第4章

chenyouyouzhengkaiyanjingyikan,chezizhijietingzailetamenjiadamenkou,tajiekaishenshangdeanquandai。gangyaoxiache,jiubeihuangyileiyibahaozhu。

“wokejinggaoni!nibiedangzhewoergeersaohushuobadao,yaoburanwoyihoukebudalinile!”tayilianyansukanzhetashuo。

“heng!nifangxinba!meibaninaxiazhiqian,wotiedingbuhuidacaojingshede。”chenyouyouqingmiedeshuo。chenjihaimoleyixiatadeshou,huangyileigenchudianside,shunjianjiunuokaile。

“ni。。。”tahaixiangshuoshenme,chenyouyoumeidalita,zhijiecongcheshangxialai,paojinlejiali。

chenyouyoujiashiyigedianxingdebeijingsiheyuan。yougehendademenlouzi,tagangjinmenlouzijiukaishihan:“ma!ba!wohuilaile!”

dengdengdeng,tapaodaoyuanzizhongjian,paizhexiongfuzimofangzhejiudianyinglihuhansandejingdianqiaoduan,dashengdeduizhewuzilihanzhe:“wochenyouyouyouhuilaile!chilewodejiwotuchulai!nalewodejiwosonghuilai!”

“aiyouwei!zanmenjiadexiaotufeihuilaila?!”chenyouyoudemamamanyouyoudecongchufangtanchutoulai,xiaozheduitashuodao。chenyouyoudemamaneishihouyijingwushiduosuile,tayinweijiehunzhihouhenduoniancaiyoudechenyouyou,suoyiyizhiduitachongaiyoujia。

“dui!zhuanchejiesong,zheijibie!chujidaiyuleba?!”tayaozhedanaodai,desedeshuodao。

“cengrenjialeizidechehuilaide?”youyoutamaxiaomimidekanzhechenyouyouwen。

“a?!shenmejiaocheng!zheishitateyiquxuexiaojiedewo。”tatuzheshetouzuozheguilian。

“ei~nizheiqunzi。。。xinmaide?”haideshinvren,jiushiyanjian。yiyanjiukanjianchenyouyouchuandehongqunzi。chenyouyoudanshoulazhequnbai,zaiyuandimeimeidezhuanleyigequan。

“zenmezhe?da~~meinvba?!zenmezhe?zhe~~~mileba?!”chenyouyougegegedexiaozhezaitamashenbiandaquanquan。

“ersao。”youyoumayiniutou,huangyileilinzhedongxiyejinleyuanzi。

“aiya!leizia!kuailai!haojiumeijiandaonile。jieshile!”tamamaxiaozhejiuyingleguoqu,jieguotashoulidedongxi:“jinindailedianshuiguo。”

“nijingxiahuaqian,jialishenmedouyou,xiacibuxumaile。”chenyouyoumamahehuangyileihanxuanzhe,ranhouhuitouchongzhewuzilichezhesangzihanzhetaba:“laoer!laoer!kuaidianqilai!leizilaile!”

“zenmezhe,woergeshuijueni?”huangyileixiaozhewen。

“ng,zuotiandanweijiaban,tingwancaihuilai。zheibu,chiwanzaofan,youbujuequle!”tamahuayinweiluo,chenyouyoutabataizhejiaotizhexiejiucongwuzilijiuzoulechulai。

“erge!”huangyileishenzheshoubenzhechenyouyoubazouleguoqu。

“aiyou!leizi!”chenyouyoutababachongguolaijiubagebojiazailehuangyileidejianbangshang。yonglideanleantadegebo,yilianrenxiongdecixiao。“haojiumeijian,ergedouxiangnile。hahahaha。。。”tabakanjianhuangyileizhihou,liangyanjingyizhizaitashenshang,kandoumeikantaguinvyiyan。

chenyouyouyilianbugaoxingdetiaodaotabademianqian,“kan!kanwo!kanninguinvwo!kanwochuanzhezheimepiaoliangdehongqunzidouwufaxiyinninlaorenjiadezhuyilima?!”tahaiteyizhuanlequan,jitabazhanshileyixia。

“naerdequnzia?!nimajinimaide?!zheigegeboyoudiantou,dounengkanjianroule!”tababalazhetageboshuodao。

“ze!wojiaoninkanwo,youmeiyoujiaoninkanwoqunzi!wojiuwennihaobuhaokan!”tabatabadeshoujibalaxiaqule,yilianbugaoxingdewen。

“haokangepi!xiaoguniangbunengchuanzheizhongtoude,taiweixian。xianzaishehuitailuan,huairentaiduole。。。”tabazhouzhenaomenershuodao。

youyoumazouleguolai:“toushenme?!butou。jiugebobuliaoboyidianeryi。。。wokantinghaokan,zaishuo,woguniangdoushibale,chuanzheiqunzizhengheshi。duohaokana!”

