第6章 耍流氓

heiantuiqu,chuchendeyangguangqingxieerxia。

yuyaobeidianhua**chaoxing,jietonghoutingshengyinbianrenchuleshizijidejingjirenluojianguodalaide,tazhengzaiganwangsinangongguanzheibian:“woheyianmashangjiudaole,nishoushiyixia,womenqujuzu。”

“ng。”yuyaobilehuieryanjing,ranhouqichuangle。

chuangdelingyibianzaojiuyipianbingliang,yebuzhidaojinzechengshishenmeshihoulikaide。

xishuwan,yuyaocaledianfangshaijiuchumenle,zhenghaobaisedebaomuchezaitamianqiantingxia。

haojiubujiandeluojianguoyilianxiaoyidekanzheta,“zongsuanshidengdaonichurentoudidezheiyitianle。”

tashenweiyuyaodejingjiren,yinweiyuyaomeimingqi,suoyitayebushougongsidezhongshi,jingchangyaobeizhipaiqugongsiqitanvyirenneilidaza,daoyeshishoujinlemonan。

xianzaiyuyaodanglenvzhujiao,buguanhuobuhuo,paisheqijiantayesuanshikeyiyangmeituqiyibale。

“zuotianwanshangwoyeshoudaohudaojidebufenjubenle,henmingxiandexiandaidanvzhuxi,nizheicijiusuannabudaoyifan,henanzhujiaokendingyeshipingfan。”luojianguoyouyoushuodao。

tangyianheshanglezijidehuaben,yefabiaoqilexiangfa:“erqiezheiyesuanshihudaodediyibudianshiju,kendingdoushiyongdezuiyouliangdezhizuobandi,jubenhao,meiyizhenhuamianyekendingdouyoudianyingdezhigan。”

yuyaodiandiantou,xinzhisuoxiang。

tadaobuzaihumingqiheqiancaizhileidedongxi,buranzaojiukeyirangjinzechengzaqianpenghongzijile,duiyuyanyi,tagengduodeshireai,xiangyaoyibuyibuzaizheigequanzilifaguangfare。

xuanjiaodingzhuangzaiyijiajiudianli,juzubaolediqiceng。

hudaojinriyoushi,danhaishitedidengdaoleyuyaolai,tashuodao:“bianjubazheigebenzidijiwodeshihou,wojiuxiangdaoleni,nideyanjinglihezheilimiandenvzhujiaoyiyang,youyizhongyongyuanbufushudejueqiangjing,haohaojiayou!”

“xiexiedaoyan!”yuyaoxiangtashenshendejuleyigong。

luojianguozaihoumiangandongdereleiyingkuang。

yuyaocongbaolizhaoleyibaozhijinjita,shuodao:“jianjian,zaiwaimian,nibietaidiuren。”

“biezheimehanwo!”luojianguoyukuwulei,tayigezhengzhinianhuadedaxiaohuozi,yinweizheigemingziyijingzibeilehenduonianle。

yinweihouxuhaiyouhenduohetongdexijieyaohedui,suoyiluojianguogenzhexiangguanfuzerenhuilegongsi,linzouqiantabashoulidebaowenbeidijileyuyao,dingzhudao:“jideduohereshui。”

tangyianjintianmeishenmeshi,peizheyuyaoyiqizoujinlexuanjiaoshi。

xuanjiaodaoyanjiushifudaoyan,pifuyouheiyouguangmanmian,pianpianhaichuanleyijiantaofensedechenshan,kanqilaitebieyouni。

ciketazhengyijiaoxiweijiekou,liangzhishouzaishixinvyanyuandedatuishangbuduanyouzou,“duiduidui,jiushizheizhongganjue,nibayaozaiwanxialaiyidian。”

nvyanyuanqiangrenzheexin,guaiguaizhaozuo。

tachuandeshangyilingkoulveda,wanyaoshiluchuleyidapianbaixidejifu,gangxiangyongshouzhedangyixiashi,fudaoyanjiulakaile,“nibixudefangkaia,yanxixuyaozhangli。”

qitazaichangdegongzuorenyuanquanbudoushizhengyizhiyanbiyizhiyande。

tangyiankandeyouxieyaoyaqiechi,“laoliumang,zhenshiguangtianhuarideyebupazaoleipi。”

yuyaominleminchun,guyichuaixianglepangbiandesuliaoyizi,shengyinyouxiecier。

meishibeidaduan,fudaoyanyouxiebuyue,dangtakanxiangyuyaoshi,yanmouliyishanerguojingyanhexinxideshense。

