第1章
yesenongzhong，andingcundeyichuxiaopomiaozhongchuanlaiyizhendididexuanhuasheng。
“si——zheixiaoniangpizhangdezhendejing。”
“xinghaojiangjialaodashigemeifuqide，gangqudaoxifujiusile，zhenshibianyiwomenle。”
“dongzuokuaidian，yourenlailezenmeban。”
“fangxinba，zheihuangjiaoyelinggengshenluzhongde，sheijiabushilaopohaizirekangtou，yejiuzamenzheizhongrencaihuilaizheixiaopomiaole。”
yuyantounaofayun，yanqianshiguamanzhuwangdewuding，huangdongzhejicengbushenmingxiderenying。
zheishi，naohaizhongchuanlaiyizhenzhenzhasidecitong，yiduanjiyiyongrunaohai。
她竟然穿越了！
zheijushentiyutatongming，shibeidieniangwuliangyinzimaiqulejiangjiachongxide，quezairudongfanghoubianfaxianjianglaodayanleqi，popodangchangpokoudamayuanshenshisangmenxing，likebianyaoxiuqi，yuanshenzhengzhazhizhonghaibeipoleyitongshui，beijiangjiarenganlechulai，niangjiayebuyaota。
yuanshenwufa，zhidelaidaosimiaoqishen，queyinweineitongshuibanyeranlefenghan，beijigeqigaifaxianyiyudianwu，jingnuzhixiazhijiemeile，rangyuyanjinrulezheijushenti。
yuyannaodaifazhang，houlonglifangfosaimanlemoshazhiyiyangcucao，fachu“hehe”depofengxiangsideshengyin，shuangshoujinjinjiuzheyijin，yinweifashaoliqiquanwu，zhengzhadouxiangzhinianyoudemaozaiside，weibukewen。
“gun，gunkai......”
zheixiweidedongjinggengjia**lejigeqigai。
zhitingsilayisheng，yigeqigaizhijiesikaileyuyandekutui，luchubantiaobaixixiuzhangdedatui，zaiyueguangxiaxiangshinengfaguangyiban。
zhouweichenjiyishun，huxishengyixiajiuzhongle。
“cao，laozizhangzheimedahaimeijianguozheimebaide。”
yigeqigaigengshicoujinleyuyan，mengdishenxiyikoutashenshangtiannidexinxiang，yanshenweixieyouxialiu。
yuyanqingxikouqi，yaojinlexiachun，tongkudiquansuozhe，yanleizhibuzhudiliuxialai。
nandaowoganglaidaozheigeshijiejiuyaobeidianwuma......
zhengzaitamanxinjuewangshi，yigechenwenhouzhongdenanshengmengdichuanlai。
“都给老子滚！”
jinjiezheyigeshenlianggaodaweimeng，qizhixionghandenanrentarulepomiao。
zheiqunqigaichangniansichuyaofan，zuihuichayanguanse，yijianzheinanrenbuhaore，xinlijiuyouletuiyi。
danlairenxianranbudasuanfangguotamen，jirouqiujiedeshoubeiqingjinguqi，yihuiquan，bianbayigeshougaoqigaizoufeileliangzhangyuan。
“haohan，haohanraoming，zheixiaoniangzijini，womenbuyaole！”
yigeqigaiguidiqiurao，quebeinanrenhaobukeqitiqiyijin，zhongzhongdiulechuqu。
wulunzheixieqigairuheqiurao，nanrenchenzhelian，yiyubufa，jiangtamentongtongzoulegebian，daiqigaiquandouluohuangertaohou，zheicailaidejikanxiangdishangdenvzi。
caikanyiyan，jiangtingneizhangyouheijunlianyijiang，congcongbiekailelian，eshangweihan。
dishangdenvren，shitacaitierdibaiguotangdeqizi，xinjinmenbianshoulehuoguadedimei。
yuyancishizaoyibeishaodenaodaifayun，mimengbuqingdisichezheyiwu，nannanzhe：
“re......haore。”
jiangtingminzhechun，yanjiaoyuguanglipiejianyuyanbaidehuangyandedatui，yuzijicucaodepifushiwanquanbutongdemoyang，huranmengdituoxiawaishan，xunsujiangyuyantuanlegejuan，guozhulezhaxiedechunguang，zheicaisonglekouqi。
talaoqiyuyan，zhengzhunbeijiangrendaihuiqu，quehudiyijiang。
yuyanbeiguozhuleyebuanfen，yitiedaojiangtingbeifengchuiliangdebozi，bianxiangshijiechudaolebingkuai，jibukenaiditieleshangqu，xiangranglianjiajiangjiangwen。
jiangtingbozidoushicucaodeshaliganhejingjiudejirou，cengzhegewaishufu，yuyannannan：
“wu......biezou......”
