduodashangchang,chenyouyoulazhetayiqiguangleyihuier,tayizhikanbiao,bingqiebuduandecuicuzhe,gankuaimaiyitiaohuijia,yifuxinbuzaiyandeyangzi。

chenyouyouzhanzaihuangyileideshenbian,yongshouqingqingdewanzhutadeshou,batadegebobaozaihuaili。“yileigege,nibiezhejia!zanmenzaiguangguangbei~”tasajiaodehuangdongtadegebo。tajingrankanzhewo,“puchi”yixia,xiaole。

“dabaoer!nizhei。。zheidale。。。kegenxiaoshihoubuyiyangle。。。bunengzheiyang。”shuozhetajiubashouhegebocongtadehuailizhengtuolechulai。“nideyoudiandaguniangdeyangzila!haitiantianxipixiaolian,meidameixiaode。”shuozhejiuniutouwangxianglechuchuanglisuliaomoteshenshangchuandeyitiaohongqunzi。

zheitiaoqunzijianzhimeidaorangrenzhixi!tashiyitiaozhenghongsedezhangqun,xianyanerchire,fangforanshaozhehuoyanyiban。boshazhididemianliaoqingyingrouruan,weiweitoumingdezhiganjirenyizhongmenglongdemeigan。erqie,buliaoshangmianhaidianzhuizheyidiandianxinidejinsi,zheixiejinsishanshuozheweiruodeguangmang,rutongxingxingdiandianbancuicanduomu。nengxiangxiang,chuanshangzheiyangdezhangqun,gaiyouduopiaolianga!

“wa!taihaokanle!”chenyouyoupazaichuchuangdebolishang,dengzhedayanjingzixikanzhelimiandequnzi。

“zheitiao。。。buxingba。。。”huangyileiyetanzhetouwanglimiankanzhe。

“weishenmebucheng?”tabujiedewen。

“taitoule!nikankanliaozineimebo,shenshangderoudouyaoluchulaile。”huangyileiyibianshuoyibianyongshouzhiqiaodazhechuchuangshangdeboli。

“xiansheng,**。xihuandehuajinlaishiyishia!”dianlidedaogouyuanzouwanlechulai,keqidehetamendazhezhaohu。

“haoa!”chenyouyoukaixindedianlediantou,jiugenzhenvdaogouyuanyiqipaojinledianli。yileigegezaiwaimianzhangwangleyixia,meiyoujinqu。

“nizhangdegao,zheigequnziyaochuanlmade。”daogouyibianshuoyibiancongyifujiazishangzhaixialeyijianlmadeyifudijichenyouyou。

“woxiexieninle,ninzhenhuishuohua。hahaha。wochuanlmayuanlaibushiyinweipang,ershiyinweigaoa!hahahahaha”tawuzhezui,daxiaoleqilai。

qishitayidianyemeiyoushencaijiaolv,tazuipangdedifangjiushixiong,buzhidaoweishenme,fayuzheiliangniangenqierchuiqilaiside,danshitadesizhiheyaohenxi,suoyi,taconglaidoumeiyoujuedezijipang。shenzhitahaiyouneimeyidiandianzihao,yinweitafaxian,nanshengkannvshengdeshihou,daduoshudoushicongxiongkaishide。。。

dangran,chenyouyoubuxieyuquyuebiedenanren,tazhishihuanxiangyileigegekeyigengxihuantayidianeryi。

chenyouyouzaishiyijianchuanshanglezheitiaoqunzi,bieshuo,jiuxiangjitaliangshendingzuodeyiyangdeheshi。tazaijingziqianmian,zuoyouzhuanshenxinshangzhe。zheibobodeshaqun,qianqiandeyingchenchulimianxuebaidejifu,duanzhuanglimian,haiyouneimeyidiandianxinggan。tabashudegaogaodewanzitoufanglexialai,duile,wangjishuole,haha~tatianshengtianranyangmaojuan。zheiyidaban,shunjianjiuxiangbianleyigerenside。zheiyangdeta,yeshirenshengzhongdiyicijiandao。

“zhenpiaoliang!nichuantaiheshile!”nvdaogouzaiyipangkuajiangni。

“ng,shihaokan。woxiangjintianbanzhengdeshihou,chuanzhetaqupaizhaopian。”chenyouyouwangzhejingzilimiandeziji,xiaozheduidaogoushuo。tadeyisishiyaoqupaishenfenzhengzhaopian,danshidaogoukanlekandianmenkoupaihuaidetadeyileigege,xiaozheduichenyouyoushuo:“gongxia,gongxi。”

“a?!”chenyouyouyoudianjingya。taxinxiangzheiniantoubangeshenfenzhengdounengbeigongxile?gongxiwoshenme?gongxiwochengrenle?

“niliangzhenbanpei!shijintianlingzhengma?!kuai!rangninanpengyouyejinlaikankanba,kankannichuanzheiqunziduopiaoliang。”nvdaogouxiaozheshuo。

e,zheigeshihouchenyouyoucaimingbaiguolai,daogouyiweitashuodebanzheng,bushishenfenzheng,ershijiehunzheng。tingdaozheili,taturanlianhongle,shia!nengheyileigegelingjiehunzheng,shitazheishinianlaizuomengdouxiangde。

chenyouyouchuanzhehongqunzibengbengtiaotiaodejiupaodaolefuzhuangdianmenkou。

“yileigege!”taxiaozhehanzheta。

huangyileizhengzaishangchangqianmiandezoulangli,buzhidaozaizuoyouguanwangzheshenme,tingdaotahanta,likejiuhuiletou,kanletayiyan。tanengkandaotadeyanshenliduoleyifenjingya,yifenyixiangbudao。

tajingranzhanzaineili,lengzhule,meiyoudong。

“yileigege!kuailaia!”chenyouyoupaolechuqu,lazhetawangdianlizou,zheigeshihoutacaifanyingleguolai。“haobuhaokan?haobuhaokana?!”chenyouyouyoukaishigentasajiao。

