第5章 慕先生,一起吃个饭吧

“zheigexiangmuwoshishizaibidede,nijiufangxinba,kendingbuhuichuchacuode。”yunmuyaoyekanchulailelinyandedanxin,paizhetadejianbangxiaozheshuo。

zhiyuzhiqianfashengdeneixieshiqingdangranshizhidaoderenyueshaoyuehao,suoyitayecongmeigaosulinyan。

“zhishixiwangwodeshenfenninengbangwobaomi,wobushiyunmuyao,woxianghuangemingziheshenfen。

zuoxidangranshiyaozuoquantaode,zaiguowaideshihoutajiuyizhiyongdeshilingyigeshenfen,weidejiushidengdaozheigeshihou。

zaiguowaiwunianyezaoyirangtatuotaihuangu,rujinqizhiheyangmaoyezaoyiyuzhiqianbushenxiangtongle。

“zheigenifangxin,nishangfeijiqianjiaodaideshihou,wojiuyijingbantuole。”

linyandiantou,caidaoletayoushenmenanyanzhiyin,bingmeiyouxunwenyuanyin,taxiaozhebaoqileyipangzuozaidengzishanghuangjiaodeyunxiangxiang,chongnidexiaozhe:

“duile,nimenganghuilaihaishenmedongxidoumeiyouzhunbei,xianzaixianchuqumaiyidianba,jiudangshuxiyixiaxianzaidenanchengle。”

yunmuyaobuhaoyisidemoleyibazijidelian,“zhenshibuhaoyisia,xiangxiang,mamiyimangqilaijiuwanglenihaizaidengzheni,dengzheixieshiqingdoumangwanzhihoumamiyidinghaohaodepeizhewomenxiangxiang。”

yunxiangxiangcongxiaojiushiyunmuyaoyigerenfuyangzhangdade,weilelianggerendeshenghuo,yunmuyaoyebudebuyonggengduodeshijianqugongzuo,suoyijiudaozhilegenbenjiumeiyoushijianpeibanzhehaizi。

haozaiyunxiangxiangshigetinghuadongshidehaizi,conglaidoumeiyouyinweizheixiexiaoshinaoguo,bujinbazijizhaogudehaohaode,youshihainengzhaoguzhaogumami。

“mamifangxinmanghaole,xiangxianghuiguaiguaide。”

guaiqiaodeshuowanzhihouyunxiangxiangjiuconglinyanshenshangtiaoxialai,xiankaimenpaolechuqu,zaiwaimiandengzhetamen,danaozhuandefeikuai。

takandaole,gangcaidiannaoshangneigenanren,hezijizhangdehaoxiang。

“xiangxiangyizhidoushizheimedongshi,conglaidoumeiyourangnizhejiguo,woyaoshinengyouxiangxiangzheiyangdehaohaizijiuhaole。”

linyankanzheqianmianbengbengtiaotiaodeyunxiangxiang,gankaidishuozhe。

yunmuyaoquebujimianzidexiaolechulai,genbenjiubuxiangxinlinyanshuodehua,“zheijuhuanishuolekebuzhiyicile,congxiangxiangyisuideshihounijiukaishile,daoxianzaidouduoshaonianle,yemeijiannizhendezhaogenvpengyoujiwokankana。”

linyanshenshendekanleyiyannazheyaochichumendeyunmuyao,zuizhonghaishimeishuohua,anjingdezouzaitashenbian。

“buguowojuedeyeyongbuzhezhejile,nixianzaidouyijinghuilaile,nimenjiahenkuaiyejiuhuijinianpailianyinleba。”yunmuyaolianshangdoushiyeyudexiao,yijinghenqidailinyanxiangqindeneiyitianle。

ganggangzoudaochaoshimenkou,linyandeshoujijiuxiangle,jiewandianhuazhihougengshiyiliandeningzhong。

“womaneibianyijingzhidaowohuilaile,rangwoxianzaihuiqu,nihexiangxiangxianzaizheilimaidongxi,wohuiquyingfuyixia,yihuierjiuhuilaijienimen。”

yunmuyaoyezhidaolinyandenanchu,xiaozhebaibaishou,“dangxindian,ruguoshixiangqindehua,yebiejizhehuilai,womenniangliangzijiyenenghuidelejia。”

shuozhe,jiuqianzheyunxiangxiangzoujinchaoshi。

“mami,nizhendebuzhidaolinshushuxiangdeshishenmema?”yunxiangxianghurankaikouwenzhe,yunmuyaodoulengzhule。

yinweihelinyanrenshideshijiantaizhangle,yunmuyaogengduoshihoudoushibatadangchengxiongdi,genbenjiumeiyouxiangguoyaochuaimotadexinsi。

jianyunmuyaobushuohua,yunxiangxiangyaoyaoyunmuyaodeshoubei,“jiranwodebabiyijingqushile,wojuedenihelinshushuzaiyiqiyehenhaode……”

“mami!nimenzenmezaizheili!”yunxiangxiangdehuahaimeiyoushuowanjiubeiyigenvhaizidaduanle,yunmuyaojingyadekanzhepaoguolaidexiaonvhai。

meixiangdaohaimeikanqingrenni,xiaonvhaijiubayunmuyaozhuangdexianxiemeizhanwen。

yunmuyaozheicaikanqing,shimuniannian。

talianmangkankanzijideerzi,bijingzijidemamituranbeibierenjiaoqu,rennagehaizidouhuibushufude。

meixiangdaoyunxiangxiangzhishiyilianhuyidikanzhexiaonvhai,lianshangbingmeiyouyidianbukuai。

muniannianzhuazheyunmuyaodetuicengleceng,qinnidetaitoukanzheyunmuyao。

“mami,youjiandaonile,nijintiannengbunengpeiniannianchidunfanya?”munianniankelianbabadekanzheyunmuyao,lianchulaiguangjiedounengjiandaomami,zheikendingshishangtianzhudingde,takebunengrangmamipaole。

