第3章 说谁是黄脸婆呢?

guanjiayiting,dunshixintengdebudelele,“aiyoxiaoshaoye,shaoyebushishuolebukeyitinimamilema?xiaoshaoyehaohaotinghua,genwoqujianshaoye,haobuhao?”

guanjiayeshixintengxiaoshaoye,tazhidaoxiaoshaoyenianjixiao,zuixuyaoyigemami。

keshiduishaoyelaishuo,xiaoshaoyedemamijiushishaoyedejinjia。

huojingxiaowuheifaliangdeyanmoulishanguoyimojingying,tajueqiangdiyaoleyaoya,“nimendoushihuairen,piaoliangmamineimehao,diediweishenmebuyaopiaoliangmami?”

tidaozijidemami,huojingxiaozhendeshengqile,xiongfudouyiqiyifude。

tamenqididingleguanjiayiyan,qimendidiaotouzoule。

heng,tamenburangtaquzhaomami,neitajiuzhaojihuitoutouliuchuqu,zijichuquzhaomami!

liangfenzhonghou,muhanyannazheliangbeimusinaichahuilaile。

tashuohaodeliangfenzhong,zhendeyimiaozhongdoumeichidao。

keshitahuilaiyikan,xiuxishilinalihaiyouzijiabaobeierdeshenying?

muhanyandunshizhejile,“jingqi?jingqinizainaer?”

lingyibian,mujingqiganggangcongcesuochulai,jiutingdaolezijiamamideshengyin,tadunshixinkouyiti。

zaole,tazaicesuolituoyanshijiantaijiule,mamiyijingzhidaotatoutouliuhuiguole!

talianmangshenshouconghuojunyushouzhongjieguotadedongxi,yiliuyandichaozhemuhanyandefangxiangpaoqule,“xiexieshushu!shushunizhenshigedahaoren,wohaiyoushijiuxianzoulee!shushuzaijian!”

huojunyuyuanyuanwangzhenanhaierdebeiying,chunjiaoqinggou。

zheihaizidebeiying,juranyegentaerzineimexiang?

zheishi,huojunyudeshoujixiangleqilai,tajietongdianhua,zhengshiguanjiadaguolaide。

“shaoye,woyijingjiangxiaoshaoyejiedaoguibinqule,shaoyenindaozheililaijianxiaoshaoyejiukeyi。”

huojunyushouhuilegangcaidexinsi,“hao,wozheijiuguolai。”

xiuxishili,muhanyanzhengxunzhaomujingqizhaodexinji,turan,buyuanchumujingqidadadadikuaipaoleguolai,“mamiwozaizheilini。”

muhanyanniutou,kandaozijiaerzineizhangdaizheyangguangxiaorongdeshuailian,yiketizhedexinmengdiluodi。

talianmangpaoleguoqu,youshimangzhebangtajianchashenshangyoumeiyoushang,youshibangzhebangtacadiaoetoudehanzhu,“nizheihaizi,ganggangpaodaonaliqule?ai?dengdeng,nishenshangzenmehuanleyishenyifua?”

tamingmingjide,ganggangzijiaerzizuozaixiangxiuxishideshihou,shenshangmingmingchuanzheyijianxiaoxizhuanga。

mujingqiguijinglingguaideyanmouliangshanshande,taluchupiaoliangdexiaohuya,“maminijicuoleba?womeiyouhuanyifua?duilemami,nibushishuozheicihuilaishizhuanmentuihundema?haoxiangshijiankuaidaoleye!”

muhanyankanlekanshoubiaoshangdeshijian,laibujiduoxianggangcaideshiqingle。

“yedui,neizanmenxianqudidoudalitang!”

lijingtangneigezhanan,wunianqianganlianshoumujia,haidetashenbaiminglie,congcilunweididouchoumingzhaozhudedaxiaojie,zheicijuranhaiganjitafaxinhunyaoqinghan?

shilijiahemujiaxianduibuqita,jiubuyaoguaitashouxiabuliuqing!

liangxiaoshihou,didoudalitang。

didoudalitangshididouheheyoumingdehaomenlitang,fanshiyouzigelaizheilide,suibiandongdongshouzhijiunengzaididouxianqijingtaohailang,zheilishihaomenshijiadezhuanshujiehunshengdi。

wushuhaomenguibincuyongzaiyiqi,zhuhezhemumanqinghelijingtangzheiduixinren。

“wa!lishaogenmanqinghaizhendeshilangcainvmaoni,zheiyikanjiuxianshalepangrena!”

“jiushijiushi!tingshuolishaozheiciweilenengjimanqingxiaojieyicizhongshennanwangdehunli,tedihualeshijigeyilaijubanzheicihunlini!”

“wa!manqingxiaojiehaopiaolianga,zheibukuishididoudiyidameirena……”

wushumingmenxiaojiedechuipeng,jiangmumanqingchuidepiaopiaoran。

tajiaoroudemianrongdaizhejiaoxiu,“meiyoula,wonayouzheimehaokana?womeimeimuhanyancaishididoudiyidameirencaidui,tadangnianderongmaozhenggedidoukedouyoumugongdudeni……”

tahuagangshuowan,tashenbianxizhuanggelvdelijingtangliansebiannankanleqilai。

taqingqingwozhulemumanqingdeshou,junyidelianshangwenheyouchongni,“manqing,wobuyunxunizheiyangbiandiziji,muhanyanneige**tayepeigennibi?”

xiangdaowunianqianmuhanyanzuodeneixieshiqing,lijingtangdunshijuedexinliexin。

haihaotazaojiuzaimuhanyanhuaiyunzhiqian,jiumanzhemuhanyangenmumanqinggaozaileyiqi,yaoburantadengtazhendegenmuhanyanjiehunle,neitabushibeimuhanyandailelvmaozi?

mingmenxiaojiementandaomuhanyanjiufanwei,“jiushi!muhanyanjiushigebuyaoliande**,zenmenenggenmanqingxiaojiebia?”

“tadangnianneimebuyaoliandigennanrenguihun,haihuaileyenanrendeyezhong,beiganchumujiahoutahaideshenghaizi,meiyoumujiajitajinqianbaoyangshencaiheliandan,kongpataxianzaizaojiubeizhetengchenghuanglianpoleba!”

“hahaha……dangniandedidoudiyidameinv,jingranbianchengangzangdehuanglianpo?guangshixiangxiangjiujuedehaoxiaoa!”

tingzhezhouweirendejifenghechaoxiaosheng,lijingtanghemumanqingdourenbuzhuzhanzhanzixiqilai。

dangnianxishengyigemuhanyan,caiyouletamenxianzaimeihaodehunyin,jianzhitaihuasuan!

zhenggelitangdouhongnaoleqilai,sheizhipianpianjiuzaizheishi,damenwaichuanlainvrenqingliangdeshengyin,

“huanglianpo?nimenshuosheishihuanglianpo?”