jinglidechenghuyirancongbingbingbianchengleqiaoxiaojie，zuozheizhongxingyede，tazuihuikanrenlianse。
yanjianqishaowenluobaiyishidingju，talianmangjianfengshiduo，duizhejianghepeixiaolian，“jiangzongdajiaguanglin，zhenshilingbishepengbishenghui，gangcaineixiedoushiwuhui，nindarenyoudaliang，qianwanbiehewoguoduojijiao，renjiuzaizheili，ninxiangdaizoujiudaizou……”
jianghetiaoletiaomeimao，meiyouzaiyijinglidetaohao，taraoyouquweidekanzheqishaowendelianseyouqingzhuanbai，“xianzai，hairangwojintianwanshangpeinima？”
rangyigequanshitaotiandekuaguogongsilaozongwanshangpeibanta，tashihuoniwailema？
qishaowenrutongdamengchuxingleyiban，lianmanghuangkongdeyaoleyaotou，lianshangxiaozhangsiyidebiaoqingyebujianle，“jiangzong，wo，wo……”
tayixiangxiaozhangsiyiguanle，rujinshenfenluocharucizhida，zhijuedefanyingbuguolai，jiebalebantian，yeshuobuchuyijuhua。
zuozaiqishaowenshenpangdezhongrenrenbuzhuqishen，qiaoqiaotuihoulejibu，qituyuanlizheigeshifeizhidi。
suirantamenbuzhidaozheigejunmeixiesidenanrenbeijingjiujingshishenme，keshikanqishaowenzheibiaoqing，yezhidao，jianghedingranshitamenrebuqideren！
changzaihebianzou，nayoubushixie？
qishaowenzhongrizaijiubalixiaozhangsiyi，meixiangdaojintiantahuitidaotiebanshang！
jianghemianshangjilengmoyouchaofeng，kanzheqishaowendemuguang，wanruolouyi，“nvren，niguolai，wokanjintiansheiganlanzheni。”
zheihuashijiangheduiqiaobingshuode，danshitaquekanxiangleqishaowen，qishaowenzhidao，jianghezheishizaichaofengjinggaota，tachuitousangqididixialetou，zhouweiderenyigegesuochenganchun，nulijiangdizijidecunzaigan。
qiaobingdedaomingling，rulindashe，lianmangxiaopaodaojianghedeshenpang，guaiguaidegenzaitashenhou，qiaozhenanrengaodadeshenxing，xinzhongduitazaicigaiguan。
tabenyiweizheigenanrenshijiubalinagehezuipaocuofangjiandekeren，rujinkanlai，tadeshenfenfeifujigui。
buguolingqiaobinghenshihaoqiyihuodedifangshi，zheiyangyigelebudededalao，zenmehuigentacheshangguanxi？
jiuliannei**yichangdechanmian，yeseqiheirumo，taliantademiandoubucengjiandao，yebugairenshitacaiduidea。
qiaobingguaiguaidegenzaijianghedeshenhou，yuezou，zheilutayueshijuedeshuxi，tarenbuzhuxiaoshengshitan，“jiangzong，gangcaixiexieninweiwojiewei。”
wenyan，qianmianzouzhedejianghejiaobuyidun，tayinzangzaiheianlidezuijiaoweigou，turanyigezhuanshen，duzhuqiaobingqianjindedaolu，yonggaodadeshenxingbatajiaoxiaodeshenqudizaiqiangjiao。
“nvren，zheigewuzi，nishuxima？”
tadeshengyindichenyouxinggan，pumianerlaidereqipensazaiqiaobingdelianpang，rangtabaixidelianpangranshangsisihongyun，xiandegewaiyouren。
tatongkongweisuo，muguangchaozhejianghebeihoumenshangdemenpaihaokanqu，k999？suirantabudebuchengrenzheigemenpaihaoshitingdutede，keshitabingburenshia。
yizhiyinzangzaiheianlidejiangtian，hentiexindejiyilianmangrandeqiaobingjieshi，“qiaoxiaojie，wotongguojiankongguanliyijingdiaochaqingchule，nishixingchenjiubadeyuangong，nixiongqianyuangongsushemenpaihaoxiezhek666，danshigangcaineihuiernishicongzheijianwuzichulaide。”
