disanzhangguoshidaren，meirendiedie！
“啪！”
yibazhangzhijiehudaolexiexiaobaodexiaonaodaiguazishang，xiejiuqiongkanzhezijiaerzi，yaoyaqiechidexiao，“zhaogemaodie？womenshihuiquzhaochade！nizheishimeidie，nijiusuanshiyoudie，yezaobeiniqisile，haizhaodie！”
“niangqin，nizheiyangculu，huijiaohuaixiaobaode......”xiexiaobaobaozhexiaonaodaidunang。
“laoniangyiqianchunfenghuayu，yemeijianbanijiaodeguaiqiaokeai，kejiannidehuaishitianshengde！”xiejiuqiongqingchi，buyiweiran。
“neiyeshiniangqinnizijishengdea......”
“滚！”
——
东梁国，王城。
laoheshangkongjiyishouqianzhemache，yishouqianzhexiaomaolv，kanzhetoudaiweimaodaoqizaixiaomaolvshangdexiejiuqiong，fenwaiwunai，“shifu，ninlaorenjiazhendeyaozheiyanghuixiejiama？”
tajiashifuhexiejiadeneixiegeenenyuanyuan，tamenluoshenshanshangdeyizhongdizidoulveyouerwen，juedebukesiyijile。
shifutalaorenjiachuquebunengxiulian，qitagefangmiandouniuzhatian，jingrancengbeixiaoxiaoxiejiaqifuchengneiyang，niganxin？
“buzheiyanghuiqu，nanbuchengwohaiqiaoluodagu？”xiejiuqiongwenyan，piezui。
“qiaoluodagujiusuanle，ninrangshanggushenshoushenshouhuanhuachengxiaomaolv，zheisheikandechulai？”kongjiwenyan，suisuinian，“ninlaorenjiagaiyoudepaimianhaishiyao......”
“guoshihaichao！xianrentuibi！”
“guoshihaichao！xianrentuibi！”
“......”
kongjidehuahaimeishuowan，jiubeiciqibifudeqingdaoshengdaduan，tamenyebeiqugandaolelubian。
“qiaoqiao，youpaimiandelaile！”maolvshangdexiejiuqiong，kanzheyouyuanjijindeshibataidajiao，gantanlianlian，“zheipaimian，jiusuanzanmenluoshenshanqingchaoerchuyebibuguoa，yiqunlaogebolaotuimanlianzhezidelaojiahuo，naliyourenjiazheitaijiaoziderennianqinghaokan......”
kongjilaoheshang：meirilixingxianqieryi，xiguanjiuhao。
“guoshidarenwansui！wanwansui！”
“guoshidarenwansui！wanwansui！”
“......”
“......”
shibataidajiaozoujin，jiedaoliangpangdebaixingqianchengguibai，shanhuwansui。
fengchuiqijiaolian，xiejiuqiongkandaolimianzhirennianqingdecelian，weileng......
dongliangguodeguoshidaren，sannianqianhengkongchushi，zhudongliangguohengsaodijunbaiwanbingma，dongliangguohuangdifengruoshangbin，baixingjingruoshenming。
zhishi，chuquesannianqianguoshidarenjingyanliangxiang，qiyushijian，jushuozheiguoshidarendouzaimantianxunzei，xianshaoxianshen......
xiejiuqiongmeixiangdaozheigedeshenmiguoshidaren，jingranrucinianqing，haitoushangyoumao，duibileyixiashenbiandelaoheshang，bumianxixu，“kongjia，qiaojianlemei？zheicaishiwobeishengundekaimoa！”
doushinengqiahuisuande，qiaoqiaorenjiahundeneijiaoyigefengshengshuiqi，zaiqiaoqiaotamenzhinengduozailuoshenshanshang，yanjiuneiguantiantaishangdeposhigui......
