“shayaonie，zhuyaotai！”
yizhenliaoliangdehuhan，zhendongtianji。
shacheng，mantianxiemeilixiao，molonghunyingzhuandong，tiankongzhongmimanzheyigusushazhiqi，rutongmorizhengzhao，longzhaozhezhengzuocheng。
cishi，luojiamenqian，yijingbeigeluqiangzhebaoweileqilai。
tamenzhisuoyichuxianzaizheili，shiweileluojiafurenneihuaitaishinianjijiangyaochushidehaizi。
“luojiazhu，weiletianxiacangsheng，qingnidayimieqin，mieleyaotai。”yimingxiushizhanlechulai，lianshangxiemanlezhengyilianggezi。
“fangpi！！”luozhennanbaoheyisheng，tingbadeshenqu，sanfazhebirendeweishi，neimanlianluosaihu，rangcuguangdetakanqilaibixiongshouhaiyaomeng。
“buguanwodefurendanxiadeshifouyaonie，neidoushiwoluozhennandebaobeihaizi。”
huayinluoxia，tanachuyibajiuhuangangdao，weishiwupidizhizhezhongduoxiushi，shengruhongzhong。
“sheigandongwohaizi，shawushe！”
zhongrendexinshenyizhan，doubeiluozhennandeqishijizhenzhule。
tamenxiangbudao，luozhennanweileyigehaimeichushidehaizi，danganhezhenggexiuzhenjieweidi。
轰隆！
cishi，tiankongzhongdeyixiang，yuefakongbu。
guimeixiongli，molongbadao，neiyiguchenzhongdeweiya，fangfoyaojiangzhenggeshachengjiyanmai。
“zhuwei，yaotaijijiangdansheng，weiletianxiacangsheng，haiyouhanwei**，womenbixushangle！！”
zhongduoxiushiyueyueyushi，jijiangchongxiangluojia。
是谁这么吵？
hundunzhong，luoqingyinghuanhuandizhengkaishuangmou。
dangtakanqingchuzhouweideyiqie，zhenggerendoushale！
ruguotameicaicuodehua，zijizhengzaiyigenvrendezigongli。
yejiushishuo，taxianzaishiyigehaimeichushengdeyinger！
我勒个乖乖！
要不要这么搞笑？！
tabujiushiyinweiwuliaohezijidefenshendajia，yibuxiaoxinbeineizhanghezijiyiyangdelianmeidaoshishen。
jieguo，fenshenbujiangwude，yidaopixialai，tajiusile……
yuanyiwei，yitazhongzhoudiyishennvdeshili，bidingkeyizhongsuroushen，huifuruchu。
keweishenme，xianzaizhijiezhuanshizhongshengle？
“不好！”
huran，luoqingyingxinshenyijin，lianmangzhuandongshennian。
dangtakanqingchuzhongshengdeyangzi，bujinsonglekouqi。“zeze，haihaozheiyishiyeshigemeirenpeizi，suiranbibushangzhiqiande，danyecouhela。”
ruguozhendezhongshengchengyigechoubaguai，weilehanweiyangoudezunyan，luoqingyinghuihaobuyouyudinaqiqidailesiziji。
“yi，neigemanlianluosaihudenanren……shishei？”
zheishi，luoqingyingtouguoshennian，guanchawaibiandeqingkuang。
henkuai，tabiankandaoneigeyifudangguanwanfumokai，baqiceloudenanren。
nandaozheishitazheiyishidelaodie？
“jinrizongsi，woluozhennan，yeyaohutamenniangliangzhouquan！”
mianduilaishixiongxiongdezhongren，luozhennanhaobuweiju，hunshenbaqilinran，weishiwupi。
“woqu！haizhenshiwodie！”
luoqingyingzhalezhaxiaoyanjing，jinguanzheigenanrenzhangdeyouxiecucao，zuoweiyangoudeta，neixinshixianqide。
danshi，kanzaitazheifenhuduzidexinyishang，yejiumianmianqiangqiangjieshoule
chulewaibiandadehuore，luojiazheibiandeqingkuangyeshifenjiaozhuo。
