“muhanyan！nijianzhifangsi！”lijingtangzhengtuoshufuzijidebaobiao，maikaibuzizhunbeiqufumumanqing，turanganjuejiaohougenbeirenyiban，yegenzheguilexiaqu。
zheiyimuzhijierangxianchangguanzhongjinglengle，quandouyilunfenfenqilai：
“lijiahemujiazheiyetaimeixinyuleba？hahaha，meibenshijiubeidadua！”
“jiushijiushi！shulejuranhaiburenzhang，kanlaizheiliangjiadexinyuhaizhenbuzenmeyanga？yihousheigangenzheiliangjiahezuoa？”
“aiyouyou，ganggangfengcimuhanyandeshihoubushineimexiaozhangma？xianzaidalianleyoubuganlvxingchengnuo，mujiahelijiabuhuilianzheidiandanliangdoumeiyouba，haodiurene~”
“……”
zaizuodedoushishangjiejingying，laicanjiahunlibuguoshishangyeliyibale，xianzaiyoumianfeidexijitamenkan，tamendangranhenbudekangetongkuai。
bijing，sheibuxihuankangaogaozaishangderen，conggaoweishangdiexialaidecanzhuangni！
lifuhemujingtianqideliansezhanghong，xiongqiangbiezhenuhuo，zheilidekedoushishangjiejingying，ruguorangtamenduizijiyinxiangbuhao，kongpayihouzaigongsihezuoshang，huijubunanxing。
zijidemianzigengongsiliyibiqilai，dangranxuanzebaoquanhouzhe。
mujingtianhelifuduishiyiyan，dachenggongshi，yayizhexinzhongdebugankaikoudao，“xingle！buyongnidongshoule！womenzijilai！”
“父亲！”
“老公！”
guizaidishangdelijingtangmumanqing，haiyouyipangdelimuheliushiyayikoutongshengdizuzhidao。
mujingtianlianseheiruguodi，yuqiqueshifenjianding，“shenmeyebuyongshuole，huashimanqingshuochulaile，womenjiudefuze！lijiahemujiabushineizhongduizijidehua，fubuqizerendejiazu！”
shuozhe，taliaoqikutui，dongzuohuanmandiguizaidishang，shuangshouchengzhedimian，youruyizhigouyiyang，huanmandiwangmenkoupaqu。
qishineimeweiwuangyang，dongzuoqueneimehuajidiulian，choutaibilu。
lijingtangjinyaozheyaguan，mumanqingshuangyannushizheimuhanyan，bugandigenzhefuqinmuqin，congdidoudalitanglipalechuqu。
binkemenfenfengenzaitamenshenhou，xiangshikanrenaosidi，yourenzaixiaoyourenzaipaizhao……
“shangjiejingyingxianchangzhibotiandiban？zheibubimeinvzhibolaide**？”
“aiyaya，muzonga，zanmenganggangzaizhishigennikaigewanxiaoa，nizenmehaidangzhenleni，hahaha……”
“tingshuoyiqianhaiyourenyongshetoutuodibanni，muzonghelizongninyaobuyaoshishikan？”
“jiumuzonghelizongzheishuodaozuodaodeyongqi，womenzikuiburua！kandechulaimuzonghelizongshiyanchubixingderen，yihoudajiayoushangyexuyaodedoukeyizhaomuzonghelizonghezuoha！”
“……”
mujingtianhelifutingdemianhongerchi，henbudebamuhanyanshengtunhuobole！
lijingtanghemumanqingshizuihoupachuqude，yinweitaiguodiulian，lijiahemujiaderenlvxianchuquyihou，jiulimashangchetaolilexianchang。
dengliangrenpachuquyihou，lijingtangganjinbamumanqinglaqilai，lanxiayiliangchuzuchejiutaozhiyaoyaole。
chuzucheshang，mumanqingxiufendeyanjiaoguazheleishui，yandishanshuozhehendudeguang，“muhanyanneige**！jintiandechou，woyidingyaotajiabeifenghai！”
jintiankeshitaxinhundaliderizia，shitarenshengzhongzuizhongyaozuixingfuderizi！
muhanyanjingranjitagaochengzheifudexing，tazenmebuqusia！
lijingtanglianseheiruguodi，xiongkouyegenzheyiqiyifu，“nixiangzenmezuo？”
