第1章
“zhei，zenmekeneng，woshioxingxue，woerzizenmekenengshiabxing，yisheng，shibushinimengaocuole。”
chenfengkanzhenazaishouzhongdebaogaodanruzaoleiji。
“zheiweixiansheng，zaiyixueshangoxingxuedequebukenengyouabxingxuedehaizi，buguowomendeyiyuandejiancebaogaoyebukenengchucuo。”
yishengduichenfengtoulailetongqingdemuguang。
xianzaizheigeniandai，beilvdenanrenduole，xianzaiyoupengshangyigejibierenyanghaizidelvwangba。
jiuzaicishi，yigewuliusuidexiaohaixiaopaodaolechenfengdeshenbian，tadeyoushoubeidiaozaixiongqian，quetaiqijiaoehenhendechuaixianglechenfengdexiaotui。
“陈锋！”
“douguainimeizhaoguhaowo！wogaosumamale！”
“mamamashangjiulaile！”
xiaohaiyuechuaiyueyongli，zhengyongzheizhongfangshifahuizhezijixinzhongdenuhuo。
weiguanderenfenfenduixiaohaidezheizhongxingweitoulaileyiyangdemuguang，qizhongbufazhizhidiandian。
“zheigexiaohaizizhenmeijiajiao！”
“zheiyaoshiwojiadehaizi，zaojiudiaoqilaidale！”
chenxiaotianziranshitingdaolezheixieyilun，bujinnuhuozhongshao。
“douguaini！douguaini！”
chenxiaotianzhijieshangqian，zhangzuiyikouyaozailechenfengdeshoubeishang。
chenxiaotianyonglesiliqi，yiyaozhugengshibusongkou。
chenfengmianseyihei，yongliyishuai，zhijiejiangchenxiaotianshuaifeilechuqu。
chenxiaotianshuaidaozaidi，qiangliedetengtongrangtafachulerutongshazhubanqilideaihao。
beileishuitianmandeyankuangligengshixiemanleyihuo。
“chenfeng，nijurangandawo！”
“你这个窝囊费！”
“woyaogaosumama，wuwuwu，woyaogaosumama！”
chenxiaotianpazaidishangbutingdekuhaozhe，tongshiyongneiyizhimeiyoushoushangdeshoubuduandechuidazhedimian，xuanxiezhezijixinzhongdeweiqu。
ruguoshiyiqiandechenfengkandaoerzidezheifucanyang，kendinghuilikeshangqianfuqi，bingqiezizededaoqian。
kexianzaidetaquezhanzaiyuandi，lengyankanzhezheigexiaozazhongdewuzhukuhao。
chenfengzongsuanmingbaile，weishenmechenxiaotiancongxiaojiubuhezijiqinjin，gengshiconglaimeiyoujiaoguozijiyijubaba。
yuanlaitagenbenjiubushizijidezhong！
chenfengdenaohaidangzhongbuhuihuiyiqiheqiziwangmeijiehunyilaisuojinglidediandiandidi。
pingrili，wangmeiduizijidongzhedama，conglaidoumeiyoujiguozijihaolianse。
yuanbenchenfengyiwei，shiyinweidasineinianwangmeiyiwaihuaiyun，yinweizijideyuanyinrangwangmeimeiyoubanfaquduyijingkaoshangdeyanjiusheng，caiduizijixinshengmaiyuan。
zheixienianli，yezhengshiyinweizijiduiwangmeidekuijiucaiduitatingzhirenzhi，yongjinzijideyiqielaizuochumibu。
tagenbenmeiyouxiangdao，xiaotiangenbenjiubushizijidehaizi！
zijizheixieniandefuchuchengweileyigexiaohua！
zaiwangmeideyanli，zijiyidingshiyigekexiaodexiaochouba。
“啪！”
yishengqingcuidebazhangshengjiangchenfengdesixulahuixianshi，zhengduishangyizhangnuqixiongxiongdelian！
“chenfeng！nijuranganzheimeduidaiwodehaizi！”
“你居然敢打他！”
“谁给你的胆子！”
wangmeiyijingjiangdaozaidishangdechenxiaotianlouzaihuaili，duizhechentianjiaoma。
“wuwuwu，mama，chenfengzheigewonangfei，tadawo！”
chenxiaotianzhijiebianchengleyigeshouleweiqudexiaohai，luchuleyifuhezhiqianjieranbutongdemiankong。
“xiaotianguai，xiaotianbuku，mamalaile，youmamazai，bupade。”
wangmeiciaidepaidazhechenxiaotiandehoubei，roushenganweidao。
zheiyangyifumucizixiaodechangmianrangchenfengganjuefenwaidekexiao。
