yiliangheisedidiaodelaosilaisihuanyingchesubaochiwushiwumaixingshi，haoba，laosilaisibingbudidiao。
erwomendezhujiao，douyuzhengzuozaizheilianggaodiaodechezili，huijia，tazhenzhengdejia。
yigejudadezhuangyuan，takandaole，chaojichaojida，kanbudaobianyuandeneizhong！
tapangbianshiweichuanzhedabanjijushuxiangmendiqixidenvshi，buzhuanyedemuce，buchaoguosanshisui。
dangranruguochaoguole，neitameimuceguo，tadoushuoletabuzhuanye。
kongqiningzhi，gangadedouyinghenbudenachuwuniangaokaosannianmonihenhenchongxing。
xitong：zheigezhendebukeyiyou，biebazijiwansile。
“yuyu，nidesangegegemianlengxinre，jiejiewenroudafang，douhenhaoxiangchu，buyaopa。”
“shiyingxuyaoshijian，youshenmexiangyaodehemamashuo，mamahuimanzuni。”
“xie……xiexie，mama。”
yuanliangtashizaiyouxieshuobuchulaizheijuhua，haomoshenghaomosheng。
takeyiyingjima，yixiazitiaodaochedingshangquzuozhehuibuhuigengshuangyidian。
zhishaobeifengchuichui，hainengchuisanbushaogangaqi。
biewentaweishenmexianzaijiuxingdoule，doujiazaizhaodaotadeshihoujiulisuobatahukouqianqudoujiale。
shunbianjitaqulegemingzi，mingzibumingzidewusuowei，budanwuchihe。
chezijiansu，zhuangyuanmenkoudejingweifangxing，wenwentingzaiyidongbieshuqian。
“lailelaile，haojinzhanghaojinzhang。”
“宿主别怕。”
“zenmebanrenyuejinzhangyuexianglashi，wokebukeyijinqujiazhuangzijibiebuzhule，jincesuoliduoyiduoa。”
xitongmeiyoushiti，douyuganshoudaotadeweixiao。
“呼，没事，呼。”
ruobushijiaobubujinbumandegenzhetamuqin，xitongzhenyiweitajinzhang。
sidongxi，chadianbeitapianguoqu，mingmingtajianguoneimeduodachangmianle，zenmekenengzhishijiangeputongdeyouqianrenjiuhuijinzhang。
hu，zhenshizijijizijiyali。
menbeidakai，rumudeshiyigezhuangshidejinbihuihuangdeketing。
zhenpishafashangzuozheqizhitianjingwenroudinvhai，yinggaijiushinvzhudouyingle。
tadezhangxiangbujubeigongjixing，fanershifeichangshufudeyizhongjingyanmei，yuekanyuehaokandeneizhong。
“wo＊，xitong，tahaomei，wokandaoxiannvle。”
xitong：haihaowohexiedekuai，buranzheiduanmeifabo。
“yingying，zheijiushi**mei，yuyu，nimenliaozhe，woyaoyuehaolehepengyouyiqicuomajiang，jiuburaonimenle。”
“nimenlianggetonglingdenvhaiziyinggaibigenwoyouhuatiyidian……”
shengyinjianyuan，douyingmuguangnianhuhude，doukuailasile。
tabushishebudedoumu，shizhendejuedeganga！
shafashangzuozhedeshinvzhuai，wanyitafayanbudangbeinvzhuguanghuanchuangsizenmeban！
douyujiujieyaobuyaoxianziwojieshao，toumiaoleyiyandouying，faxiantazhengzaiyanhanwenroudekanta。
niantoutingzhi，jinjuliguancha，tazhendehaomeihaomei。
shitawufaxingrongdemeizongzhitajiushishifennenggaitedao，juele。
douyingcongrongbupodezhanqishenlai，zoudaodouyudepangbian，wenroudiduitashuodao。
“nihao，meimei，hengaoxingrenshini，baoqianwo……”
“nihaonihaonihaonihao，nihaopiaolianga，jiejie。”
douyubajiejiejiaodeyouyidiansajiaodeyiwei，weiyingouqi，naodedouyingerjianhonghongde。
batazuiliyaodaoqiandehuajiyingshengshengsailehuiqu，kanlaitademeimeihaoxiangbingbujijiaozheixie。
meimeizhangdehaopiaoliang，haoxiangyigexiaodangao。
“juqingli，zhenqianjinbeijiehuijiazheiyitian，neigeweihunfuguolaijiaoshangjiaqianjinzhunbeiqukanyanchanghui，meixiangdaokandaoyilianshoushangdejiaqianjin。”
“weihunfuduisuweimoumiandezhenqianjinbingbuganxingqu，kandaotadeairenbeiqifujiushibuyunxu。”