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kanqingxing，litachushi，haiyouyihuier。
luoqingyingnulenuxiaozui，yebuzheji，qiaoqiliangzhixiaojiaoya，yaozainiangtailimiankandiedieruhedashasifang。
“杀！”
luozhennanbaoheyisheng，manliansushazhise，shouzhuajiuhuandadao，shenshangdeyiwulieliezuoxiang，xiongmengdiyingleguoqu。
qianjunyifazhiji，yidaoxiaguangpokaitiankongzhongdewuyun，zhaoshedadi。
zhongrenweiweiyizheng，doubujintinglexialai，suijizhengdayanjingkanzhezheiyiyibian。
tiankongzhongdeguimei，molong，tongtongbeixiaguangqusan，querdaizhi，shiqicaixiangyun，haiyouxianheqiming，rutongxianrenxiafanyiban。
luozhennantongyangbeiyanqiandeyimuzhenhanle。
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beihoudejiugejinlun，huanhuanzhuandong，sanfachuyiguzhuangzhongshenmideqiangdaqixi。
“shixianren，xianrenyidingshilaishouleneiyaotaide！”
renqunzhong，buzhisheihanleyisheng，zhongrenfenfenguilexialai，wangzheneidaoshengjiedeshenying。
danshi，meidangtamentaimou，douhuibeixianrenmeixinjiandeyiduolianxinyinjitouchulaidejinguangcitongshuangyan。
tamenmeiyouzige，yiduxianrenzunrong。
“嘤~~”
jiuzaizheishi，luojiachuanlaiyizhenqingcuideyingti。
luozhennandeshuangmouyiliang，mianlujingxizhise，gaohudao：“wodehaizi，zhongyuchushengle！”
tingdaozheishengyingti，zhongrenxinshenfajin，tamenzhongjiushimeibanfazuzhiyaotaidansheng。
raner，budengtamenhuiguoshenlai，bankongzhongdexianrenqueshizhijiefeiruluojia。
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“夫人！！”
dangluozhennanchongjinfangjiandeyike，biankanjianzhoushenhuanraozhejinguangdexianrenhetafurenhuaizhongdeyingersimuxiangdui。
jinguantakanbuqingxianrenderongmao，danzhijuegaosuziji，xianrenduitadehaizimeiyoueyi。
cishi，luoqingyingzhazhexiaoyanjing，lingdongdikanzhezheigejinguanghuanraodexianren。
tacongzheigexianrendeshenshang，ganjuedaoyigushuxideqixi，rangzijimomingdianxin。
huran，xianrentaiqiyigenshouzhi，dianzaileluoqingyingdeetoushang。
tongshi，yigeqingleng，konglingdeshengyin，congluojiachuanchu，xiangchezhenggeshacheng。
“congjinwanghou，nidemingzibianjiaoluoqingying。”
luoqingyingdeshenseyibian，lianmanghuiwuzhezhinendexiaoshou，xiangyaoxunwenxianrenshibushirenshita？
burandehua，youzenmehuijitaqizheigemingzi？
danshi，haizaiqiangbaozhongdeta，zhinengfachuyiyiyayadeshengyin，genbenjiuwenbuchulai。
“liunianhou，jingxianyishi，wujiangzailin，jietahuixiangong。”xianrendeshengyin，shineimekongling，qinrenxinpi。
budengbaisusuzaiciganji，xianrendeshenyingbianjianjianyinqu，jierxiaoshibujian。
“furen，gangcaide……shizhendema？”luozhennanfanyingguolai，yilianmangrandikanzheqizibaisusu。
“shizhende！”baisusuweiweiyixiao，lveweicangbaidelianshang，daizheyisimuxingdeguangmang。
takanzhehuaizhongdeluoqingying，wenroudishuodao：“womendehaizi，gangcaibeishangxiancifule。”
“tabushiyaotai，gengbushiyaonie！”