yanwaizhiyiyejiushishuo，qiaobingzoucuolefangjian。
jiangtianyiyudaopozhenxiang，qiaobingmiansezhangdetonghong，tahenshigangahexinxu，taziranrendejiangtianshishei，tayiweinanrendouburenshita，quemeixiangdaorenjiazaojiubatadedizijimoqingchule。
pianpianjianghezhiqianyebugentatiaoming，jiukanzhetazaineiliyanxi，wanruokanyigexiaochou。
jianghetiaomei，kanzheqiaobingjinzhangdeshenqing，tayandidaizhexiaoyi，“neixianzai，zanlianggeshibushidehaohaosuansuanzhang？”
benlaijiangheshibiezheyiduzinuhuowufafaxie，xiangjitadianyansekankande。
keshidangkanzheqiaobingneizhangqingchunjiaohaoderongyanluchujinzhangxixideshenqing，taxinzhongturangaibianlezhuyi，zheinvren，zenmezhangdeyoudianyanshu？
“wo，worencuo！neihuiershiwobudui，wobugailuannanideyifu，wodangshiyiweinishihezuileshualiumang……”qiaobingxinligewaiweiqu，danpianpianshitayoucuozaixian，zhihaoguaiguaidedaoqian。
taganbabadedaolebantiandeqian，quefaxianjianghezhishimubuzhuanjingdidingzheta，qiheidexingmoulifangfoyunzanglewuxiandeshenqing，yiwangbujiandi。
qiaobing：“？”zheirenzenmeyoudianbuduijing？
jiangheturanxiaole，yuanbenmeiyousihaobiaoqingdelianturanjiushengdongleqilai，gewailingrenjingyan，qiaobingkandeshileshen。
“wozanqiejieshounidedaoqian，zhishiyimaguiyima，neinidejiumingzhienyouzenmesuan？”
tazheimeyishuo，qiaobingyoushale，zongganjuezheirenduizijiyousuoqitu，keshitasilaixiangqu，yebuzhidaozijishenshangjiujingyoushenmelingtayousuoqitudedifang。
yaoqiantameiqian，yaoshilitameishili，jiulianyizhanglian，tayezhinengsuangeqingxiujiaren。
“wo……”qiaobingmianlunanse，zheishixianshiyoubushixiaoshuoqingjie，zongbunengjiumingzhienyishenxiangxuba！
keshixiayike，qiaobingdengdaleyanjing，manliandebuganzhixin。
“buruzheiyangba，jiumingzhienyishenxiangxu，yizhiqiyue，niguiwokehao？”
taqiaoqiaocoujintadeerpan，shengyindichen，reqipumian，xiemeidewanruoyigeyourendeemo。
beimeisemihuoleliangmiao，qiaobinghenyouzizhizhimingdiyaoleyaotou，“wowuqianyewuquan，henyouzizhizhiming，ninjiubiegenwokaiwanxiaole。”
开玩笑吧？
tarujinfuzhaileilei，muqinhaiyinbingzhuyuan，gentagenbenbushiyigeshijiederen，taweishenmehuixianghezijijiehun？
qiaobinghenxianranwuhuiletadeyisi。
tabuxiangxinyijianzhongqing，dangengbuxiangxintashijianseqiyi，zhijuedetazaikaiwanxiao，xiangdiaoxiziji。suiranxinliyoudianbuhaoshou，buguoxiangdaozheishizijidejiumingenren，qiaobingdaodirenlexialai。
“womeigennikaiwanxiao，wozhishizaihenrenzhendexushuyigeshishi。”
jiangheshouqizijilianshangbuzhengjingdexiaorong，shenqingyansu，“zhishuoba，qiaoxiaojie，wokanshangnile，daihuiworangjiangtianzhidingyigeqiyue，qiyueshixianli，nizuoweiwodeqingren，manzuwodesuoqiusuoxu，zhiyunidechoulao，qiancaifangmiannifangxin，jinguanti！”
tazuichunqingqi，yiziyidun，yujuqingxidechuandaotadeerpan，liangboyoulengqing。
?????yizhiqiyue？
yuanlairangtadangtadeqingrenma？