第001章 我才是他老婆

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叮铃铃。

考试结束**响起。

linfengjiaochushouzhongshijuan,zouchulekaochang。

santiangaokaojieshu,linfengduiyukaoshichengjimeiyouduoxiang,ruguobuchuyiwai,kaoshangzijixiangshangdedaxuebingbuchengwenti。

“linfeng,kaodezenmeyang?”kaochangmenkou,yigeduanfadetongbannantongxuejiandaolinfengxiaozhewendao。

linfengkanleyiyantongbantongxue,suikoudao:“haihao。”

“nimenzheixiexueba,meicidoushuohaihao。chengjiyichulai,menmendoudiyi。”duanfanantongxuexiaozhe,youbaguadao:“tingshuoniheyangshuyadouyaobaokaojinlingdaxue?zhenxianmunimen,gaozhongsannian,ganqingneimehao,zuihouhaikaoyisuodaxue。gennimenyibi,womenzheixierensanniangaozhongdoubaishangle。”

linfengxiaozhediandiantou,quemeiduoshuohua。

duanfanantongxueyezhidaolinfengbuaishuohuadexingge,ganjueyouxiewuqu,zuihoubaibaishoudao:“haole。yangshuyakendingzainadengnini。budaraonimenyuehuile。linfeng,yihouniheyangshuyayaoshizhenjiehunle,daoshihoukeyaoqingwomenhexijiu。”

喝喜酒?

linfengsuiyidiandiantou,kanzheliqudenantongxue,xinliqueduoleyifenyinmai。

考场外。

linfengsuizherenqunchuanguojiedao,henkuaijiukanjianzhanzaijiejiaodeyimingbaiselianyiqunshaonv。

shaonvheisezhangfa,biezhejingzhidefaka,chuanzhebaiselianyiqun,shoulinazhemingpaibaobao,mianrongjingxinzhuangbanguo,bingmeiyoutaiduogaozhongshengdeqingsegan。shaonvjiandaolinfeng,meiyoutaiduobiaoqing,zhishizhuanshenxiangzhebuyuanchuyijiaxicantingzouqu。

linfenggenzaishaonvhoumian,xiangshouzhezuihouyiduanlucheng。tazhidao,zheikenengshitazuihouyicizhanzaiyangshuyashenbianle。

xicantingli,yangshuyameiyouwenlinfengdeyijian,dianleliangfenniupai。

“womenfenshouba。”zhongyu,yangshuyazhudongdapoleningjing,shuochulelinfengzaoyijingzhidaodeneiyijuhua。

linfengqingqingdiantou,yingshengdao:“e。”

哦?

一个字就完了?

yangshuyakanzhelinfengdeshuangyan,xiangyaobuzhuolinfengdetongkuhenanguodebiaoqing。keshitazailinfengyanli,kandaodequezhiyoupingjing,fangfogangcaitashuodehua,duifangbingmeiyoutingjianyiyang。

“woshuowohenifenshoua。”yangshuyayouxiebuganxin,zhongshengdao。

linfengzaicidiantou:“wozhidao。yigeyueqianqinyumenggaosuwo,nihezhangmingjiezaiyiqile。”

yangshuyayanshenchuxianyisiyaran,suihoushixiuru。

“yumenggaosuni,shiweilewohao。”yangshuyashenxiyikouqi,congbaoliquchuyigecuilvshouzhuofangzaizhuoshang,yaoyakaikoudao:“linfeng,wozhidaozheisannianniduiwohenhao。keshiwoyeyongzijizuibaoguideqingchunpeilenisannian,wogenbenbuqiannishenme。qinyumengshuodemeicuo,nigenzhangmingjiebi,yaoqianmeiqian,yaobeijingmeibeijing。zhangmingjietabakailesanjiayulecheng,heshilihenduolingdaodoushipengyou,suibianchushousongwoyifenliwujiushipingguoshouji。nini,nibuguoshigedanqinjiatingdehaizi,nimajiushigemaizaodiande。zheisannian,wogennizaiyiqi,nisongwodeliwujiaqilaidoumeichaoguoyiqiankuai,zuihaodekenengjiushizheigeshouzhuole。kanshangqudaoshibucuo,buguoditanhuowobuxihan,haijini。”

地摊货?

linfengnaqicuilvshouzhuo,xinliqueshiyizhenkuse。

yangshuyabiyidekanzhelinfengdejudong,lenghengqishendao:“qinyumengshuodebucuo,wogennijiusuanyiqishangledaxue,biyezhihouyebuhuiyoushenmehaodeweilai。linfeng,zuihoufengquanniyiju,buyaobaokaojinlingdaxuele。wohezhangmingjiedouhuiqujinlingshangxue,womenbuxiangkanjianni。”