“ng。haokan。zheiqunziyichuan,toufayisanjiushidaguniangle,yiyandoumeirenchulai。”huangyileixiaozheshuo。

daogoukanwomenliangzoujinqugangyaoshangqianshuoliangjushenme,keshihaimeidengdaotakaikou。huangyileizhijiebayinxingkadijileta。

“yaole。jiuzheitiaoba。。。”huangyileijiezhangdeshihouhaishibushidesaoletajiyan。chenyouyoukaishiyiweishiyinweiqunzitaipiaoliangtaijingyanle,tadeyileigegexihuan。jieguotayijuhua,chenyouyoujiuzhidaozijixiangduole。

“ei,nibarangnizheimechuanma?huibuhuixiantoua?!nihuijiazuihaobiechuan,wojuedenideaima。。。”huangyileitanzheqishuodao。

daogoubazhangjiehaozhihou,bakadihaijilehuangyilei。“ninchuanzhezouma?”daogouwenchenyouyou。

chenyouyouxiaozhedianlediantou。

daogoubatajintianchuandeyifuzhuangdaolegouwudaili,baxinqunzihoumiandebiaopaijianlexialai。songtamenliangrenchulemenwai。

chenyouyouyoujianxixidekaozhetadeyileigege,lazhuletadeshou。

“erweimanzou!zhunimenxinhunkuaile。huanyingxiaciguanglin。”daogouzaimenkouxiaozheduitamenshuo。

“a?!”huangyileilengzhule,tasihuzaihuaiyizijideerduo,“shenme?!”

“shenmeshenmea?!kuaizoua!daoshihoubanzhengdedifangdouguanmenle!”chenyouyoudazhechalazheta,ganjinxiangdiantizouqu。

huangyileihaizaineilizhuomoniantaozhe:“tagangcaishibushishuozhuwomenxinhunkuailea?!shenmeyanshenera!chazheimeduosuishukanbuchulai。”

“nibujiubiwoda13ma?!zenmejiuchazheimeduole?!”chenyouyoufanzhebaiyanerdengzheta。

“heng!”tazheigeshihouyishidaochenyouyouyouqulatadeshoule,tashijingyishuai,jiubatadeshouhegeboshuailechulai。“niyeshi,maihongqunzijiumaihongqunziba,nigenwoaizheimejin,queshirongyirangrenwuhui。”

“qie~”chenyouyouzaiyafenglijichuleyigeqie。

“qi?haibani!kuaidianba!maiwanzoule,nibiedanwuwoheergehejiu。”huangyileidabuliuxingdejiuwangtingchechangzouqu。

meicuo,tazuilizheige“erge”bushibieren。jiushichenyouyouneigequededebaba!xiangdangnianlouzhehuangyileibozihanlerenjiayijuxiongdi,jiurangtaguinvzaizheiduantongkudeguanxizhongduzizhengzhaleshinian。

可恶。

tamenliangzuoshangche,congxinkaishichufa,wangjialikaile。

“yileigege。”chenyouyoukanzheta,guzuyongqixiangduitashuowoaini。

“嗯。”

“nizhidaoma?wo。。。”tashenxiyikouqi。

“wozhidao。”takanzheqianfang,yingleyiju。

“a?!nizhidao?!nizhidaoshenme?womeishuonidouzhidao?!”chenyouyoujingyadekanzheta。nandaotaanliantazheishinian,tazaojiuchajuechulaile?nandaotajiushizaidengtagentagaobaima?

“nishuole!nibushishuojintianshinishibasuishengrima?”tawaitoukanlechenyouyouyiyan,jixushuodao:niyaozhidao,zheishibasuikeshirenshengzhongzuiweizhongyao、guanjiandeshikea!yidandaolezheigenianji,nijiuyijingzhangdachengren,zaiyebushineigetianzhenwuxiedehaizile。ercongzheiyitianqi,wanghouwulunzuoshenmeshiqingdoubixuyaoshensishulv,qiebukezaixiangyiqianneibansuixinsuoyudixingshi。zhiyincongjinyihou,niyichengweiyimingwanquanxingshizerennengliren,falvdezhunshengjianghuiduinichanshenggengweiyangedeyueshuheyaoqiu。”

“xingxingxingxingle!nidazhuba!”chenyouyoutingdaotashuozheili,yiliandebunaifan。“nizheipufajiaoyuni?!”

“aiya!nikannizheiyangzi。”tayeyiliandebugaoxingdekanletayiyan。

“woshuodebushizheigeshier。。。woxiangshuodeshi。。zheishinianle。。wo。。。”

dinglingdanglang,huangyileideshoujixiangle,yizhenqingcuideshoujishengyinxiangqi,daduanlechenyouyoudebiaobai。taditouyikan,shoujipingmushangxianshi“yanxiaomei”。

huangyileilikenaqidianhua,“ei~shenmedianying?”“e,jintianqubule,woyaozhaowoxiongdimenquhejiu。”“yaobu,xiagezhoumoba,wozaipeiniqu。”

yizhongbuhaodeganjueyingraoxintou。。。zheigeyanxiaomeishishei?suiranbuzhidaotashishei,danshinengtingchulai,tazheishiyaoyueyileigegequkandianyinga!

“ngngng,kaicheni。gualeba。”suihou,huangyileibashoujianle,rengzailezuobianchemenshangdeshoukouli。

“yanxiaomeishishei?”chenyouyoujinzhangdewendao。

“renjiaxinjiwojieshaodeduixianga!shigeyisheng。”huangyileishuodao。

。。。。。。