第4章 一家子蠢东西

shayanlederenbuzhikanrenaodecunmin,haiyouhoumianzhuichulaidetaolaotai,hechufangchulaidesunshi。

“zheishizenmegeshi?bushishuotaojianeixiaoshazikuaibuxinglema?”

zheihuazairenqunzhongchuanchulai,shengyingangluoneirenjiubeishenbianderenzhuailexiayifu,yadishengyindao:“ke,biezaizheihanshazia,niwanglenianqiantaojianeilaopozixionghandemoyangle?”

neirenwenyanguoranhedeshenziyizhan。

shixicunzheigecunzibingbuda,jihurenrendouzhidaotaojiayougebuhuihanren,daidaishashadexiaoguinv,pianpiantaojiajiuchongzheta,youqishitaolaotaizuishen。

nianqian,cunlifurenquhebianhuanyishi,furenduoaixianhua,liaotianjiuzirantidaoletaojiadexiaosunnv,zuoyigexiaoshaziyouyigexiaoshazidehanzhe,zhenghaobeiluguotaolaotaitingjianle。

yushitaolaotainazheshuganzizhuizheneijirenfurenmancunpao,yizhanchengming。

zhicizhihou,meiyourengandangzhetaojiarendemianshuohanxiaoshazi,doushisixiazaijiahejiarenxianliaodeshihouhuihan。

zhongrensihushidouxiangqileneiduanwangshi,tongtongbishanglezui,weiyouyilaofuxiaozhe,yanyuzhongdaizhexiefengci:“youshenmebunengtide,kebujiushishazima?”

“xianzaihaibaozhesaobaxingdetuibusashou,barenwangjializhaohu,huohuozhenggejia,yaowoa,zaobataheneigesaobaxingyiqidiuchuqule!”

kaikoushuohuadeshiwenjiadelaopozi,rumujiushineijixilidezhangxiang,gaoquangumianbuweiweiaoxian,zuijiaoweiweixiachui,youqishineishuangyanjing,yanweixizhang,mizheyanjingqiaoren,haoxiangshishikekedouzaisuanjizheshenme。

dajiayikanshiwenpozikaikou,bianmeirenzulanle,tahetaolaotaikeshijishiniandesiduitoule。

yuanzhong,taotunanditoukanzhebaozhezijidatuibusashoudexiaohai,meitoucudejinjinde,“fangkai。”

qiuqiutingdaozheilianggezi,baodegengjinle。

“aa……”liangshengbiaodalezijidejujue。

zheiyifangtadeyushengzenmeban!sidoubunengfangkai!

houbiantaolaotaiyilianchourong,suishuoqiuqiunengrenderenle,hainengtingjiantadexinsheng,shigaoxing,danzhei……kanzhezenmehaishibutaicongminglei!

qiuqiuyanleiwangwang,qingqinghuangzheduifangxichengzhugandetui,poyouyizhongshuawulaideganjue。

taolaotaishangqianlaleyixiaqiuqiu,xiangwanyaojiangtabaoqilai,youhaipapengdaotaetoudeshang,meiganyonglibao,changshijicihouwugongerfan。

menkouhaizhanzheyiqunkanrenaode,taolaotaidehuoqizhijiejiushanglaile。

“nimenchuzaiwojiamenkouganshenmeni!douhuijiaqu,shenmerenaodoukan,yebupaxiansiziji!”

taolaotaisanliangbukuashangqian,‘peng’deyishengjiujiangmenjiguanshangle。

menwaidahuonikankanwo,wokankannide。

“zoule,zoule,huijiashaofan。”

“wojiayishanghaimeilianglei,zheidoukuaiwanshangle,haha……”

zhiyouwenpozichaomenkoucuileyikou,“pei,shenmedongxi!”

wenjiaerxifuzhaoshishangqianlafuzhewenpozi,“niangwomenhuiquba。”

wenpozixianqidehuileshou,shuaikaizhaoshi,“biehanwoniang,liangeerzidoushengbuchulai,chizaorangwoerxiuleni!”

shuowan,wenpozibianyangzhangerqu,sihaobuguanzhanzairenqunzhonggewainankandezhaoshi。

jimingfurenjianzhuanglianmanganweita,“meishi,xushiyuanfenweidao,haohaodiaoyangshenzidingnenghuaishangerzide,zaishuole,nihaiyouhaijigeguinvni,zongbilianguinvdoushengbuchulaidehao。”

kexizhaoshitingbujinqu,doujuedetamenshizaianandechaofengziji。

tabudongshengsedepiaoleyantaojiadamen,henhendeyaozheya,chunbendedongxi,yijiazichunbendedongxi!jingrannapeiqianhuodangbaobei!zheipeiqianhuohaishigeshazi!

wunei,taolaotaiyijingjiangqiuqiuhongjinlaile,dangrangenzheyiqijinlaidehaiyoutaotunan。