第1章

到底还有谁比我惨?

wobashishengwuxuejiaoshou,womashiyixuexizhuren。

wogeshixueshenghuihuizhangjiaaosaijinjiang。

erwo,shiwomenjiazuichumingdeyige。

luokouxiaoxuesannianwuban,quanbandaoshudiyi。

bamanaolihundeshihoudoujuedewoben,yigedoubukenyaowo。

womashuo:「talianzirehuoguodeyuanlidougaobuqingchu,kendingshiyichuannimenlaozhoujia!」

wobadao:「tayebuzhidaoshenmeshimocalia,nandaobushinimenlijiadeguo?」

liangrenniyiyanwoyiyudiyouchaoleqilai。

zuihoushiwogezaipangbianzongjiechencidao:「buxingniliangjiulileba,zhendetaifanle。」

maotouziranzhuanyidaoletashenshang。

「nizheihaizizenmezheimelengxue?wogennibabushiweilenimen,zenmekenengzheimecuotuoduri?」

「dangnianwomenyouneimeduojihui,quandouweinimenshengshengfangqile,nishuochuzheizhonghua,bujuedeliangxinbuanma?」

wogegexunsudiheshangxiaoshuo,henlengjingdiduiwomamashuodao:「buhui,yinweiwojuedenimenzaiyiqiduiwomenshanghaigengda。lengbaolishiyizhongbaoli,yuyanbaoliyeshi。」

wobayezaiyipangbangqiangdao:「niduinibamazheiyangshuohua,nijuedenizijizheiyangzhengchangma?」

wogegesonglesongjianbangshuodao:「haikeyiba,zheigejialichuleananmianqiangjige,yinggaiyemeiyouzhengchangrenleba?」

wozuozaiyipangzhanzhanzixi,meixiangdaowogegeduiwoyourucigaodepingjia,jianzhishishouchongruojing。

wobafuqidao:「neijiulihunba,zheigejiawoyemeishenmehaoliuliandele,zhenghaolinchengyougexuexiaohanwoqujiaoliu,nimenziqiuduofuba。」

woma:「lijiuli,sheipasheia?waidiyougeshiyanshixiangwoshenchuganlanzhihenjiule,jibukeshishibuzailai,wodexianxingyibule。」

tamenlianggerenyirenyigexinglixiang,zaijiagebeibaojiuzoule。

wohewogemomingqimiaodichengleliushouertongheliushoudaxuesheng。