tazouxiangleyuyao,chaotashenchuyizhishou:“yuxiaojieshiba?hudaoqindingdenvzhujiao。”

zheishuangshoudezhifenghenhei,yuyaoqingqingdehetapenglepeng。

fudaoyanxixiaoyankai,guyicoujinleta,ranhouyonglixizhekongqi,“yuxiaojiejintianyongdeshishenmexiangshuia?zhenxiang。”

tayikaojin,yuyaojiukaishifanweile,jiuxiangshineizhongcaishichangshangdelajiduilisanfachudeyuxingwei,liangoudoujingeryuanzhi。

shizaishishoubulezheiqiwei,taqiaoqiaodakaileshoulibaowenbeidegaizi,ranhouchaozhemianqiandezheigenanrenpoleguoqu。

haoqiaobuqiao,kudangweizhishileyipian。

geleliangcengbuliao,shuiwendaoyebuhuitangdeqipi,zhishizheimecubujifangdeyixia,fudaoyanzhijiejianjiaochushengle。

yuyaowanghoutuileliangbu,lianmangdaoqian:“aiyazenmebanzenmeban,zheigaisidebaowenbeizenmehailoushui,xianzaidewuliangshangjiakezhenshitaiduole!”

tazhuangdeyilianjinghuang,danquemeishuorenheyiju“duibuqi”。

“ni!”fudaoyanzhangkoujiuxiangma,danyixiangtashihudaoneibianderen,haibuqingchutadejutishenfen,zhihaozanshibiequdeyanxialezheikouqi。

yougongzuorenyuanguolaizhaoyuyaoquhuazhuangjianle。

tangyianzailushangchaleyidianziliao,xiaoshengzashedao:“neinandexingwang,yeneiyoumingdelatacaizi,paidehaojibudianyingdouruweilejianajiang,daoshimeiyoubeibaoliaoguoqinfannvyanyuandexiangguanxinwen。”

“zaiyounengliyouzenyang。”yuyaobuxiedeshuodao:“renpinbuxingjiushilaji,yizhizaiwanmeidecangying,tayezhongjiubuguoshiyizhicangyingeryi。”

zaoxingshizhanzailiangguangdejingziqian,henmanyiyuyaodepifuzhuangtai,“zheibuxiqianqidenvzhujiaojiushiposuwuhuade,woyikaishihaidanxinyaozenmejinvyanyuanshangzhuangcainengziranyouhaokan,xianzaiwanquanfangxinle。”

yuyaoxiaozhezuodaoleyizishang。

zaoxingshiweizhetazhuanleyiquan,beitayitouwuheilianglidezhangfaxiyinqulemuguang,tayesuanshizheifangmiandezhuanjiale,yikanjiuzhidaoyuyaopingchangkendingmeishaohuaqianzaitoufadebaoyangshang。

jiantayuyanyouzhi,yuyaolvxiankaikouwendao:“zenmelema?”

zaoxingshihuidadao:“nizheitoufa……kenengyaojiandiaoyibancaixing。”

“neijiujianba。”yuyaohaobuyouyudehuidadao,suiranananxintenglejimiaozhong,danhaishiwubipeihe:“duanfayekeyide,ninkanzhelai。”

zaoxingshisongleyikouqi,“guaibudehudaorangwoshenmeyebuyaodanxin,genzhejubendeyaoqiuzoujiuxingni。”

yeneibushaonvmingxingdouaijinjinjijiao,bukenweileyibuxixishengneimeduo,yushizhinengdingzhegegugunangnangdejiafabao,yingxiangguanganhou,guanzhonghaihuiliantongzaoxingshiyiqimale。

yuyaopeiheduhengao,zaoxingshidejianfasuduyehenkuai,meiguoyihuierjiubajiyaodezhangfajiandaolexiongbuweizhi,hailichulegaocengcidegan。

pailejizhangzhaopian,zaoxingshizhunbeirangzhulinaqujifudaoyanguomuyixia,yebuzhidaoxiaozhuliqunaerle,hanlebantiansihuodoubuchulai。

weilebudanwujiexialaideanpai,tangyiannaguoleshouji,“woquba。”

tazoudaolegangcaidexuanjiaoshi,gangzhunbeiqiaomen,tingdaolimianchuanchudeshengyinshi,jiuchedigangazhule。