第3章
zhaofanggoulouzheyao，chezheguinvdeshoujiuyaoxiazhuo。
suxiuhemengdipailexiazhuozi，“zuoxia！”
**gangkongdezhaofangyouganmangzuolexialai，touchuidedidide，doukuaikedaozhuozibianyuanle。
linqingshanyiweizijiniangzhongyuhaole，ganmangbajialidejingtiaojinachulai，jiaodaosuxiuhedeshoushang，“niang，ninyaodajiudaba，dasisuanwode！”
zhaofangyuguangpiaoleyiyanneicurushouwandejingtiao，hedeliansecanbai，tuidouzaidou。
“niang......wocuole，qiuqiuninkanzaiwoduzilihaihuaizhelinjiaxuemaidefenshang，qiuninraolewozheiyiciba。”
linqingshanhuzheyizhanglian，“kukutitide，zaikubanimaile！”
suxiuhebushuangdejuqijingtiao，henhendichoulexialinqingshandebei，choudetaliandoubianlese。
“niang......niangnizheishi......”
“jiudanizheigechundongxi，zheishijinishenglelianggehaizidexifu，duzilihaihuaizhenidezhong！”
简直气死她了！
zheizhongqipayezhipeichuxianzaigudai，yaoshifangdaoxianzai，zaojiubeirenpidousile。
“keshiniang......niangnibushihaishengqizheme。”linqingshanyiqianjuedezijijiushiniangduzilidehuichong，niangdexinsiyimoyigezhun，danxianzai，taganjuezijiyijingcaibutouniangdexinsile。
“woshishengqi，woshengqinizheigezuorenzhangfude，buhaohaohuzhezijidexifu，zijichiganfan，rangzijixifuhemitang，younizheimedangrenzhangfudema，zhaodi，haibuqujinidimeishengfan！”
zheidaomeierzi，taixiaole，doukuaixiaositale。
kexiangerzhizhaofangjiajinlinjiazheijinian，guodedoushishenmerizi。
linzhaodibuganwunizijideniang，yiqueyiguaidepaoqushengfan。
kanzheyanqiandebaimifan，zhaofangdeyanquanhonglehong，yuanlainiangbushiyaodata，shiyaojitachibaimifan，nandaoniangzhendebanaozishuaihuaile？
tatoutoudimiaoleyiyannuqichongchongdelaofu，haishiyiqiandeyangzi，dantazongjuedepopodelianhaoxiangbiyiqianrouheleyidiandian，kantadeyanshenlisihuhaiyouyidianlianxi......
“zhaodi，jizijiyeshengyiwan，haiyouxiangerde，zheimedadiandehaizi，chengtianhemitang，haizenmezhangshenti。”
zhaoxiangzheihaizizidachushengjiumeiguoguoyitianhaorizi，yuanzhuxianqishigepeiqianhuo，xifugangshengwanhaizidiertianjiubeitaganquxialedi，haizizaijialikudaohunjueguoqutadoubuguan，linjuhaoxinshangmenlaiwen，haibeitajimalechuqu，shuoshenmeshenggepeiqianhuohaiburuyangzhiji，qimajihaihuixiadan，peiqianhuojiuzhidaochi。
haozaitashitoutai，linlaotaiyiweitaduzilihuaizhedeshitalinjiadejinsun，zhenggeyunqiyemeizenmekedaita，suoyinapahaizibaitianmeifanchi，wanshangyehaishinenghenai，jiuzheimegouhuoxialai。
erzhaofangdiergehaizi，jiumeineimehaodemingle。
conghuaiyundaosheng，meichiguoyidunyouyingyangde，haiziyishengxialai，linlaotaiyikanyoushigepeiqianhuo，zhuantoujiubazijinachulaidehongtangjidanyoujiduanjinlezijiwu。
zhaofangyidiannaidoumeiyou，kaozheyidiandianmitang，haizizhiyangdaosangeyueda，jiuesile。
tananguodeyaoming，kejiali，sheiyemeibasilegepeiqianhuodanghuishi，lianzijidenanrendouyidiandoubuxintong。