“jiashangkandaozhenqianjindetantuqizhi，haiyouneixiaozhangbahu，yinweidujidaozhimianbujirouningzaiyiqideyangzi，gengjiaxinshengyanfan。”
“zheiyeshishizhenqianjinchuguozuizhongyaodeyigerenwu，yuanwenli，zhenqianjinchuguo，tameishaochuli。”
“zhenqianjinkandaoweihunfujiubeitashenshangdeqizhiheshuaiqidelianxiyinle，danshitafaxiantademuguangzongshishibushidekanxiangjiaqianjin。”
“xinliduijiaqianjindedujigengshen，hedoumudanaoyichang，zuizhongyidoumujileyizhangjinkajieshu。”
“jinijieshaoyixiadoujiafumuheweihunfudegerenjianjieba，doufumingweidouxianjin，doumumingweiyanzhuge。”
“doujiashizguonaizhizhenggeyzhouzuidadejiazu，yeshizuifuyoudejiazu，zaizhenggediqiudoushishuyishuerdecunzai，shiliheyuanzaimguodeyujiabushangxiangxia，yanzhugezeshizguokaiguomingjiangdesunnv。”
“neigezixiaoyudoujiadingwawaqindeweihunfu，mingweiyuwenzhou，zhujiazaozaidongdangshiqijujiabanqianquwangmguo。”
“zhiliuleyixiaobufenxinfuzaizguo，suiranjinxienianfazhanzaizguoburudoujia，danshiyujiazaimguoshifenyoudiwei，shuyishuerdeneizhong。”
“eduile，qishishulinvzhudouyingbushibaomudeqinnverershiyguohuangshidegongzhu。”
douyu：haohaohao，zheimewanshiba，youshimajiayoushiniubaijiatingbeijing，hezhejiutashenmedoubupeibei。
peipeipei，bushi，yuanwenzhenqianjin，bushita。
tucaoguitucao，tagenbenbuxiangyuannvzhuneibankanbuqingshishi。
wusuoweinvzhushigongzhuhaishinvwang，duitahaodeyilvbeihuafenchenghaoren，fanzhizeshihuairen。
xianzaizuiyinggaidanxindeshi，shuzhongnanzhuyuwenzhoujiuyaoguolaile，xiwangbuyaojitaxiamawei。
mataigao，takonggaoa（zhanyin）。
“潆潆。”
dichendenanxingsangyindaraolianggenvhaiziyukuaidejiaotan，poshilianggerendoutaitoukanxiangta。
douyingjiandaolairen，zhanqishenlai，mianshangdaizhexiaoxiangtajieshaodouyu。
nanfangweiweihanshou，zhiyikaileyishundemuguangjiuyoudingzhedouyingdelianjia。
taxiaoqilaijuranhaiyoujiuwo，weishenmemianduitadeshihoumeiyouxiaodezheimetianguo。
吃醋生气。
muguangyoukanxiangdouyu，zhangdemeishenmeliangdian，burudouyingpiaoliangduole。
haishitadeqinqinbaobaohaokan。
“kanakana，nanzhukannvzhudeyanshenhaochongnihaowenrou，takuaixihuansitaleba。”
“haishizheizhongzhengtongdeguanpeihaoke。”
douyugangdawanzhaohujiutingdaoxitongxingfudaojueguoqudeshengyin，zhadetanaodaiyizhenyizhendeteng。
yushihu，tahaobuyouyuyongshizhichuolechuodouyingdegebo。
“jiejie，nidezhuyiyidian，mianqiandenanrenhaoxiangxihuanni。”
yuanbentingdao“zhuyi”lianggezideshihoudouyinghaijinzhangleyixia，jiezhetadehuabatadouxiao。
xinlizhengseqilai，tayizhizhidaoyuwenzhouxihuanta，tameicidouzhuangsha，hetabaochiyidingjuli。
bujinshitabushizhenqianjin，hetadingwawaqinderenbushita。
haiyinweitabuquedingtadaodiyouduoxihuanta，zaitayanlixihuanheaishibuxiangtongde。
“好，我知道了~”
tacoujindouyuerbian，qixipensazaierkuoshang，youdianre。
kanliangrendemoyang，yuwenzhouxinliyouyizhongbuhaodeyugan，zongjuedeyihouyaozaidouyushenshangchidakui。
limakaikoubadouyingdemuguangxiyinguolai，shengyinhaishiwenroudichen，buguozixitingyouyidiansuanwei。
“yingying，bushishuohaowomenyaoyiqiqukanhuolehenjiudegeshoukaideyanchanghuima，xianzaizoubuzou？”
zheixiaozishengpashuohuashuowanlejiuzhengbuguodouyule。
窦隅：抢风头人格。