第2章 老虎不发威把我当病猫

liuyueqiheidemouziyoudilengzheng,tadoudizuoqishen,kanleyanzijideyoubei,dequexuebaiyipian,shenmeyemeiyou。

jiuzaizheishi,taturantingdaochuangdixiachuanlai“peng”deyisheng,jinjizhe,yishengzhoumacongchuangdichuanlai:“tamade,shisheibalaozidayunlesaizaichuangxia!”

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zaineinanrenpachulaizhiji,liuyueyijinglenglengdewojinchuangtoudehuaping,anzhongzuohaomaifu。

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jiuzaimanliancuochuangdewangermaziyaopuxiangliuyueshi,liuyueyijinglinglidejiangshouzhongdehuapingzaxiangwangermazi,zhengzazhongtadetouding。

qingkezhijian,yidapianxianxuecongwangermazidetoudingliuxialai,tatongdemuziyulie,shenshouwangtoushangyimo,jiumoxialemanshoudexianxue,“caonigexiao**,jingranganzawo,nixinbuxinwoshaleni!”

jiuzaiwangermaziyaodongshouzhiji,youshi“peng”deyisheng,neimenbeirenzhongzhongdetikaile,jinjizhe,yiduishenzhehuameiyishangdenannannvnvzoulejinlai。

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“shangguanliuyue,nijuranheliuliyuandejiaofusitong,nizheigejianfu,youmeiyoubataizidianxiafangzaiyanli,benxiaojiezheijiutidianxiajiaoxunni,dasini!”renqunzhongyigejiaomuyandandeshaonvlunzhebianzichongjinlai,duizheliuyuejiushiyidunluanda。

zhiting“papapa”jibian,muyandandebianziyijinghenhendechouzailiuyueshenshang,choudeliuyueshoushangtuishangpikairouzhan,dunshi,tashoubeishangqilejitiaohongyinzi,yinyinyoushengroufanchulai。

muyandanyibianda,tadegoutuizimenjiuzaiyipangqifendejiao。

“da!dasizheigebushoufudao、gousandasidefeiwu,buyaoliandezhuizhetaizidianxiadaoliuliyuanlai,juranhejiaofusitong,takeshidianxiadeweihunqi,zheizhongxingweijianzhishimiaoshitaizidianxia!”

“dianxia,niqinyansuojian,zheishangguanliuyuehaigouyinleyigezhangxiangrucichouloudemazi,genbenshiguyidanidelian。tazhangzhefuqinshidajiangjun,bazhetaizifeiweizhibufangyejiusuanle,jintianjuranjinidailvmaozi,bixulataqujinzhulong!”

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liuyueqianshishiyishujiedetiancai,jingtongzhongxiyi,beirenzunchengweinvshenyi,jiuliangeguodezhengyaoshounaoweileqingtazhibingdouyaoshangmenqiuta,nagetongxingjianletabushibigongbijing,tazouzainadoushiqianrenchongbai、wanrenjingyang,meixiangdaojintianjingranbeirenneimebishi,haibeirenyongbianzichouda。

zhenshihuluopingyangbeiquanqi,laohubufaweibeitamendangbingmao。

tabuhuiwugong,danshiyinweichangniannashoushudaoyanjishoukuai,zaineixilidebianzizaichoushanglaishi,tabianyibushangqian,lenglengdezhuaijinleneibianwei。

tongshi,tayanliranshaoqiliangcunongnongdehuomiao,jianzhiqirentaishen!zheixierenyetaiguofenle!

jianliuyuejuranganzhuaizijidebianzi,muyandanlianshangfuqijingyadebiaoqing,“xiao**,nijuranganzhuaiwodebianzi,nishibushihuonile?”

muyandanyilianyihuo,zheixiao**yixiangdanxiaorushu,renrenqiling,jintianzenmeganhaishou,erqiehaiyongneizhonglengjingdeyanshendingzheta,sheijitadedanzi!

liuyuelenglengdezhuaijinzhangbian,wuheidetongkongtouzhesenlengdehanyi,haoxiangnengtunshirenxin,kandemuyandanxinlidouleliangdou,zheiyatouzenmebianderucichenwenbupo。

cishi,liuyuejuaodeyangqixiaba,lenglengdezhanzaineili,yifuyongbuqufudemoyang,rangrenbuganqingshi。

“xiao**,nijurangandengwo,sheijinideyongqi?wodaninibufushibushi?bufuqineiwojixuda,dadaonixiangwoguixiaqiuraoweizhi!”muyandanshuowan,mengdiyichebianzi。

ketacheleyixia,faxianchebudong,yinweibianzidelingyitoubeiliuyuelenglengdezhuaizhu。

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tayisongshou,muyandanjiuyinweiqiangdadeguanxinghehoucuolimengdishuaidaozaidishang。

tongshi,neibianziyemengdiwanghouyidan,zhongzhongdedandaotalianshang。

dengshi,talianshangbeihenhendedanleyibian,neiruhuasiyudexiaoliandunshibeidanleyitiaoxuehen,shangkoukanqilaixianxuelinli,shifenshenren。

zhongrenbeizheiyibianguhededajingshise,fenfenfennudezhizeliuyue,zheigedanxiaoguijurangangenmuyandandongshou。

“shangguanliuyue,nijurangandaxingbushangshudenver,nijiubupasi?”

liuyuewuheidemeimoulengkudesaoguozhongren,yanlichongmanhuixia:“ninazhiyanjingkandaowodatale?wobuguoshifangshou,babianzihaitaeryi。”

dajiayiting,dunshibeiyedeshuobuchuhualai,liuyuedequemeiyoudongshou,shimuyandandatazaixian,tazhibuguofanglebianzi,zheimuyandanshizijidaomei,guaibudeliuyue。

“shangguanliuyue,zaibengongmianqianniyeganfangsi,lairen,bazheijianfujibengongzhuaqilai,bengongyaozhitagesitongzhizui!”shuohuadeshizaozaimenwaikanlebantiandetaizidianxiachuyi。

taiziyizoujinlai,liuyuejiuchaotakanguoqu,mianqiandetaiziyishenhuafujinpao,yitouwuheideheifayongfaguanshuqi,yaoshangxizheqingzengyudai,zhangdeshiyifurenmogouyangdemoyang,kexizuodeshiqingtaibuxiangren,yanshenyeyinxianzhiji,shencheneryinzhi。

ertashenbian,zhanzheyimingshenchuanbaiyimaosixiannvbandemeiren,neimeirencishizhenglenglengdedingzheziji,buyongshuo,zheijiushijiyilineigeyixiangkanbuqiliuyuedeshangguanyuqing。

taiziyifahua,dangjiyougoutuizixiangshangqianzhualiuyue,liuyueyigeceshenshankai,shuangyanjingyingmingliang,lenglengdenixiangzhongren:“manzhe!woyoumeifanzui,taizidianxiapingshenmezhuawo?”

chuyimeixiangdaozheigeyixiangdanxiaonuoruodeshaonvganhuizui,haiganduitanumuershi,xiangbianlegerenside,tadehuoqicengcengcengdemaoleshanglai,yanshenyindudexiangdushe:“nibeipanbengong,yurensitong,haiganzhiwenbengong?”

“ninazhiyanjingkandaowoyurensitongle?shuowoyurensitong,ganwennikeyouzhengju?”liuyuebuhuangbumang,bujinbumandezouxiangchuyi,juaodeyangqitoulu,jirenyizhongchenwenbupodeqidu,tashenshangyeyouyicengyaporendebirenqishi,lingrenbuganzhishi。