第5章 有人想要跟你生猴子

七年后。

faguo,weiyuxibudexiaozhenshang,ningjingyouxianghe。

zaihubianyichuangwenxindemufangzili,chuanlaiyouyangdejitashengyin,haiyouxiaonvhaierzhinenquekonglingdegesheng,xiangshibailingniao,qingcuideqiaojizherenleizuiganjingdelinghun。

“haole,jintiandebiaoyanchabuduojiudaozheilila,xiexiegeweigegejiejiemendeliwu,memeda!”

shuohuade,shiyigetianmeidexiangshiyikuaigangchuludedangaoyiyangdenvhaier,shuiwangwangdedayanjing,wuheideyanzhuxiangshizuichunjingdezuanshi,sanfazhemingliangdeguang,nenbaidelianrangrenrenbuzhuxiangyaoqinshangyikou。

erzaixiaonvhaiershenbian,shiyigegentatonglingdexiaonanhaier,wenrourushui,huailibaozhemujita,jingzhidelianxiangshiyikuaiwuxiademeiyu,zhinendelianshangdaizheheshandexiaorong,bushuohua,yanjingyizhidingzaimeimeideshenshang,chongniwubi。

zhibodepingmushang,buduanyouliwuheliuyanxianshiguolai。

xiaxingzhuantou,xiaozhekanxiangzijidexiaogege,“gege,youweijiejieshuo,xiangyaogennishenghouzi!”

xiamugouqilezhinendechun,xiaorongjiaoxia,“woshutu。”

xiaxingzhuanerkanzhepingmu,“xiexiezheiweijiejiedashangdeyouting,wogegenianjixiao,tazijihaishixiaohouzi,zanshibunenggennishenghouzie!”

youmoyouwanyuedehuida,rangmanpingdoushi“666”!

xiaxingxiamushixiongmei,jumamishuo,tamenshishuangbaotai,suirantamenyidianyebuxiang。

tamenliusui,shimuqianwangluozhibozhongzuihong,yeshinianjizuixiaodezhubo,gegedanjita,meimeichangge,youmengyoukeai,meicizhibo,douyoubaiwanrenguankan。

erzheishi,yigemingjiao“guilai”deguanzhongfalaiyibaigeyouting,jiezhe,dachuyixingzi。

“keyiwennijigewentima?”

jinjiezhe,youdashangleyibaigeyouting。

yigeyoutingdejiageshiyiqianduokuai,neiyibaigejiushi……

xiaxingzhazheyishuangshuilingdeyanjing,limianmanmandoushirenminbi,“haoya,niwenba!”

guilai:“nimendefuqinshishei?”

zheigewenti,chenggongyinqilexiamuxiaoshuaigedezhuyi,takanzhejingtou,wenroudixiaozhe。

“womenshidanqinjiating,zhiyoumami,guanyudiedi,neishiyigeshangxindehuati,zheiweigege,niquedingxiangtingma?”wenroudemeiyan,mingmingxiangshiyigewangzi,erxiaorongli,queduolejifenhulibandejiaoxia。

zheigerenmingxiandonglexiamudehua,youdashangleyibaigeyouting。

很好。

xiamushouqilianshangdexiaorong,baichuyifuyouyudeyangzi,“wodiedishi**,zaiwomamihuaiwomendeshihou,tajiubuganjimo,chuguile,mamixingqingganglie,jiuduzidaizhewomenshenghuo,ai……”

zuihouyishengtanxi,chuchukelian。

dunshi,suoyouhaizaiqingtingdeguanzhong,buguanliwudaxiao,fengkuangdeshualeqilai。

guilai:“nimendezhuzhishi?”

kanzheneigerenfalaidexiaoxi,xiamuwenrouyixiao,“zheigewentima,ruguonishuasanbaigeyouting,wojiugaosuni!”

huayingangluo,wubaigeyoutingdedashangjiuchuxianle。

xiamuchongnidikanzhemeimei,“mei,nilaihuida。”

xiaxingzhazheyishuangshuilingdedayanjing,yongfeichangkeaideshengyinshuozhe,“gegenihao,womenlaizihuoxing,womenbushenghuozaidiqiu,dandiqiudaochudoushiwomendechuanshuo。”

xiaxing:jintiandezhibojiudaozheili。

xiamu:xiexiedajiadepengchang,zanmenxiaciyouyuanzaijian。

之后,直播完毕。