啧啧！
差距啊！
“......”kongjidoukuaikule。
师傅啊！
ninlaorenjiakeyouzhedianerba！
meikandaoguoshidarenzhengzaikanninme？
天呢！
guoshidarenjingranxiajiao，haichaotamenzouguolaile！
kongjilaoheshanghedewangxiaomaolvshenhouduoleduo，zheiguoshidarenshenshangdeqishihaokepa，xiangshiyaosharenyiyang！
吓死个老和尚了！
“神棍？楷模？”
diyuyishenzijinyishan，anguangfudong，baifadangfeng，rongyanyaori，xiuzhangdeshenyingjugaolinxiadekanzhemaolvshangdexiejiuqiong，muguangpiniyoushen，shengyinchenlengshuli。
“e......”xiejiuqionghuishen，kandaoyanqiandenanren，weimaoxiadeyanjingdunshidengyuan。
艾玛！
美男啊！
极品啊！
zheinanren，jibianshifangzaicengjingzhushencuicandeshenjie，neiyeshibushichudejueshinanshen！
xiejiuqiongxingxingyan，xinzangpengpengtiao。
tajuede，tadechuntianlaile！
就是这么草率！
“haoshuai！shuaibaole！guoshidaren，niquenuanchuangdebu？nikanwozayang？woshenjiaotirou！jiaoruobailian，yaoyan**，gaolengyujie......nixihuannayikuan？wodounengyan！”xiejiuqiongpengxin，huachimoyangjinxian。
空寂闻言，垂眸。
yankongshifufanhuachishenmede......
简直不忍直视！
“......”diyuzhoumei，moudideshaqishunjianzhengteng，haohandeweiyamimankailai。
zheinvren，jingranhaiganduitayitubugui！
“e......guoshidarennishengqile？guoshidarennibieshengqi，wobugaishuonishengunde，wocuole，guoshidarennidarenyoudaliang，kendingbuhuihewozheigexiaonvziyibanjianshide，duiba？”
ganshoudaonanrendeqishizhuanbian，xingmingshoudaoweixiedexiejiuqiongfenwaibailianhuadegaorao，ranhoujingyibudingdetaitou，duishangnanrenkuangbaodemuguang......
xiejiuqiongdunshijiushayanle！
sheinengxiangdao，zheixiaoxiaodongliangguo，jingranshigeshuiqianwangbaduo，biandidoushiyededier，zangzhezheiyangyizundafo，jingranhaibeitayudaole！
yanqianzheinanren，haoqiangda！
qiangdadaorangxiejiuqionghuaiyirensheng！
shenjiebushiyijingguanbiwannianlema？zheibitaqianshidianfengshiqihaiyaoqiangdadenanren，nalilaide？
虚空吗？
瑟瑟发抖！
“bu！benzunhui！”diyumuguangrujudedingzhexiejiuqiong，lengshengdao。
suishizaicedemoermiaolexiejiuqiongyiyan，zaixindiweizheinvrenmoai......
zunshangzuitaoyanbierenhantashengunle！
shengunzheigeci，zaiguoshifujiushijinji！
这女人惨了！
“e......”xiejiuqiongkanzheyanqianxiaoqibalahaiqiangdawupideguoshidaren，taishoujilezijiyigexiaozuiba，wuyuningye。
完了！
这下完犊子了！
tazheizuiqiandea，rehuoleba？
这下该怎么办？
tazheituojiadaikoude，buzhidaonengbunengtaochushengtian？
xiejiuqionganziguihuazhetaopaoluxian，jisuanzhetaopaochenggonglv......
“美人儿爹爹！”
jiuzaicishi，macheshangchuanlaiyishengjingxidehuhuan。
xiayigeshunjian，xiexiaobaoxiaoxiaodeshenyingfeishenerchu，yixiazipudaoleguoshidarenhuaizhong，guazailerenjiadeshenshang！
huaizhongturanduolegeruannuodexiaorener，diyushenxingweijiang。
“erzi！”xiejiuqiongjianci，dunshidajingshise，shangshoujiuyaoqujiangzijiaerzizhuaihuilai，jiaojidedao，“xiaobaobienao！bunengkanrenzhangdemeijiuhandie，nikuaixialai！”
开玩笑！
guoshidarenruciqiangda，qihuiyuanyixidangdie？
taganggangyejiuhuachiyixiabale，xianzaikebuganduizheiqiangdadeguoshidarenyoushabiedexiangfa！
“meirenerdiedie！niangqinbuyaozhuaibaobao，baobaoyaomeirenerdiedie！”xiexiaobaobazairenshenshangfenlizhengzha，huikaizijianiangqindeshou，xiaolianmanshirumudekanzheguoshidaren，weiqubabadedao，“nishibaobaodediedieduibudui？baobaozhaodiediezhaolehaojiu，wuwa......”
“benzun......”