第1章 一场变相相亲

shuoshijiayan,quebianchengxiangqinyan,luoxifenranlixi。

zoulangshang,luoxijiaobudiediezhuangzhuang,dafubianbiandewangzongzhuishanglai,xiaomimidao,“shushushuodezheimenqinshiwohenmanyi,zhiyaoluoxixiaojiediantoutongyi,womenkeyiniandijiujiehun。”

“duibuqi,wobuxiangjiehun,qingbiezaigenzhewo!”

luoxiqiangrenzhexindidenanguoheyanlei,tadefuqinjingranxiangbatajiajiyanqianzheigeyoufeiyouchoudekanqilainengdangtadiedelaonanren,fuqinyouaiguotazheigenverma?

tadexinlikongpazhiyoujimuhejijieleba!

cikenanrenhuranluchulise,yibajiuzhuta,“zhuangshenmezhuang?buyaojilianbuyaolian,nandaonibuzhidaonifuqinyijingbanisongjilewo?”

“怎么可能?”

“wojinimenluojiatouzilebaqianwan,tiaojianjiushini。”wangzongchiguoguoshuochushiqing。

“……”luoxixiaolianshunjianbiandecanbai,xinkouyetengdekuaiyaozhixi,nanyizhixin,fuqinjingranyongtahuanlebaqianwandetouzi,batadangchengliwusongjilaonanren?

不!

tabuyaozheiyangdeanpai,tacaigangman18sui,juebuyaogenzhezheiyangyigelaonanren,huilezijideyisheng。

wangzongsexiangbilu,“niyiweininengtaodele?nihedeneibeishuiliwozaojiurangrendongleshoujiao。”

nanguaitajuedehunshendoubuduijing,yuanlaishishuiyouwenti!

jiuchanjian,luoxikanjianzoulanglizoulaiyidaogaodatingbadeshenying,jihuxiangshizhuazhujiumingdaocaoyiban,shuaikaiwangzong,pujinnanrendehuaili,louzhunanrenjingzhaideyaoshen,“qinaide,nizenmecailai?kuaidaiwolikaizheili。”

mianselengkujieaodenanrenditoukanzhehuaizhongdenvhai,youshendelengmouyousaoleyiyanpangbiandewangzong,dagaiyijingcaichushishenmeqingkuang。

wangzongbuganxindaozuideyazifeile,jinggaonanren,“buyaoduoguanxianshi,tashiwoxiankanshangde。”

“滚!”

nanrenchenlengdehechiyisheng,shengyinweixiansheren,lingrendanhan。

dangzhewangzongdemian,tadakaifangmen,baluoxidaijinfangjian,wangzongyaoguolaitaoyaoluoxi,danshisizhouqueturanchuxianjigeheiyibaobiao,gegexiongshenesha。

fangjianlishehuaerjingmi,huojinghanganggangchushoujiulezheigeguniang,dancikequebeitabaozhebusong,shuaiyeshuaibukai,takanqilaimimihuhu,mingjingdexiaolianzaitashenshangcengzhe。

“xiaoyatou,zhibuzhizheiyangzuoyouduoweixian,ng?”

“shushu,jiujiuwo……”

luoxinaoziyunyunchenchen,genbenbuzhidaozijizaizuoshenme。

ganggangqinaide,xianzaiyoushushu?

他有那么老?

huojinghannianqingjunmeidelianpangshangluchujiliyinrendebiaoqing,etoushangtuqideqingjinhehanshuidoudaibiaoshengbingzhongdetazhuangtaihenbuhao。

bingliangdexiaoshouchupengdaonanrenguntangdeetou,xiayimiao,huojinghankouzhutadeshouwan,anyadesangyindao,“nibushiyinger,buyaopengwo,ganjinzoukai!”

“叔叔……”

luoxijihumeiyoujinanrenzaikaikoudeshijian,zhudongpanshangta,qingseershengshu。

wenredeqixihunhezheqingdandexuelongdandexiangqi,qinrubitou。

taguanbulele,yuqibeiwangzongneiyangdelaonanrenzaota,burubianyijiyanqiandenanren。

lingluandeqingchen,hunshentongdekuaiyaosanjiadeluoxi,bugankanbeihoudenanren,shiqibeisipodeyifu,huangluandechuanshang,duomenertao。

一切都完了!

zuowantashiqulezuibaoguidedongxi……

luoxidexinhaotong,zaiyekongzhibuzhuzijideyanlei,henxiangzhidao,tazenmehuiyouneiyangdefuqin?

qiangchengzhexufudejiaobuhuidaojiali,gangdaoketingmenkou,jiukanjianjijieluoyurouzuozainanyouchushaolingdehuaili,liangrenzitaijiqiqinmi。

“shaolingge,nishizhendeaiwo,yaobaluoxishuailema?”luoyuroudeshengyinfadia,shinanrentinglegutoudouhuisu。

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