就这么分手了。

yangshuyaqishenlikaixicanting。

linfengzuozaiyuanwei,kanzhezijishoulibeichengweiditanhuodecuilvshouzhuo。bushitabushangxin,xiangfanlinfengzaizhidaoyangshuyahezhangmingjiezaiyiqihou,xinlihensuanhentong,bingqiezheizhongsuanchudeganjueyijingchixuyigeyuele。zhishi,tajingliguodeshiqingtaiduole,juewang,siwangdoumeiyoudakuata,zhishiyiduanganqing,tongyangbuhuiduitachanshengtaidadeyingxiang。

yangshuyakuaibuzouchuxicanting,zhijianmenkouyigeshenchuanqianlanselianyiqun、daizhehuabianmaodeshaonvzhanzaineili。shaonvshencaigaotiao,fuseruyu,heifarusi,lianshangweidianbanfenzhuangrong,xiangbiyangshuyagengxiandechunzhen,roumei。

shaonvzhanzailubian,yinlaibushaonanhaizicemuguanwang。yangshuyakanzheshaonvdeceying,bennengdeyouxiezibei,queyijiuzouleguoqu。ershaonvjiandaoyangshuyadeshihou,jingzhidanyademianrongxianluchuyisixiaorong。

“shuya?nihelinfengfenshoule?”shaonvshengyinqingche,shenzhidaizheyisiqipan。

yangshuyaweiweixianluxiaorong,daizheyisimanzudao:“ng。fenshoule。yumeng,nishuodebucuo,tagenbenpeibushangwo。”

shaonvqinyumengyanzhongdexiaoyigengnong,zhanzaiyangshuyadeyice,zhuanguotoukanxianglexicantinglimian。

yangshuyayegenzhehuitou,dangtakanjianlinfengconglimianzouchulaideshihou,lianseshunjianyouxiebuziran,shenshoujiuquzhuaiqinyumengdegebo,tongshikaikoudao:“yumeng,womenzouba,wobuxiangzaijiandaozheigerenle。”

啪。

清脆的响声。

shaonvqinyumengyibaishou,paikaileyangshuyadeshou,queshikandoumeikanyangshuyayiyan,manlianxiaoyidezhongxianlinfengkaikoudao:“linfenggege,nimenzhongyufenshoule。”

林峰哥哥?

终于分手了?

画风有些不对。

yangshuyawozheyouxietengtongdeshouzhang,kanzheqinyumengdebeiying,dunshilengzhule。

shaonvqinyumenghaowugujidewanzhelinfengdegebo,youjiandaolinfengshoulinazhedecuilvshouzhuo,luchuxiaonverzhuang,yiliansajiaodemianrongdao:“zheishilinnainaidecuiyubingxinzhuoba?neishazi,zhenbushihuo,juranzhenhaijinile。linfenggege,shouzhuosongjiwohaobuhao,wokeshinimenlinjiazhengerbabaidesunxifu。”

萃玉冰心镯?

这是什么东西?

shazi?nandaoshuodeshiziji?

yangshuyanaodaimengle,kanzheqinyumengjishengdao:“yumeng。niganshenmeni?nidaodishenmeyisi?”

“shenmeyisi?”qinyumengzhuanguotou,zuijiaobuxieyixiao,kaikoudao:“wobushishuolema?linfenggegepeibushangnia。nizheiyangdelvchabiao,yejiuzhangmingjieneizhongbaofahudeerzicaipeideshangni,nimenliangganghaopeidui。zhiyulinfenggegezheimehaodenanhai,dangranzhiyouwopeideshanglou。yangshuya,zheidabannian,wogenzheni,youshihouzhenrenbuzhuxiangxiao。linfenggegezheimehaoderen,nibuzhenxi,quezhengtianbaoyuanlinfenggegebujinimailiwu。nizhidaoniduomeyouyanwuzhuma?linfenggegezaobazuiguizhongdeliwusongjinile,cuiyubingxinzhuo,duoshaorenyouqianyemaibudaodedongxi,nijurandangzuoditanhuo,zuihounihaizhentingwodehuahaijilelinfenggege。nizhidaoma?nineigezhangmingjie,baokuotabaneidianjiachandoujiaqilai,yemaibudaozheigeshouzhuodebianjiaoliao。”

绿茶婊!

yangshuyajingdedengdayanjing,kanzheqinyumeng。taneixindetanmuxurong,qitarenkenengbuzhidao,keshiqinyumengshitazuihaodeguimi,pingshiyoushenmexiangfatadouheqinyumengshuo。qitarenshuozheisangezi,tahaikeyifanbo,keshiqinyumengshuochukou,taganjuezijibeirenbadeyiganerjing。

yangshuyajingdedengdaleyanjing,kanzheqinyumeng,jianshengdao:“nizaipianwo。”

“shia。wodangranzaipianni,congwojinrulinshangaozhongjiandaonideneiyitianqi,wojiuzaipianni。”qinyumenghaobubihuidao:“woyizhizaipianni,xiangjinbanfarangnihelinfenggegefenshou。nizhidaoma?zheixierizi,youshihouwohenxianmuniyehenjiduni,linfenggegejuranduinineimehao。buguo,xianzaihaole,nimenzhongyufenshoule。”

yangshuyayouxiebuganxiangxinqinyumengdehua。qinyumengshizhuanxiaosheng,lianggerenxiangchudabannian,yijingchenglezuihaodeguimi。keshixianzaiqinyumengjuranshuo,zheidabannianpeizheta,zhishiweilerangtahelinfengfenshou。

“weishenme!qinyumeng,niweishenmeyaozheimezuo?”yangshuyaquanshenzhandoudao。

qinyumengbianlebianzui,wanzhulinfengdegebo,dangzheyangshuyademian,haobujieyideqinleyixialinfengdelianjiakaikoudao:“henjiandan,yinweiwocaishilinfengdelaopo。jiangnanlinjiamingzhengyanshundesunxifu。”