rujinduzilishidisangehaizi，tameitianyelidoutoutoudexianglaotianyexuyuan，yidingyaoshenggedaibade。
linzhaodibafanfanghao，kanzhemianqianxuebaidedamifan，yizhiyantuomo，tazaipojiaderiziyebuhaoguo，napatashenglelianggeerzi，zaipojiayanli，yijiugenneixiezhuniuyangyiyang，shitamenwangjiadeshengkou，bupeishangzhuochifan。
liandaitadelianggeerzi，doukanbuqitazheigeqinshengmuqin。
yijiarenmianqiandoubaizheyiwanbaimifan，zhuoshanghaiyouyipanxiancaichaoroumo，heyidieyouwangwangdeqingcai。
linjiadehuoshiyizhibucha，zhikexiyuanzhuzisidehen，xifusunnvshimeizigechicaide，meitianwanshangjiuzhiyouyiwanxilalademitang，zaoshangyigezamianmantou。
jiyizhongdezhaofanggangjiajinmendeshihou，shoushishou，danlianshanghaiyoudianrou，kezailinjiadezheijinian，yingshengshengdejiaochengleyijuguoleyicengbobodepidekulou。
xiangdaozheili，suxiuheyuefajuedeyuanzhusilezhenshihuogai，meitazheimejiemorende，nvrenzaitayanli，bishengkoudouburu。
“chifan！”tachileyikuaizicai，qitarencaigandongshouchifan。
lianggenanrengengetufeiside，yigejingdewangzijiwanlibalacai，zhiyuneisangenvjuan，mentouchizhebaimifan，wanquanmeixiangguoyaojiacai。
suxiuheliangkuaiziqiaodiaoleyizhiwangpanzilishendekuaizi，“tufeijincunle？”
lindayouhelinqingshanzaizijiniangdenumuershizhixia，fenfentingxialekuaizi。
jinjiezhe，kanzheniangbacaifenbiejiadaoleerxifu，sunnv，haiyoudaguinvdewanli。
zhongrendeyanjingdoudengdegentonglingsideda，buganxiangxinzijikandaodehuamian。
娘这是咋了？
真的把脑壳摔坏了？
suoyourendexinlidouzhiyouzheiyigexiangfa。
zhaofangxiangdegengduo，tabenlaijuedepopoduizijihaodianle，yihouzijiderizijiuhuihaoguoyixie，kexianzaitaihaole，haodeguofenle，tajiubudebuwangbiechuxiang。
youjideqianzhenzipopoyizhibilinqingshanbatamaile，zaiqugenengshengerzide，nanbuchengshixiangbatasongzou，haomaidexinerxihuilai......
tabuguzijidedaduzi，putongyishengguixialai，yanleishunzheyankuanghuahuadewangxialiu，“niang，qiuninbiemailewo，woduzilihaiyoulinjiadejinsun，wobaozhengzheiciyidingshenggeerzi，qiuqiunin，biemailewo......”
tingzhezhaofangdehua，linqingshanshunjianjiuxiangtongleniangweishenmeturanduizijixifuzheimehaole，yuanlaishixiangmailejitazaiquyige，taduizhaofangmeishenmeganqing，tashenzhiyijingkaishihuanxiangniangjitaqugemoyanghaokandeyatou，kanzheyeshuxin，“niang，erzidoutingninde！”
zhaofangyitingzijiananrengenbenbuguduoniandefuqiqingfen，kudegengshiqiliang。
gushihoudenvrendiweidide，jianzhiwufaxiangxiang。
tangruojintianzhanzaizheilidehaishiyuanzhu，tazheigeerxikongpazaomeimingle。
zhaofangjianpopomeifahua，yixiahenxin，yongshouyonglichuizijideduzi，liansebaidegenxueside，“niang，wozhendenengshengerzi，woshengjininkan，ninbiemailewo，ninbiemailewo......”
linxiangbeimuqinhedewawadaku，linqingshanzhidaoniangsulaitaoyanxiaoyatoupianziku，yijiaojiujichuaidaozaidishang，“kukuku，laozihaimeisi，kusangnini！”