diwuzhangzhongguixiejia，xiamawei！
“ni！nishidaxiaojie！”kanqingxiejiuqiongdeyangzi，menfangdunshidajingshise，buganzhixindejinghu。
“meicuo，jiushiwo。”xiejiuqiongtiaomei，qingheng，“bushinimenzaixuanshangxunzhaowo？zenme，rujinwohuilaile，nimenjiushiruciyingjiewode？”
“shishishi......”menfangcongdishangpaqilai，yibianpigunniaoliudewangxiefuneipao，yibiandahandao，“daxiaojiehuilaila！badashaoyenongtaijiandedaxiaojiehuilaila！”
xiejiuqiongwenyan：“......”
nijiadashaoyejiusuanbianchengletaijian，niyebuyonghandezheimemingmuzhangdanba？
就不怕挨揍？
“xiejiuqiong！zhendeshinizheigeniechu！nihaiganhuilai！”xielinyuanlaidehenkuai，kandaomenqianzhiyouxiejiuqiongyiren，bingwutaneishaziniangdeyingzi，xielinyuananzisonglekouqi，taishoujiushiyibazhangzhaohuleguolai。
可是......
“咔嚓！”
gutouduanliedeshengyinchuanlai。
bazhanghaimeishandaoxiejiuqionglianshang，jiubeixiejiuqiongtaishouniezhu，juzhongruoqingdeyizhe。
“啊！”
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xiefumenqianbuzhiheshizaoyiweimanlekanrenaodequnzhong，jiancirenbuzhudefenfenxixu......
“neijiushixiejiadedaxiaojiexiejiuqiong？tazenmeturanhuilaile？”
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“xiejiuqionghaizhenshihouyan**，dangnianweihunxianyunjisanhuangzidailelvmaozi，xiefurenhaoxinhaoyijitaxunlefujia，tabushihaorenxinshanglexiefudagongzitaohun，rujinjingranhaiganmingmuzhangdandehuilai！”
“......”
“......”
sizhoukouzhubitaozhishengbuduan，xiefurendizhetou，yandidelengxiaoyishanermei。
zheizhengshitaxiangyaodejieguo。
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“啪啪啪！”
jizhangzhishengchuanlai，daduanlezhongshuofenyun。
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xiefurenwenyan，lianshangshanguoyimohuangluanzhise。
“shenme？xiejiuqiongdelinggenbeiwale？”
“haishidazheduzibeiwazoudelinggen？canren！zheitaicanrenle！”
“liulaotaiyeshixingxinvedaiyunfumeicuo，dangnianhaidaoxiejianaoguo，yuanlaijingshiyinweicishi？”
“yongshenhuailiujiadenverhuansanpinlingdan，xiejiahaizhenshibuyaolian，jingrangandechulai！”
“......”
weiguanqunzhonghuafengyizhuan，kaishiduixiejiajijinshengtao。
xiejiuqiongjianci，manyidexiao。
xielinyuandangjiheilelian，shoutengliangengteng，zhangkouxiangyaojieshi，queyoubuzhidaogaicongheshuoqi。
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rujinxiejiamingshengyousunbushuo，haihaidetaxinxinkukuweichiduoniandekuanhourencixingxiangtubengwajie！
duyiniangbeidalegecuoshoubuji，xintengdedoukuaizhixile！
“douzaimenkouchuzhezuoshenme？！haixianbugoudiurenxianyan？！”
xielaofurenzhuzheguaizhang，zaixiarendechanfuxiaganlai，duizhexiejiuqiongjirenhechidao。
“娘。”
“娘。”
xielinyuanheduyiniangzhengbuzhigairuheshouchang，tingdaozheishengyindunjuerumengdashe，ganmangyingleguoqu。
“heng！meiyongdedongxi！lianzijidenverdouguanbuzhu，youdetazaizheierhuyanluanyu！”xielaofurenyiguaizhangqiaozaixielinyuanshenshang，zhuantoukanxiangweiguandezhongren，weiyandedao，“dangnianwazouxiejiuqionglinggen，shilaoshenzuodezhu，pifuwuzuihuaibiqizui，laoshenyeshipatashenhuaijipinlinggenrerenjiyu，wunaizhixiacaichucixiace，meixiangdaojingranrelairuciwuhui。”
“neiliulaotaiyeni？laofurengaibuhuishuo，dangnianliulaotaiyedaoxiejialainaoyeshikongxuelaifengba？”youweiguandequnzhongdangjiyangshengwendao。
“......”xielaofurenwenyan，chenyinleyixiazhoumeidao，“dangchuliulaotaiyequeshixunuoyongsanpinlingdanhuanxiejiayiyunfu，zhishineiyunfubingfeixiejiuqiong，ershijiazhongyigeshenhuailiujiadepufu。”
xielaofurenshuozhe，henhendedenglexiejiuqiongyiyan。
xiejiuqiongjianci，tiaoxindeyixiao，wushengdedao，“meiyongde，laoqianpo！renpingniruhemiaobu，doutulaowugong！”
xielaofurenqidexianxiejuedao，zhizhexiejiuqiongzhanzhanfadou。
“buguanshixiejiuqionghaishipufu，xiejiamingzhiliulaotaiyeshishenmeyangderen，haiyutalangbeiweijian，douqixinkezhu！”
“meicuo！xiejiaheliulaotaiyejiushiyiqiuzhihe！”
“......”
xielaofurenyuemiaoyuehei，weiguanqunzhongyufadeyifentianying。
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yishijian，xiejiakukuweixiduoniandegaogaozaishangshijiaxingxiang，bingshankuijiao，jijikewei！
“噗！”
benyiweikeyiliwankuanglandexielaofuren，meixiangdaonongqiaochengzhuo，qideyikoulaoxuepenchu，yangmiandaodi。
“niang！niangnizenmele！”
“niang！lairen！kuailairena！”
“......”
xielinyuandengrenjianci，dunshidajingshise......