第2章
“biedengle,wozheibandasuishule,nahaiyounai。”
malaopozitangzaichuangshangyouxinchongchong,tashengleliutai,shentiqingkuangruhezishixinzhongyoushu。anyiwang,cishizaogaizhangnaile,ketazheihuijiushiwensibujianfanying。
“neikezenmebanshihao,yihuierhaizielenashenmewei?”mazhangguijiaoxindezuishangkuaiyaomaohuoliaopao。
qiaqiaogebiwushenziguolaitanwang,wenjici,mangshuo:“cuntouzhangyoufujiadeniu,zuorixialezaiermeihuo,zheihuizigaishizhengyounai。burunimentongtaquwenwen,zheiniunaisuishuoxinglexieduinaiwawaqueshijihaode。”
“haiyouzheibanqiaohedeshi。”malaopozixichuwangwai,ganjinchaomazhangguifenfu:“laotouzinikuaiqudatingdating,biequchileezhezanmenjiaxiaoguinv。”
mazhangguibugandange,tituichulemaowuxiaoyuaner。
yizhicuxindehaitanghuashenchuqiangjiao,xinyanxianniyueqiangerru。
mazhangguicuocuoshou,qiaokaileliangshanzhuqidamumen。
“gazhi”yisheng,kaimendezhengshizhangyoufu。
talengzheyizhanglian,luchunaodaizaimenkouzhanzhe,buhanmazhangguijinqu,yebuzijizouchulai,liangshanmenhaibeitatuizhedailedai,zhiliuchutayirenkuandefengxi。
“woshuojinrizendelaoshiyanpizitiao,yuanshihuiqishangmenle!”
mazhangguirelianjizheihuajiaodeyitouliang,fangcaiguangguzhehaizi,jingwanglezhangyoufushigeshenmerenle。yanxiaqiaojianzhangyoufufangzeidebuxiyanshen,buzizaiwanghoutuiquliangbu。
“youfuxiongdi,wotingshuonijiamuniuyouniuru,buzhinimenjianiurukefourangxiaolaoermaishangyixie?”
hanhoudexiaolejisheng,mazhangguijijinqianhe,shengpayouyisisideyuqibudui。
zhangyoufuwenyanlelesheng,zaimazhangguihuiyiweixiaoshi,liangyanyifanjijinchaofeng。
“niuru,jiunimenmajiayechideqi?”
mazhangguizhitashizheimegeren,meiwangxinliqu,zhihaoyandao:“jiazhonghaizixiao,meiyoupangdefazi。youfuxiongdinixinggefangbian,womenjialaoyaojiukaozheiyi**mingle。”
“heng!yuwohegan!jiunimenmajiayiwuqionggui,wohaipanimentiantianlaizangwodifangle,meidebawomenlaozhangjiadeyunshijibaihuaige!”
huashuomingbaile,shalaotoujinghaibuzhixiu,zhenbuzhishishangzenhuiyourucihoulianpizhiren。
“woshuonimenjiayezhenshi,qiongdeyaochiguohuile,haixiazhuzierdesheng,toushengchengrenmeirendeming,haiburujitouchusheng。jichushengchiniuru,baizaojianle!”
wenshengmazhangguishuadichenxialian,zaihaodepiqiyetingbudezijialaoyaobeirenruma,neikeshitadexinganxiaojiaojiao,sheimadoubucheng。
“nibuxiangwochanglaiyexing,wolinnijianiu。nishuoduoshaoqianba?”
zhangyoufupielepiezui,“linniuxinga,yirishigetongbanzi,niusonghuilaibunengshoubiao。”
tamanyanbuxie,nimalaotoubushixiangyingqima,youbenshijiangqiantaochulai。
xinligedengleyixia,mazhangguimeilexiaoyi,maiyijinhunyoushangqieershiwen,tazhangyoufuzhangkoujiuyaoshigetongbanzi,haizichinaitianzhangrijiu,yizheibanhuaxiao,tamenjiabaobeiguinvqibushichibulejiri?
“nabuchulaiba,meiyouzheigeming,jiubuyaozuofuguirendemeng。haichiniuru,buparenxiaodiaodaya!”
xiluozhe,zhangyoufufanshenguanmen,mazhangguianzhumenban。
“shigetongbanjiushigetongban,niqiejiangniuqianchulai!”niuruzaigui,yemeiyoutamenjiaguinvdeminglaidejingui,zheiqian,tashede。
mochuqiandaizi,conglitoushulejigelingtouchulai,zhengshuquanbudaojizhangyoufu。
“caisanshigetongban,zhinenglinsanri!”
