“laidehao！”zhangtiandongbushanbutui，fanerjinshenxiangqian，yibazhuazhulelitiangundeshouwan，ranhoushijingyining，litiangunshaoguntuoshou！
zhangtiandongyijiaodengfeilelitiangun，tongshiyoushoujiezhuleshaogun。
yaoyirenkongshoudashigeshaogundashouqueshiburongyi，danshizijiyeyouwuqidehuajiuwanquanbuyiyangle。
dashoumendeshaogungenbenjinbulezhangtiandongdeshen，aigeshouwan、xiaobei、xiaotui、datui、leigubeiqiaolegebian。
全部哨棍脱手！
zhangtiandongyebuxiangzhantamenbianyi，zijiyebashaogunrengle，biaoshikongshouyiyangfengpei。
“wojiubuxinle！”litiangunkanzhangtiandongyebianchenglekongshou，zijixinxiayiheng，quanlichaoqipuleguoqu。
“pa！”litiangunhaimeikanqingchuzhangtiandongruhechuquande，zhenglianjiuailegezhaomian，lianzhongdexianggexiongmao。
“nimenshuobudaliande！”litiangunpengzhelianbaoyuandao。
“danshinimeidayinga。”wuxiaoyaozoudaolitiangungenqian，kanlekantadeshangshi，ranhouyaoyaotou，“benlaishibuxiangdaniliande，zheiyangpaidaojingtouliduodiurena，shibushi？hahahaha！”
jiuzaizheigeshihouzhangtiantianyoukaiqilezhibo，jinruoyangyeluqileshipin，suiranshaolezhongjianzhangtiandongyirendashirendejingtou，danshishipinlizujieqilai，ganjuehaishilixiaoyaogenebafashengzhengzhi，zhongjianguochengbuxiang，zuihouebadashouquanbudaodi。
lixiaoyaogentamendeduihuataicizebeiqingxidejilulexialai。
“haobaqidegege！”zhibojianlidanmufeileqilai，“genbenmeikanqingchufashengleshenmeshi，shiduogeebajiupaxiale！”
“ei，neigeshamatecunbazenmelianzhongdexianggexiongmaoyiyang！taijieqile！”
“biepaile，biepaile！”litiangunyongshoudangzhulian，ranhouhuishouzhaohushouxiamen，“zou！womenzou！”
“nimendoumeishiba？”wuxiaoyaobaliziqifuleqilai，lingwailianggedaxueshengyezhanleqilai。
“womenmeishi。”liziqipailepaishenshangdehuichen，ranhounachuzijixianglijiaojiwuxiaoyaodengren，“binggege，nimenchiliba。”
“taijingcaile，taiganrenle！”jinruoyanggenpaileguolai，“《bingwangdoucunba，yongjiulizixishi》，zheigebiaotiyidinghuihuo！”
jinruoyangyijingzaixiangtadeduanshipinheweibodengzimeitiyingxiaofanganle，“jinnianwoyidingnengjinlvyoushipindaren20qiang！”
liziqibenmingjiaohexiangli，danyinweichengweileshipinwanghonghou，dajiadouzhijidetadewangmingliziqi。
richangchenghuyegaijiaoleliziqi。
yinweitazaizouyinduanshipinshangzhanshizijidexiangcuntianyuanshenghuo，yijinghuodele20wanduodefensi，erqiehenduoshizheigebeihaishifujinde。
yinweiliziqizhangdeqingxintuosu，henduorendoujiaotalizixishi，zheigefangmingyichuanshi、shichuanbei，henkuaichuandaolegebicunebalitiangunerli，suoyisantianliangtoulaidashan，danyizhidoubeijujue。
zheitianlitiangunzaidujiacunheledianjiudaizheshouxiachulai，jiuzhuangsongrendan，jingranzaiguangtianhuarixiazuoqidiaoximinnvdeshi，erdangdidelaoshicunminyebuganzhizhita，cairangtadecunjinchi，chadianniangchengeguo。
“haole，haole，meishile。”cunzhangyezoulejinlai，“gebicundepizilaisaoraowomenzheiliyebushiyiciliangcile，meixiangdaozheicizheimedadan！”
