“我……”
zhanlingyuangangkaikou，xianingjiushenshoulouzhuletadebozi。
“xu!bieshuohua，laiqinyige，wohaiconglaimeijieguowenni!”
zhanlingyuanxintiaomomingdejiasuleyixia，fuzaitayaoshangdeshou，yegenzhereleqilai。
shengyinshayawenrun，“nishibushiguyihezui，xiangyaojiezhejiujingzhanwobianyide?”
“zanliang……shi……fuqi，shuoshenmezhanbianyijiutaijianwaile，nandaonibuzhidao，jielehunnijiushiyaolvxingneifangmiandeyiwudema?……fangxinba，wobuyaonisheshen，jiuqinyixia……guai!”
shuowan，xianingjiubishangyan，dianqijiao，wenshanglezhanlingyuandechun。
liangliangderuanruande，tabingbuhuiwen，zhishizhangzuizaitachunshanglaihuizhuolezhuo。
“小笨蛋!”
zhanlingyuandishengchixiaoleyixia，biantaishoukouzhutadenaodai，zaitachunshangmiaohuileqilai。
tabenlaizhishixiangjiaojiaotazenmejiewen，ketadechunxiangxiangdetiantiande，zhenggerendouyiweizailetahuaili。
dunshirangtayoudianhuxijiacu。
buzijuedishoujiukaishiwangshangyi，danmimihuhudexianingquetuiletayiba。
“wu……goule，buqinle，zaiqinhuihuaiyunde。”
zhanlingyuanyizheng，mantouheixian。
dantayezhidao，zheishizhangmuniangjia，bingbushihezuoneizhongshi。
“biedong，wodainiquxishu。”
dengxihaolexianing，youjitahuanhaoleyifu，tazijicaiquxizao。
……
第二天。
xianingyizhengkaiyan，jiufaxianzijishenbiantangzheyigeshuainan。
卧槽!
tabushizuotianxianghaoleyaoshuidishangdema?
zenmegenzhanlingyuanshuiyiqile?
zaikankanzijishenshangdeyifu，xinligedengyisheng，chengdeyixiazuoleqilai。
naohailifuxianlezuowan，tabaozhezhanlingyuanyaoqindehuamian。
特么的!
guangfangzherenjiajiuhouluanlaile，zenmejiumeifangzheziji!?
lianmaizaixigai，wuwuwu……
她都快哭了。
shuoshizaide，nenghefashuizheimegeshuaigetabukui。
guanjianshi，tazuile，shuaigeshiqingxingde，tazheiwanghouhaiyoushenmelian，zaozhidaojiujitazhaoyundeguan，zheiyangjiusuantayouzeixin，yebunengbayigenmutouzenmeyang。
buguoshuolaiqiguai，xiaoshuolidoujiang，nvrenneishazhihou，huiquanshengendakacheyaguoyiyang。
weishatayidiandoumeiganjuedaoteng?
meilaijideduoxiang，yipangdezhanlingyuanyexingle。
pailepaitadejianbang，“xiaopengyou，nizenmele?”
xianinghuorantaitou，shenziwanghoucheleche，“wo……womeishi……”
tapingshizhangyawuzhuade，zheihuiyifushoujingledexiaotuzimoyang。
zhanlingyuanshunjianjiumingbaile，“nishibushiyiweizuowanzanliangfashengledianshenme?”
夏柠：?难道不是?
zhanlingyuantiaomeiyixiao，fuzaitaerbianqingshengdao：“nishitingxiangde，baozhewoqingebuting，haishuoyaoshenggebaobao，danwoshizhengrenjunzi，zhijiejiubanituikaile，suoyishenmeshidoumeiyou……”
“你滚!”
xianingzhijiechuailetayijiao，liandouhongle，“jiuhuawuji，woxishuqu!”
shuowan，tataoyiyangdejinlexishoujian，zhanlingyuanzuozaichuangshangxiaoronggengdale。
yinweizhanlingyuanmeidaihuanxideyifu，xiananxijiujitazhaoleyitaoxiajingyuandeyifu。
suirantayouqingweidejiepi，danjiugededongxi，tabuxianqi。
gangyaoxialou，xianingjiulazhuleta。
“nixiangchishenmexiandebaozi，woquchufangjiduanshanglai。”
xianzaisuiranbadianduole，danyinweishizhoumo，baozipudekerenkendingbunengshaole。
daduoshudoushijiefanglinjude，yaoshijiandaozhanlingyuan，younanmianyaobaguayifan。
kezhanlingyuannalizhidaotadexiaoxinsi，xiaodao：“woyigedananren，nahainengrangnijiwoduanchiduanhede，zaishuolezongyaoxiaqugenyuefuyuemudagezhaohude。”
shuowan，tajiuzhuanshenchulefangmen。
“诶!诶!……”
xianingwunai，zhihaogenzheyiqixiaqule。