zhangyoufuchixiaoliangsheng,zhuangqitongbandianledianhengzhexiaoquerjiangniuqianlai。
“meiqianhaidashoudajiao,huitouhouhuizaizhaowowokeshibuhuihaide。jiunimenzheibanguorizi,huogainimenmajiabeibeiqiong!”
mazhangguiquerenniumeicuo,qianzheshengziwanghuizou。ruobushiyoujishixiangqiu,sheiyuanyilaitingzheixiewakuhua。
qingcaoguoxi,xiaofengsongfu,ritouxuanguazhongtian。
“die!die!”lushangchongguolaijigeduanhexiaozi,mazhangguidunzhujiao,qiaojianmalaowuzouzaizuiqiantou。
“我钓到鱼了!”
malaowuxinggaocailiejiangmutongwangqiansong,shuihuajianleliangrenyilian。
manmanliangtongyinhuanghuang,chadianyaohualemazhangguideyanzhuzi。helilianbazhangdadexiaoyudoushaojian,zijiaxiaoerzijinriqiyunjingzheibanhao?
“wohaidiaodaoleliyu,youtiaodadechadiantuozouyugan!”malaowushuoqifangcaideshi,jidongdemanlianzhanghong,henbunengshouwuzudao。
zhongrenhupenghuanyouguolaixiangyiduweikuai,yanshuotuilazhe,majiafuzibeizhongxinggongyuedeyiqisongjinleqingtaimaocaoyuaner。
mayoufuqiaoqiaoguanlemen,chuaizheshougenzairenqunhou,yanzhuziquejindingzheliangzhitongbufang。
“有多少?”
“二十二斤哩!”
dajiaweiguanlezhenggeshangchengguocheng,bushaorenxianmudezhizashe。
“rangrang!rangrang!”yigeshengyinconghoumianxiangqi,huitoufaxianshimalaosicongshanlihuilaile。
zhongrenyouciqibifudefachujinghusheng。
zhijianmalaosibandunshenzi,doudahanzhuxuxugunluo,yibuyigechuanxi,beishangjingtuozheyizhidapaozi,nanguaiyaderenkuaiyaopaxiadishangqu。
zheibianyushangzaimupenzhong,neibianpaoziyoulaile。
“majiazheishizoudeshenmeyundao,xishijingyizhuangjieyizhuang!”
zhongrenxianmudekoushuikuailiuyidi,paoziroukeshidabuzhiwu,yixiaokuaishijiwen。zheiyizhengtou,suibianqujishizouyizao,yigeduoyuedeliangshiqibushiqingsongdaoshou?
mazhangguizhengzhengde,qiaomoqialeyibadatuirou。
嘶!没做梦。
takankanpenliyoudongdeyu,youkankanlaosishuaixiajiandesipaozi,xinganpengpengpengtiaodeyangailezhouzaoshuohuasheng。
jingshizheibanqiao,laosideqiyunyezheibanhao?
yiwangyemeijiantamenzheibanlihai,zendejiudoujizhongzaiyichule?
yaoshuojinritongyiwangyoushenmebutong,mazhangguikanxiangjiazhonglaopozijinbidexiumufangmen,nanbuchengshiyinweitaneiqiushenxianbaipusaqiulaidejinguinv?
neiyatoumoshifuxingzhuanshiba!
kanbuchusuoyiran,danbuguanruhe,jialideranmeizhijishijiejuele。
yizhishushuidexiaojiu,quebeiyizhenqiangliedebushigan**xing,tabennengniudongsizhi,danyiranmeiyoudedaohuanjie,qieshouhejiaobeidongxishufuzhe,ruheyeshenzhanbukai。
xiaojiunanshou“wa”diweiqukule,tikushengyinqiledarenzhuyi。
“aiyou,womenjiaxiaoguaiguaixingle!”
malaopozishuliandeyishoumoniaobu,yishoujianghaizilanzaihuailiqinghong。
“ooo,niangdexiaoguaiguai,shibushidudueleya?”
beimodaotuiderencanxiaojiu,hedekushengyezhu。
人人,人类!
wuwa,tashizairenleidedipanshang?tabuhuiyaobeitamendunlaichiba?
xiaojiuwawadaku,zuoweiyizhiyouxiangfaderencan,tahaiyouxuduoxuduomengxiangweinengshixian,tabuxiangsi。yiqiantazijibadiaoyigencanxudouhaotenghaotengde,beipianchengpianpianneiteng,xiaojiuyixiang,zhengzhicandoudouleqilai。
yeyekuailaijiuxiaojiu!xiaojiuyaohuijia!
haizikudexiong,waitoudemazhangguijiaoxiacaifengpaojinlaimenliannei。
kanjianlaoyaodeyanlei,xintengdebudele,ganjinpaoquchufang,jiangwenredeniunaiyongbujinzituozhuduanjinlai。