第3章 携子而归,妈咪我想尿尿

di3zhangxieziergui,mamiwoxiangniaoniao

四年后。

帝都国际机场。

xixirangrangderenqunzhong,zouchuyidaoxianxijiaomeideshenying。

qishuirouchuanzheshuyaobaisexuefangchenyi,xiashenyijianlansejinshenniuziku,jiaocaixigaogen,lisehaicaojuanfazhachenglemawei,luchujingzhijuesedexiaolian。

tuicheshang,zuozheyigehetatongyangyaoyandexiaonanhai,kuandadeyashemaoxiaheiyaoshibancuicandedayanjingdaliangsizhou,jingzhidewuguanfangfohualidejunmeixiaowangzi。

zheiyangyanzhibaobiaodemuzilianglimaxiyinlewushudeyanqiu。

“shuirouxiaojiejie,lierxiangniaoniaoe。”xiaojiahuoduqifen!nenxiaozui,zhabazhezijimirendedayanjing。

huilaidetuzhongtakeshizhaozijigebizuoweishangchuandeluanqibazaodeshushujimamasuanguole。

neishushushenmixixidegaosutashuo,mamideweilailaogonghuichuxianjichangdevipcesuoli!

“jiejie?”qishuirouhanxiaoaiguotoulai,buzhidaozheixiaoguijingyouzaidashenmezhuyi?

guoran,qijunlipanshangletadebozi,shenshenmimidao,“maminikan,zhouweihaoduoshushuzaikanni,lierkebunenghuailemamidehaoshi。”

qishuirouwunaideyaoleyaotou。zicongshangcibeizheihaizitoutingdao,dabizigentatanhunshihou。tajiumouzulejingsichujitazhaolaogong。

baokuolvshisuodesuoyounanyuangong,lubianzahuopudetangmu、maibingqilindejieke......

gaodeqishuirouwuyuzhiji。

benyiweihuiguohoutahuixiaotingdian。danshizheibuyoukaishizuoyaole。

qishuirouwunaiwangtian,“haizi,hainiaome?”

“niaoa,haojide。”xiaojiahuoyibenzhengjingzhalezhayan。

qishuiroubufangxinxiaojiahuoqunance,gangdaonvcemenkoujiubeiqijunlikangyile。

“mami,woshinanzihan......”

qishuiroukanzhenancejinjinchuchudemoshengnanren,jianjuediyaotou。

keqijunlizaoyiduzhezui,niudongzhexiaoshenzizhengzha。

buzhidaozheiaojiaodexiaoxingzidaodishixiangshei?

“mami,shangmianyeyougeweishengjian”xiaojiahuozhizheloushangdevipguibinshi,yilianchunchunyushi。

qishuiroudiantou,baozhetazoushangqu,quebeikongjielanxia,“zheiweinvshi,buhaoyisi,qingchushixianindejipiao。”

“piaoliangjiejie,neibianxishoujianrentaiduo,nitongrongyixiahaobuhaoni?”qishuirouhaimeikaikou,xiaojiahuojiupanzherenjiaxiaojiejiedexiuzi,sajiaomaimengleqilai。

zheibishaji,zaimguodeshihoulvshibushuang,dangran,zaiguoneiweiliyeyijiuqiangjing。

果然——

kanzhezheimepiaoliangdexiaonanhai,kongjiexindouruanhuale。“neixiaopengyounikuaidiane。”

shuowanshenshouqingqingnielenietadexiaolian,henbudeguaizou!

qijunlixiaomeitouzhouchengyituan,tabuxihuanchulemamiyiwaiderenpengta,dancishicike,tahaishitiantiandedaolexie。

weileweilaidebaba,woren!

xiaojiahuosakaixiaojiaoya,paodefeikuai,fangfoparenjiafanhuiside。

“xiexie。”qishuirouduikongjieganjidixiaolexiao。

zaicesuobameigemendoutuikaiyibiandeqijunlijueqilezui。

feijishangneigeshushuzhentaoyan,juranpianta!

tabukaixindedixiatouxiangmenwaizouqu。quemengdizhuangshangleyidurouqiang。

fengyuhanjiaobuyidun,danshiyijinglaibuji。

yanqianyigexiaoxiaodeshenzi,beitamaichudezhangtuizhuangde“peng”deliangqiangleyixia,diedaoledishang。