momohuhuganjuezijibaozhuleyitiaobingbingliangdedaliyu，yuyanzhengzhazhebashoubeiyeshenlechulai，nenruroutidegebozhijielanshanglejiangtingkuankuodejibei，rounendejifuyinfarexiandefenhongfenhongde。
huailiderenxiangzhirouruandaizhenaixiangweidemaozaisidebuanfen，tuxichire，tiezaijiangtinggaodakuanhoudehuaili，xiandejiaoxiaojile。
jiangtinghuxiyidun，jianyuyancengreleyigedifang，youxiangqucengqitadifang，renwukeren，yizhangjiangrenpiyunle，neizhangyouheidejunliannandeyouxiewucuofahong。
dengyuyanzaicixinglaishi，naodailidexuanyunyijingxiaolexiaqu，zhishihoubojingsuanzhangsuanzhangde。
tayixijidezijizuolegemeng，mengliyoutaqianshijingyingdenongchang，wuqianjiyachengqun，niuyangyipian，wuhouxiaoxichanchan，guangaizhetazhongxiadenongzuowu......
yuyanzhengchonglepiankesixucaihuidaoxianshi，wuzihenxiao，yichuangyizhuoyiyi，bianshenmedoumeile。
tawuzhebozixiachuang，gangchufangmen，bianyingmianzhuangshangleyigeshencaiyongzhong，miansekebodelaofuren，jingshiyuanshendepopojiangwangshi。
jiandaoyuyan，jiangwangshilianseyihei，mengdijiangshouzhongdepengedaozhuozishang，shuohuajiankoushuipendedaochudoushi。
“xingleshazhanzaizheiganma，haibuquganhuo，womenjiangjiakebuyangxianren，yaoshibuganshijiugunchuqu。”
shuowanyouehenhendengleyuyanyiyan：“kesilewoerzi，sunziyoumeigezheluo，jialihaiqianzhezhai，zhenshidaolebabeizimeiqulezheimegepeiqianhuo。”
yuyanyishen，juedeyouxiebukeliyu，jiangjiadaerbingdebansibuhuoshizhenggeandingcundouzhidaodeshi，quefeiyaolaizaizijishenshang，zhipayeshijuededaerzidousile，tayebukenengjitapingkongshenggesunzi，landeduoyangyizhangzui，xiangbataganzouba。
jiangwangshijianyuyanhaizhanzhe，yanshenqingtoudefangfozijidexiaojiujiuquandouwusuodunxing，gengshengqile，tuisangleyuyanyiba：“gennishuohuani，shilonglehaishixiale，qubaxibianfenkenglidefentiaoqushifei，jintianwokanbudaonibahuoganwan，kanwobubalenidepi！”
yuyantiaoletiaomei，wangxiyuanzou，zhunbeichenjiliudiao，biantingjianjiangwangshidididigudao：“yilaijiukesilewodalang，yaobushierlangjiaowoliuxiani，wofeinongsinigesaobaxing。”
wenyan，yuyanjiaobuyidun，huangranxiangqilezuowanchongjinmiaolijiuletadegaodananren。
zuowantahunhunchenchenshidejiyichedihuilong，rangtahoubeiyouxieliang。
tahoumianbeipiyunle，yinggaimeizuoshenmeba，yebuzhidaozuotiandexiushuguanbuguanyong，taxianzaihaisuanbusuanjiangtingdedimei，gudaiduifurenzhenjieyaoqiuzheimegao，biebeirenzhidaolejizhuaqujinzhulong，takebuxiangjiuzheimesile。
haishideganjinzoulequzhaogedifangshanggong，youshouyoujiaodeganmayaozaizheilishouepopodeqi。
yuyanzhengyaocongxiyuanfanchuqu，shenhouquechuanlaileyidaozhinenyansudesangyin。
“zhanzhu......”
yuyanyileng，huitouqukan，quejianyigewuliusui，chuanzhecubumayidexiaonanhaizhanzaifangmenkou，yishuangyanjingchuqideda，queheichenchende，xiangshilinzhongdeyuni，kandeyuyanneixinyijing，buquedingdao：“xiaodidi，nishizaijiaowoma？”
xiaonanhaingleyisheng，ziwojieshaodao：“wojiaojianghai。”
jianghaijieshaowanbianyiqueyiguaidizouleguolai，xiaoshenziguozaiyifulikongkongdangdangde，shouruojile。
daidaoleyuyanjiaoxia，bianlazheyuyandeyijiao，yangtoudao：“niditou，woyouhuaduinishuo。”
yuyanxinzhongyinyinyoubuhaodeyugan，danhaishiyiyandixialetou，jianghaibiancoujinleyuyanerpan，dishengdao：“wozuotianwanshangdoukanjianle，nideshiyifushidiediebangnihuande。”