zhidaoxianzai，chenfengcairenshidao，zijicongtoudaoweizhishiyigewaireneryi。
dezhizhenxiangdechenfengziranbuhuizaishouzheiyiduimuzidewonangqi。
chenfengheizheyizhanglian，nazhebaogaodanzoudaowangmeidemianqian。
“xiangmingbaile？haibukuaihexiaotiandaoqian！”
“ruguoxiaotianbuyuanliangni，womenjiulihunba！”
wangmeikanzhechenfengdezheifumoyang，gengjiadengbizishanglian。
huaizhongdechenxiaotianzhizhulekusheng，luchuleyifuyangyangdeyidebiaoqing。
dengdaochenfengzheigedaoqiandeshihouyidingyaohenhendechuaitadelian！
xianzaimamalaile！chenxiaotiankebuxiangxinzheigewonangfeihaiganduo！
zijiyidingyaoyijiaobazheigewonangfeichuaikuchulai。
kexideshi，chenfengjiexialaidedongzuoquechuhulezheiduimuzideyiliao。
chenfengjiangshouzhongdebaogaodanzhongzhongdeshuaizailewangmeidelianshang。
“你这个**！”
“chenxiaotiangenbenjiubushiwodehaizi，shinizaiwaimiandeyezhong！”
“zheixienianwoduinimenmuzizheimehao，nijiushizheimehuibaowode！”
“lihun，womenmashangjiulihun！”
陈锋咆哮道。
chenfenghuayingangluo，yidaojixieshengzaitadenaohaidangzhongxiangqi。
【叮】
【tichulihundiyitian，jiangliyigeyi】
【weibimiancaichanbeiguafen，jianglijinejiangzaizhengshilihunzhihoudaozhang】
deyiyuxianzaidexiaoshuoheduanshipin，chenfengzenmehuibuzhidaoxianzaidezijijuexinglexitong。
yigeyi！zuzuyigeyi！
zheizhijierangzijikuayuelejieceng，zhiyaoheyanqianzheigeexindenvrenlihun，neimezijijiukeyiyiyuechengweiyiwanfuweng！
chucizhiwai，shouwoyigeyidezijixiangyaobaofuwangmeihechenxiaotianhaibushiyirufanzhang。
yidingyaorangzheiyiduiexindemuzifuchuxuededaijia。
jiuzaichenfengchenniyuzijidehuanxiangdangzhongshi，chenfengganjuedaozijideshenshangchuanlaileyigudali，yigeliejujiushuaizailedishang。
“chenfeng，nisheijinidegoudanzi，jurangandawojie！”
“haiganhewojietilihun！”
“yaobushinidangchurangwojieyiwaihuaiyun，wojieyanjiushengzaojiubiyele，zenmekenenghenizheinongcunchulaideguerlihun！”
“nizheizhongbuzhiganendebaiyanlang，wodasini！”
wangmeidedidiwangyaohuizhequantou，jiuxiangzhechenfengdalai。
xianzaidechenfengkeshishenjiaguoyidenanren！
zenmekenenghaihuishouwangyaodeqi。
zuoweiguerdechenfengweilebubeirenqifuzhinengkaoquantoushuohua。
wangyaoziranbushichenfengdeduishou。
yiqiandechenfengdehaihuiyinweiwangmeideyuanguduizheigezhizhidaoxixuedexiaojiuziduoduorenrang，xianzaidouyaolihunlechenfengziranmeiyoulerenheguji。
chenfenglikepaqi，yizhouzijiuzazaiwangyaodebizishang。
bansuizheqiangliedesuanchu，wangyaoshuangshouwuzhelezijidebizi，zhenggerendeshenzigengshiwanquleqilai，xiangshiyizhidaxia。
chenfengshuangshoubaoquan，zhongzhongzaxianglewangyaoluchudehoubei，zhijiejiangtazadaozaizai，suihoutaiqijiao，yijiaoyijiaodexiangzhewangyaodexiaofuchuaiqu。
“你这个混蛋！”
“nidechezishiwochuqianmaide！”
“fangzimeigeyuededaikuanhaiyaowojinihai！”
“yangtiaogouduitahaotahaizhidaoduiwoyaoweiba，nihaiganjiwodengbizishanglianle！”
“bujiukaoyigehaizixiangyaonaniewoma？”
“wogaosuni，xiaotianshinijiejiwaimianyenanrenshengdezazhong，nixiangxixuejiuquzhaoneigeyenanrenquba！”
chenfengyibianmayibianjiadajiaoshangdelidu，sihuyaojiangzheixienianshoudaodeweiqutongtongfaxiechuquyiban。