第一章 来,给爷笑一个

diyizhanglai,jiyexiaoyige

zguojincheng,huanggongjiudian。

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……

qingchen,tangmianmianshibeiquanshendesuantonghuanxingde。

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“总裁。”

“mashangchayixiazuowanmianmiandoujinglileshenme。”

……

tangmianmiangangzouchujiudian,shoujibianzhendongleqilai。

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tangwenhaidehuazaiyicijileshanghenleileidetangmianmianyiwandianbaoji。