“buguohuashuohuilai。”cunzhanghuayubianruan，“dajiadoushilinlixiangqin，daduangutoulianzhejin，jiranzanmenzheibianyemeishenmedashang，tamendeshanggengyanzhong，dajiajiuxiandangzheishiguoqule。ruguotamenzailaisaoraowomencundehaizimen，woyidingyaozhuijiudaodi！”
“haole，haole，sanleba。”qitacunmindousongguanle，yedoubuxiangrehuoshangshen，fenfensanqule。
“zhuren，meiyoudaraodaonintichaminqingdeyaxingba？”cunzhangfanguoshenwenhezhuren。
“meishi，niyoujuhuashuodebucuo，linlixiangqin，daduangutoulianzhejin，yihouyouxiaoyaozaizheili，woxiangtamenbuganzaiqifunimencunminle。”
hezhurenyebuxiangcishinaoda，ranhouyouzhuanguoshenjiwuxiaoyaoshuo。
“xiaoyao，nimenyihouyudaozheizhongshi，ruguoyoujihuiganhuajiaoyude，jinliangkaotan，buyaomeicidouzheiyangbabierenzouyidun。jiusuanniyaozou，yeyinggaixianjianghouzou，huozhezouwanleyaojiaoyuranhoucairangzou。nimenzheiyanghuabuduoshuo，zouwanjiusan，shibuduide！”
“mingbai，zhuren，wobenlaishixianghaohaotantande，meixiangdaoxiaodongzheigebaopiqi，chongchulaijiuzou。yihoujizhuyaoxianganhua，zaidongshou，jizhumei？xiaodong！”wuxiaoyaobazheijuhuashuaijilezhangtiandong。
“zhidaole，duizhang！”zhangtiandongzhanjunzihuida。“xiacijiangmingbailezaizou，zouwanlezaijiangmingbaidaolicaifangrenzou。”
“hahahaha！”hezhurenhewuxiaoyaodoudaxiaoqilai。
“zouba，zouba，bieweizheishidaraolehezhurendeyaxing。”cunzhangdaizhedajiajixuwangshanshangzou。
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jinruoyangbazijipaishejianjideshipinfadaolewangshang，haipeishanglewenzizhushi，biaotijiushitaxianxianghaode《bingwangdoucunba，yongjiulizixishi》。
zheitian，zheigeshipinzaiwangluobofangwubaiduowanci，dianzan50wan，huifu2000duotiao，zhuanfa500duoci。
erlingrenchijingdeshi，jinruoyangshipinfensicong100wanzhangdao105wan，erliziqiqueyinweizheigeshipinfensicong20wanfensibaozhangdao120wanfensi，dunshichenglezhenggebeihaishizhishoukeredezuihongshipindaren！
“aiya，wodeyingxiaogaoshoujiejieei，nizheishijizijizuoyingxiaoni，haishijibierenzuojiayini！”guimizhangtiantiankaiqijinruoyangdewanxiaolai，“wokannishiduineigebinggegeyouxingquba？zheixiahaole，babierencouchengyiduile！nizheiqingshangzhenshiyouwentia！”
yinweishubaiwanwangmingguankan，zongyouhaoshizhe，faxianlewuxiaoyaodezhenshishenfen。
ranhouyoulehoujidezimeitizhuanfabaodaogezhongguanyuwuxiaoyaodechuanshuo。
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xiabianshiyipianshangleweiboresoudezimeitiruanwen。
《yongjiulizixishidebinggegeshishei？》
三年前。
wuxiaoyao，longguokongjiangbingleishentujiduizhongdanrenxingdongduizhang，weileyingjiurenzhi，zijiyanjiaobeihuashang。
cihoutabeidiaodaolesilingbudanrenhouqinbujingli，fuzesilingbudehouqincaigou、canyinyuledengjingyingguanlirenwu。
一干就是三年。
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houchuanyanyougejiaotangxiaoniudebuxiashejiwuxianwuxiaoyaocaigouchihuikou，sizangshushipingjiangtaijiu。
danshikaolvdaozhengjulianbuqingxi，jiashangwuxiaoyaocengjingshiyiminggongxunkaimo，zuihoulingdaozhishirangtazhuanyehuixiang。
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