mumanqingshuangmouyinchen，zuijiaogouqiyinhendexiaorong，“heng！tabushiziyiweibangshangyigelebuqidenanren？neiwomen，jiuzaititaanpaigelaonanren！paixiatabeishuideguochengfangdaowangshang，daoshihou，kantahaiyoumeiyoulianzaididouhunxiaqu！”
“hao，jiuanzhaonishuodeban！”lijingtangtingzhetademiaoshu，xinzhongyuyuelebushao，yegenzhexiaoleqilai。
tachengrentadangchuqueshikanshanglemuhanyanneizhangdongrendelian，danshisheihuiyaoyigepolanxieni？
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lingyiliangchuzuchenei，mujingqizhengbaozhebijibendiannaokuaisuqiaodazhejianpan。
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mujingqibenjiuroudududexiaolianqidegenggule，“zheilianggedahuaidan！jingranganjihuashanghaimami！wojuebuhuirangnimenruyuande！”
tajiangshipinbaocunxialai，shuangshouqiaojizhejianpan，diankailegedaxinmeitidewangluoguanwang。
qianpaidechuzuchesijitingzheshenhouchuanlaide，pilipalaqiaojijianpandeshengyin，kunhuodikanxianglehoushijing。
zheiniantou，lianyigewusuidexiaohaizidouhuiwanpingbandiannaole，tajingranlianzhinengshoujidoubutaihuiyong，shizaishiyouxieluowu。
buguo，zijijintianyesuanshizoulegoushiyun，laleyigenianqingpiaoliang、naozibutaihaodeguniang，jingranrengjitayizhangshiwanyuandezhipiao，shuoyaozutadeche。
xiangdaozheili，taxinqingyuyuedidakaileguangbo，yulepindao，shitazuiaitingde。
zhishi，xiangqilaidequebushitashuxideboyinyuandeshengyin，eryinanyinv，jiaotandeshengyin。
“xxxneige**！jintiandechou，woyidingyaotajiabeifenghai！”
“你想怎么做？”
“heng！tabushiziyiweibangshangyigelebuqidenanren？neiwomen，jiuzaititaanpaigelaonanren！paixiatabeishuideguochengfangdaowangshang，daoshihou，kantahaiyoumeiyoulianzaididouhunxiaqu！”
“……”
chuzuchesiji：？？？？
**！weimaojintiandeguangbozheime**！
erzaitadeshenhou，mujingqideneitaiteshudingzhidexiaochicunbijibenshang，jindutiaozhengzaifengkuangdejinxing。
guangbolisuobofangdeneirong，yiputongchengxuyuanwufadidangdesudu，xijuanlezhenggedidoudeyuletoutiao。
“laoda，womendefanghuoqiangbeigongpo，zhanghaobeidao，gangcaikandao，weiboshangyijingfachuleyitiaoshipin。”
“易火传媒沦陷！”
“今日热榜沦陷！”
“微博头条沦陷！”
gegexinmeitifenfenshangbaozongbu，meiyigeren，douduizheigeheikeyidianbanfayemeiyou，zhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhetafabuwanlesuoyoushipin。
erzheitiaoshipinneirong，yeshunjianbeidingshanglesuoyouxinmeitiwangzhanheshoujiduandetoutiao，wangyoumenzhenjingle：
“yi？zheiluyinlideshengyinzenmeneimeshuxia？zheihaoxiangshilijingtanghemumanqingdeshengyinba？”
“wodetianya！meixiangdaolijingtanghemumanqingshizheiyangderen！”
“yongyigenvhaizidezhenjielaixiefen，taibushidongxileba！”
“mumanqingzijiyeshinvhaiziya，zenmexiangdechuzheimedaidudezhaoshu？yebuzhidaotamenshuodeshishei，xintengneigenvhaizi！”
yishunjian，wangshangqunqingjifen，dajiafenfenweishipinzhongtidaodeshouhaizhetaofalijingtanghemumanqing。
lijingtanghemumanqingshenzhilaibujituoxiashenshangdelifu，jiuxianxinghuilemujia。
mumanqinggangyituimenzoujinqu，yingmianerlaideyigebazhang，batazhijieshandaoledishang。