【脑瓜寄存处】
“wa!shuaige!jimei，kuaikan，shuaigeye!”
“他好帅哦~”
“doubuganxiangxiangtashenshangyouduoxiang!”
“jiarenmensheidonga?youwantaishan，queyudaoqianshizhangxiangsishoudezhangfu……”
“……”
yiqun**jiexixirangrang，weiraozaitaishanshandingyabianyikuai，jinhuxuankongdejushibianshang。
zhiyin……neiyanshizhishang，zhengyouyinanziliyuyanshibianshang，tiaowangzheyuanfang。
nanzishencaitingba，mianrongjunlang，fangfobeizaowuzhujingxindiaozhuobanwanmei。
yourenhuanxiyourenchou，chuqueyiqunhenbudelikehuashenelangde**jiezhiwai。
buyuanchudenantongbaomen，muguangyequanzaisuxuanshenshang，yanmouzhongdaizhesisi‘shaqi’。
daizhenvpengyouyouwantaishan，jieguonvpengyoutuikaiziji，qukanbiedenanrenle。
haijiaorangzhe‘ganzulanzhijiefenshou’。
zheifangsheishenshang，sheibuqifen。
shenweidangshirendesuxuan，zaojiuxiguanlezheizhongchangmian。
bijingshibaniandoushizheimeguolaide。
kanzheqishibangbodetaishanqijing，youhuitouwangleyiyanjiajinshuangtui，liandanhongpupude**jiemen。
suxuanwunaidedishengtandao，“zhutianqidangdang，saozibiezheiyang……”
haoburongyilaiyouwanyici，suxuanzhixiangyigerenjingjing。
suanle，zheitaishanbuguanyeba!
zhengdangsuxuanzhuanguoshenqu，xiangyaolikaizhei‘shifeizhidi’shi。
renqunzhonghuranchongchuyigejirounan，yigemengkua……
congzhongduo**jiedeshenbiandalitiaochu。
zhongrenchengmujieshe，suxuandemuguangyeluodaojirounanshenshang。
zhei……zheikeshi1500duomigaodetaishanzhufeng，xuankongtiao?!
他怎么敢?!
suxuankanguolaidetongshi，jirounanlianshangyeluchuyisicanrenguiyideweixiao。
suxuanxintouyijin，zenmeganjueshichongzhetalaide?
“砰”
jirounankuaguoqimiduoxuankongjuli，luodaojushishang，ranhoulaileyigewanmeidetiedifangun。
稳稳落在巨石之上。
jiuzaizhongrenqiqisongleyikouqizhishi，jirounanyoujiaomengdeyita。
飞速朝苏玄撞去……
1miao……1.2miao……
“砰”
jirounanyigemengniuchongji，henhenjiangsuxuanzhuangfeichuqu。
jutong，shisuxuanmianbujinsuo;xuankong，shisuxuanxindifahan……
完蛋了……
“窝槽妮……”
“啊——”
feichujimiyuanhou，suxuanzhizhizhuiluo。
congjirounanchongchuqu，daosuxuanzhuiya，zonggongshijimiaoshijian。
zhouweiderenqueganjueguoqulehaojiuhaojiu。
jirounanlizaiyabian，chaosuxuanzhuiluodefangxiangkanqu，zuijiaoweiweigouqi，
“baoqian，xiongdi，laogewokebuxiangtoudingyipianqingqingcaoyuana!jibianshixinlishangdeyebuxing!”
hualuo，jirounanlianshangluchuyisicanran。
zheikeshiguyisharenle，xianzaitazhinengdengzhe‘maozishushu’deshenpan。
jibiansibule，renshengyewanwanle……
jiuzaijirounanhuanxiangzheyihoudejuewangrenshengdeshihou，yizhiyushoupailepaitadejianbang。
jirounanhuquyizhen，jiannandezhuanguotoulai，kanzhemianqianzhiyoutaxiongtangshengaodenvpengyouxiaoli，hanxiaozhenaolenaotou，
“莉莉，我……”
“nibieshuohua，wodong~”
xiaoliqiaolianshangdaizhetiantiandeweixiao，jirounangangcaidejuewangganshunjianyisaoerkong。
xingfuganzhishangxintou，tajiuzhidao，xiaolishiaitade。