“haishiwomayouyanguang!”chenyouyoushenzhedamuzhiduitamayidunfengcheng。

“nimaide?”youyoumaturanwenta。

“bushi!zheishiwoqinaideyileigegesongjiwodeshengriliwu!”tayibianshuoyibianbengdazhedaoletadeshenpang,shijingyaoleyaotadegebo。zhikantamianseningzhong,lveyoujinzhangdejieshizhe:“jintiandabaoershuoshitashengri,xiangyaotiaohongqunzi,wojiudaitaqumaile。tazijitiaodea!woyeshuoyoudiantou,zaihuanyitiao,danshitaxihuan,feiyaomai。”

“aiya!duohaokana!butou!chuangewaitaozhengheshi!”youyoubaganjinzhebuzhe。“neinixiexienileishulema?!”tabadengletayiyan。

“xiexie!yi,lei,ge,ge!”tayiziyijudeshuochukou,shunbianhaikuazhangdejitajulegegong。

youyoubabayixiazijiuhuole:“nizenmelaoshimeidameixiaode?!nishibushizhaochouni?!tamade,buzhangluozhegaijiaoshenmejiaoshenme!”

“haode,erge~~~”chenyouyouxuezhehuangyileideyangzi,lazhangshengyin,duitabashuodao。

“nigexiaotuzaizi!”tabayitingtaguinvjiaozijierge,dunshijiuhuomaosanzhang,shenshoujiubajiaoshangchuandexiejituolexialai,zhaozhechenyouyoude**jiupaileguoqu。

“aiyou!”tayiniuyao,duoleguoqu,jiupaojinwuzilile。

“suanlesuanle,erge。tadouneimedale,biedale。zheimeduonian,woyetingxiguanle。”aiya!tajingrantingjianleyileigegejitaqiuqing,wosai,mobushiwogangcaidebiaobaiqilezuoyong?!danshijiexialai,tayoujixushuodao:“bieguanjiaoshenme,woyeshitashu。”

**!yipenlengshuiyingtouerxia。。。

shunigetou!chenyouyouxinzhongmonian。

“zou!zanmenqulaoliujia!”youyoubahehuangyileijiazhegebojiuwangmenwaizouqu。

“ei~nilianghuibuhuilaichia?!jintianshidabaoerdeshengri。。。chizhajiangmian。。。”youyoumamazhuichuquwendao。

“buhuilaile!womenqulaoliujiachi,xiongdihaojikouzini!nimenzijizaijiachiba!”youyoubababailebaishou,dayaodabaidejiulazhehuangyileichulemen。

“ai。。。。。。”chenyouyoutanlekouqi。youneimeyidiandianshiwang,nidongde。

“tanshenmeqia!huitoumazhajiangdeshihouduojinifangdianrouding。。。”youyoumamaxiaozhejiuqulechufang。

“ma!xiaobaoerni?!”taturanfaxiantadidibuzaijia。

dui,chenyouyouyougedidi,jiaochenxiaobao,bitaxiaoyisui。xiangdangniantamayiwaihuaiyun,faxiandeshihoudouyijingqibageyuele,yinweiyuefentaidale,suoyisilvzaisan,haishiweifanjihuashengyuzhengcechaoshengleta。zheigejihuawaiderenshi,jiuzheiyanglaidaoletamenjia,haidetamenjiaweilejiaonafakuan,qingjiadangchan。

“taa?!buzhidaoyenaerqule!”tamaturanjiankanzhetashuo:“ei,nibiekantatiantianzheimewan,tazheiciqimokaoshi,kaolebanlidisanni!”

“ngngng,suininlebei!congming!danaodaikaiqiaole!”takuazanzhetama。

chenyouyoutamamadeyiyangyangdeshuo:“neikebuzadi,nimenliangdousuiwole,doucongming!xinghaobusuiniba!shadeyaosi!”

kuaichifandeshihouxiaobaoercaihuilai,“aiya!nizenmehuilaile?nibushixialibaicaihuilainima?”yinweichenyouyoudejiazaiyuanjiaoqu,lishiqubijiaoyuan。suoyishangdaxuehou,chenyouyoudoushiliangzhouhuilaiyici。

“zenmezhe?!laohubuzaijia,houzichengbawanga!wobuzai,zheigejiachengnidele?huilaihaixuyaonipizhuna?!”chenyouyoumeihaoqierdeshuo。