“bukeyi!womamijintianshiyaopeizhewode,niyaozhaorenwanjiuzijiquzhaonidebabimamiqu!ganmayaohewoqiangwomami!”

yunxiangxiangxianzaizhejile,xiaonaodaigenbolanggusideyaodefeikuai。

“nitiantiandougenmamizaiyiqi,nihewoqiangshenme?wocongxiaomeiyoumami,jiuzhishixiwangmamijintianpeiwoyiqichidunfaneryi!”muniannianzhuaizhuleyunxiangxiangdeyifu,xiongbabadishuozhe。

yunxiangxiangcaidaolexiaoguniangshicongxiaomeiyoumama,xinshengburen,danshiqiangtamamayeshibuxingde!

“wobabiyouburenshinimami,nilaigenzhewomen,yaoshinichushilenibabikendingyaoguaiwomen!nijiushigexiaomafanjing!”

lianggexiaohaizichaojia,yunmuyaoyebuhaozhijieshenshouzhuaikai,zhinengwunaichongzijiaerzibaibaishou,“xiangxiang,buyaoqifunvhaizi,ganjindaowozheililai。”

yunxiangxiangquelenglengdedingzhezhuaizhezijixiuzidexiaonvhai,sheiyebukenrangyibu。

“念念!放开他。”

yunmuyaoshunzheshengyinkanqu,kandaomulinghannazheyibaowanjukuaibuzoulechulai,shenshangdeqixihediyicijianmianyiyanglengbingbingde。

dengdaomulinghanzoudaomuniannianliangrendepangbian,yunmuyaoshunjianlengzhule,suirantajuedemulinghanheyunxiangxiangzhangdexiang,danshixianzaizhanzaiyiqi,jianzhijiushiyigemozilikechulaideyiyang。

ruobushizuowandiaochaguomulinghandeziliao,zhidaomulinghanshiquniancaihuideguo,tadouyaojuedemulinghanjiushiwunianqiandeneigenanrenle。

jianbabiguolai,muniannianguaiguaidesongkailezijilazheyunxiangxiangdeshou,paodaolemulinghandeshenbianqu。

eryunxiangxiangyekandaolemulinghan,shunjianyijing,zheijiushizuotianneigenanren。

muniannianzhuazhemulinghandexiaozhi,yaozhetadeshouzhang,xiaolianshangmanshiqidai,“babi,woxianghemamiyiqichifan,haixiangrangmamigenwomenhuijia。”

yunxiangxiangtingdaozuihouyijulimajiubuganle,“mafanshushuguanhaozijijiahaizi,zaizheiyangrenduodedifangluanpaohenrongyichushide,paozheimekuaiyaoshishuaidao,neiqibushiyaopengcidaowohemamishenshangle。”

yunxiangxiangtingqixiongfu,yanranshigexiaodarendeyangzidangzaileyunmuyaodemianqian。

mulinghandelianyeheile,zheihaishidiyiciyourenzheiyangduizijishuohua,haishigexiaohaizi。

tazhibuguoshijiegedianhuadeshijian,sheinengxiangdaomuniannianjiupaolechulaile,haidetazhaolebantian。

“neinizenmemeishuozijimeiguanhaozijimamini?”mulinghanyeshigebufushude,heyunxiangxianglianggerenjingranhaihuduileqilai。

suiranyijingrangmuhuangdiaochaguozheimuzierren,danzaicikandaoyanqiandehaizikusizijidexiaolian,mulinghanhaiyouyishunjiandeshishen。

muniannianyefaxianlebudui,jingyadizhizheyunxiangxiang,zhijiehanlechulai,“babi,weishenmetahenizhangdeneimexianga,weishenmewohemamizhangdemeiyounimenneimexiangni。”

yunmuyaogangadexiaolexiao,neixieshuojidarentingdedadaolixiaohaiziyelijiebule,zhinengjinkenengdixiaoxiao。

“kenengshixiangxiangdebabihenidebabizhangdebijiaoxiangba。”

muniannianhaimeilaidejishuohua,mulinghanjiuxiankaikoule,“neitababani?”

muhuangshuozheigenvrenjiaoshenyao,wusuishifumushuangwangjiubeisongquguowaiqinqijiajiyangle,jintiancaigangganghuiguo,anlishuobuhuigentayourenhejiaoji,danshitahaishirenbuzhuxiangzijiqiuzheng。

yunmuyaowenyanyaoyaotou,molemoyunxiangxiangdetouding,yanzhongjinshitengxi:“xiangxiangdefuqinyijingqushile”

mulinghanruoyousuosidediandiantou,“baoqian。”

bansuizheyisishiwang,taxinlijinshengdehuaiyiyeyidiandianyanxiaoyunsanle。

mulinghanlazhelianlianbushedemuniannianwangwaizou,haimeizouchujibu,yunmuyaojiuhanzhuletamen:

“muxiansheng,ruguoyoushijiandehualiuxialaizanmenyiqichidunfanba,xiangxiangganghuiguoyemeishenmepengyou,daoshipotianhuangdigenniannianshuolezheimeduohuani。”

虽然是互怼。