第三章 半夜两点的紧急公务

wokezhizaikezhi,zheicaibaqingxuanfuxiaqu,“zhulin。”

他嗯一声。

wobishangyan,“wobuxinyigezuolaoyoukenengsangoudeluoponvren,fudeqinizuidiliuweimeijindedailifei。hekuangtabenjiuyouwomenzhidingdelvshi,genbenmeizigezhaoni!”

talengxiaoyisheng,“zhoujiancaojianrenming,wohaibunengguanle?”

这话真漂亮!

鬼才信!

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zaishufangkanwananjuan,yijingyeshen。

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zheihulenghurerangwomobuzhetounao,wozhuantouwenta,“dajiaodaonile?”

tangyisheng,baojinlewo。tapiaoliangdemouzizaiyueguanglifaliang,woshenshouxiangyaobangtajiangmeitoufuping,taqueturanpiantou,shenshoudakaidengche。

yuanlaishiyoudianhua,pingmuzhiliangleyimiaojiuyanqixigu。

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woyileng:“niyaochumenma?”

“紧急公务。”

lingchenliangdiannengyoushenmegongwu?

hekuangtahejiule,kaicheyebuanquan。wozhunbeinashoujibohao,“ranglaowangsongniqu。”

“不用。”

wojianchi,“laowangkaichewofangxin!”

“说了不用!”

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还是酒驾!

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朗姆特区。

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我跟丢了。

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真是笑死人了!

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yaobushizheiliangmashaladi……

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玛莎拉蒂!

白色的玛莎拉蒂!

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tadeshengyinpingwen,“womeishi。”

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竟是上了我的欧陆!

xiayimiao,oulujichi,zhuanshunxiaoshizaileyesezhong!