“nei~~~zenmekenenga!ei~jie,nizheishenhonglingjintinghaokandea!”xiaobaoeryaohuangzhenaodaixiaozheshuo。

“taoyan!nicaishimanshenhonglingjin!”tabailetayiyan。

youyoumamaxiaozheshuo:“zheitiaohongqunzishinileizishushusongnijiedeshengriliwu,nikebiexiashuo。huitourangrenjiatingjianlebuheshi。”shuowantamajiuquchufangjitazhuzhangshoumianqule。

xiaobaoeryisuonaodai,jianxixidewen:“sha?!wojiefujinimaide?!”

“hahahahaha”congxiaodaoda,tayitingdaoxiaobaoertoutoudeguanhuangyileijiaojiefujiukaixindebuxing。dangran,zheishitamenlianggerendemimi,zhiyoutamenlianggerenzhidao。

“kanbanimeide!zaozhidaonixihuanzheiyanse,wojiubatongxuemenxiaoxuebiyeshihourengdehonglingjindoujinijianhuilai,fengbafengbajiniyezuotiaoqunzile。”xiaobaoerdaquerdeshuodao。

“qu!gundan!”chenyouyoushouzhuxiaorong,bailetayiyan。

“jie,nilingyongqianyoumeiyoufuyu,jiwodian。womabujiwolingyongqian。”xiaobaoerkaishizhibenzhuti。

“heng!wojiuzhidaonizheishengjiefubushibaijiaode。”tacongdoulitaochu20kuaiqianpaizaizhuozishang。

“xiexiejie!zhujiejiezaoribajiefunaxia!”xiaobaoertiaozhemeimaoliezhezui,yadishengyinxiaoshengdeshuodao。

“hahaha”tayangtianzhangxiao。youtaochu20kuaiqianpaizailezhuozishang。

“xiexiejie!zhujiejiejiefubainianhaohe!”xiaobaoeryouzuozhekuazhangdebiaoqingshuodao。

“xixixixi”tayizhenhuanxi,“pa”youpaile20kuaiqianzaizhuozishang。

“xiexiejie!zhujiejiejiefuzaoshengguizi!”

taxiaoshixiaole,meipaiqian,yinweidoulimeiqianle。“jie,zheikejiushinidebuduile!niyaoshiyihoushengbuchuhaizi,nikebielaiwo。”shuozhexiaobaoerjiubazhuozishangdeliushikuaiqianchuaidoulile。

chenyouyouyixiangyeshi,jiuchazheiyiduosuole,gancui,laigequanhude。jiucongshubaolitaochuqianbao,youjileta20kuaiqian。

xiaobaoerkanzhetajieyilianxintengdeyangzi,haizaineilianweiwo:“meishier,jie,dengjiefubeininaxia,wojiubugenniyaole,huitouwozhaota!nijiuzhenxiba!liujinideshijianbuduole!”

“pei!”chenyouyoubailetayiyan。

“hehehehehe”taxiaodeqianyanghouhede。

“niyaozheimeduoqianganmaa!”tawendao。

“feiqiuxihuanshangwomenbanxuexiweiyuanle,zhengzhuitani?!”xiaobaoershenmixixideduitashuo。

feiqiushixiaobaoercongxiaowandaodadehaoxiongdi,taliangdeganqingzaihenduofangmiandouchaoguoletamenjiedi。feiqiuweishenmejiaofeiqiu?tashengao1mi7,tizhong270。

“shenme?!feiqiuhenimenbanxuexiweiyuanhaoshangle?”chenyouyoujingyadewen。

“ze!nizenmeyuedulijiezheimechaa!woshuodeshitazaizhuitani!woyemeishuotalianghaoa!”xiaobaoerfengcizhetajiejie。

“bushi,renjiazhuinvsheng,nigenwoyaoshenmeqiana?!”chenyouyouzhiwenta。

“feihua!neifeiqiukeshiwohaoxiongdi,haoxiongdizijinbuzu,wobudebaqianxiangzhua!”xiaobaoeryifuzhangyidebiaoshi。

“nituzaizibadeshinijiedeqiana!”tagantandao。

budagongfu,mamajiubamanmandeyiwanroudingzhajianghemiantiaoduanleshanglai。

youyoumamamabanleyidawanroudingzhajiangmianjichenyouyou,tayongkuaizibalachulimianderouding,chidiao。bashengxiadezhiyoubanjiangdemiantiaotuijilexiaobaoer。

zheikebushichenyouyouqifuta,xiaobaoercongxiaodaodadouyutaxiangfan,taxihuanchirou,taqueyikouroubuchi。

tamayoushengleyidawanzhajiangmiandijita,tajialediancaima,xilihuludechilejinqu。

“nishenmeshihouzou?jintianhaishimingtian?!”xiaobaoerwen。

“buzhidao,kanni。。。yileigegeshenmeshihouzouba,woyigecengchede,wosuita。”chenyouyouchizhemiantiaoshuodao。

“niya!tashichiwan,shuihuierjue,quninainaineililiudayiquan。nimenjintianzoubule。tamengejigekendingyouheduole。”tamaniantaozhe。

“yeshi。tamenmeicidoubayileigegejiguanyunle。”chenyouyouyoudianxinteng,maiyuandao。

“xianzaihaoduole,yiqianleizinianqing,zaizanmenzhenshangpaichusuozuopianjingneihuier,buaishuohua,yishuohuajiulianhong。dajiadouqihongjiayangzideguanta。zidataquchenglishenzaowanle,zhuandaoshilizhuanxingganxingjingzheimeduonian,zaobianle。nikankanxianzai。。。yeshilaoyoutiaoyigenerle。”tamashuodao。

“ma!ninshayisi?laoyoutiao?ninshikuatama?”chenyouyoubujiedewen。

“hahaha,neihenxianranbushi。”tamazheimeyishuo,tahexiaobaoerdouxiaole。

chiwanfan,chenyouyoushuilegedajue,xinglezhihou,quleyeyenainaijiazhuanleyiquan,kanlekantamen。yankantianheile,tayihuijia,jiukanjianhuangyileipazaitachuangshangshuizhejue。

chenyouyounieshouniejiaodezoudaotamamianqian,xiaoshengdeshuo:“yileigegezenmehuilaile?wobani?”

“nibahaiheni!leizimingtiandanweiyoushier,bunenghetaiwan,zheibushiduolema?jiulaizanmenjiaxiuxile。”womatanzhetoushuodao。“niwanshangshuixiangfang,jiubiejiaotanuodifangle,heduoleyegounanshoude。”tadianlediantou。

“neiwoquchuangshangnawodebeizi。”taxiaoshengdeshuo,ranhoujiumanmandezouleguoqu。tamayequxiangfangzuofanle。

chenyouyoupashangchuang,batawanshangyaoyongdebeizihezhentoufangneigezaichuangbian。tapahuangyileileng,youjitayougaileyichuangbobei。

kanzhehuangyileishuidechenchendeyangzi,tajuedechaojimiren。tadeyanjiemaochaojizhang,meimaoyehennongmi。tajiutangzaineili,xiongkouhefubusuizhehuxishengyin,youguilvdeqifuzhe。kandechenyouyou。。。buzhibujuedejingranliulekoushui。。。

yigewochuodexiangfazaitanaohailichansheng。

chenyouyoutoutoudekanlekanwaimian,tamazaichufang。yushitajiuqiaoqiaodepazaitadeshenbian,zhaozhetadeetou,jiushenshendewenlexiaqu。

aiyamaya!laozhizule!zhenshimeidepidianpidiande!

huangyileiyijiuchenchendeshuizhe,yidianfanyingyemeiyou。chenyouyouqiangrenzhexingfen,baozhetadebeizijiuqulexiangfang。takebunengbeitamafaxian。xiaoshihouyouyicihuangyileiyeshizaitajiaheduolepatachuangshangshuizhele,tajiuqingbuzijindemolemotadelian,beitamakanjianle,chadianerbatamasi。zheishitayaoshikanjiantaqinleta,haibudeqimaoyanerle。

guobuqiran,chenyouyouzaixixiangfangpuzhebeizi,jiukanjianzaidongxiangfangzuofandetama,shenshenmimi,guiguisuisuidezoulechulai,shenzhenaodaitouzheboliwangtadewoshikanqu,mingxianshixiangtoukantazaiganma。

chenyouyoucongxixiangfangchulai,qiaoqiaodezoudaotamamashenhou,turanshuoleyiju:“kanshenme?!”

zheiyiju,batamaheleyigejiling。

“nihesiwole!tuzaizi!”youyoumaehenhendedengletayiyan,haidaletanaodaiyixia。ranhouyouhuiquzuowanfanle。

wanshangchiguofanle,chenyouyoujiushangchuangxiuxile,keshitazenmeyeshuibuzhe,mannaozidoushigenyileigegebiaobaishihoutashuodehua。

gaizenmebanni。。。。。。yishengtanxi。。。。。。