tianyimosuishubuda，biyezhengshigongzuoyinian，gongzuojingyanqueyouwunianyishang(gaozhongdaxuejianzhi)，suoyiyibiyejiuzaizhichanghundefengshengshuiqi，jianrenshuorenhua，jianguishuoguihua，yidianyemeiyoushuitubufu。
suiranhaishihuayiyangdenianji，kenaibuzhuguonianhuijiajiubeirendingshang，jiaruxiangqindedachao，buranxiandebuhequn，tabamazaicunliyebuhaohun，zheigeniandai，tebieshinongcun，nvhaizitaiquele!
“momo，mingtianwomenyidazaoquyiyuankanshupo，zhongwuhuizaodianhuilai，jialiyoukerenguolainijiedaiyixia，zaofanzaiguoli，buyaowangjichi，zaodianqichuang，biezhengtianlaichuangshang，rangrenkanxiaohua，xiawuyougeshangmenxiangqinde，nihaohaodaochiyixia，suiranbuyongzenmedaochijiuhenhaokanle，keyeyaozunzhongyixiaduifang，zheixuexiayitianle，yebuzhidaoluhaobuhaozou，taba，yaobuwomengaitianzaiqu……”
didigugudeshengyinmanmanxiaoshizaierbian，beiwolizuanchuyigepengtougoumiandeguniang，toufazhezhudabangelian，keluchulaibeishoujidengguangzhaoliangdebufen，xiangboleqiaodejidanyiyang***，tanachuchuangtoudeshoujijiesuoyemiankanleyixia。
danianchusanwanshang8dian46fen，yejiuzheijitiannenglaichuang，mingtianzailaiyixiashishi，laomuqinderennaiyijingdaolejixian，babaimidadaojueduishuzaitanaohou。
zhongxinzuanjinbeiwo，yebuguanyoumeiyourenting，beiwolichuanchuchenmendeshengyin：“zhidaolezhidaole。”
接着睡。
diertian9dianzaozaodeqichuang，tianyimoyanjiaohaiguazheyanshi，mizheyanjingkanweixin，zuilidiaozheyashua，zuibiandoushibaimo。
momo，nishilinaoxianderenba，jinniangongsizuidadekehujiangshidexiaojiangzongzainilaojiadeluyingjidiluying，daxuefengshandimiandahua，buhaochushanmeiyouwuzi，wobanijiadizhijitale，haohaojiedaiyixia!!!
小江总?
哪位?
zheiguitianqihailuying，youbingba!
kanlexiachuanghuwaimian，yinzhuangsuguo，yizuoshanjiezheyizuoshan，lianmianqifu，renbuzhulonglelongzijishenshangdeshanhurongsancengjiamianjiahoushuiyi，tazhenshigedongshenghuodehaobaobao，jialidun。
luyingjidizaishandeneiyibian，talaojiadongtianzheiwendu，zailingdushangxiafudong，dimianhenrongyijiebingdahua，zaijiashangjinniandejiduantianqi，lengkongqinanxia，buzhidaoshenmeshihounenghuifudaolu，yebuzhidaobamashizenmequxianshangde。
zhaorenshibukenengzhaorende，danyaoshirenzhaodaozijiadedizhi，haishikeyimianqianganpaigefangjian，zhanshiyixialinaoxianjumindedaikezhidao。
wojiatiaojianbushihenhao，kenenghuidaimanjiangzong
tianyimotongxuechayanchayu，zhenbushiketao，guonianfangjiahaiyaorangtaweigongsifuwu，buxuyaofuchudianshenmema?
haohaojiedai，jinijiagongzi，fajiangjin
xinxihuifudehenkuai，takanzhezheijigewenzi，xiaodegengecangshuyiyang，sheinenggenqianguobuquni!
fangxin，xiaojiangzongguolai，wojiadangshangbinjiedai
tianyimozheihuahaishiwanlewenziyouxi，zaicishenming，xiaojiangzongzijiguolai，kebushitaqujiee!
“momo，xialaidoudizhu，sanqueyi。”
“laile，”tianyimohuluandemolexiahufupin，shoumangjiaoluandehuanletaoyifu，chuanshangxiaopixuebadabadadexialouzhaoxiaojiemeiwan。
nianqingjiushihao，buyonghuazhuangyeshigeqiaojiaren。
chutaiyangle，xiaozhuozibaidaowuyanxia，pangbianlalegendianxian，weiluzhucha，renshouyigereshuidai，guazihuashengkeqilai，yinlefangqilai，gediaogaoqilai。
tamenbuwanqian，wandejiushiyigexingzhi，pangbiancaihaolezhitiao，haiyouyiwanyongmianfenjiaoheqilaidejianghu，zhudadejiushiyuanshengtai。
“hahaha，wangzha，shuangkou!”tianyimodisanciying，jidongdenaqizhitiaojishudelianggerenhushang，meigerenlianshangdoutielejizhang，kanzhehenshihuaji。
“dekuitianshenzibuzai，burankanwomentiezheibaitiaozi，deshuowomenbujili，”momodeduimianzuozhedeshizijidedadang，linjuxiaoyan，bitadaliangsui，weihun，danshen，“duile，tingshuonijintianyaoxiangqin?nalirena?”
sangerendeyanlichongmanlexixue，zheigeniandaihaiyoububaguaderenma?
答案就是：没有!
“buzhidao，”tianyimobuzenmefangzaixinshang，“woxiaoyijieshaode，shuonanhaiziyimibabudaodian，zhangdehaikeyi，gongzuowending，renlaoshi，zheiguitianqiyebuzhijintiannengbunengkandaoren。”
tazheiyangzi，zijifenmingyeyueyueyushi，duirenbuzaiyi，zhuyaoshiyaoganshouyixiaxiangqindefenwei，duiyuweizhizongyoutansuodeyuwang。
“zheijieshaoyitingjiubukaopu，yimibabudao，sheihaimeigeyimiliule，shajiaozhangdehaikeyi，sheibushiyoubiziyouyande，gongzuowendingshishayisi，gongzididehenwending?renlaoshidaodishishenmebaoyici?woyizhijuedeshibianyici，shuomingmeishakekuadele!”
“xiaoyanjiegaojian!youyueli!”
“duoxiangkanjige，nijiuzhidaozheixieshuomeiderenyouduobukaopule，”xiaoyanyadishengyin，shengpabeirentinglequ。
tianyimodiandiantou：“wojiuhunongyixia，dafayixiaqinqi，ganshouyixiazheizhongqifen，buranhuiqushangbangentongshimeiyougongtongyuyan。”
xiaoyanyaoyaotou，haishinianqinga，zongyaojingliyixieqipacaizhidaoshajiaogoupigaoyao，ziyiweishi。
jixuyouxi，tianyimorenzhendelipai，meiyoukandaoyuanchudeshenyingjianjianminglang。
jiangdukanzheyanqiandeliangcengjianzhu，haisuanganjingzhengjie。
tagaodeshijishu，buxihuangenrenjiechu，benlaijinshanjiushiweileguonianduoqingjing，sheizhidaoyudaonanfangjishinianyiyudedaxueshuangdong，weilehuomingyezhinengzouchuzijideshushiquan，zheizhongyeshengluyingdimeiyourenjingyingguanli，bieshuowuzile，zhefengdangyudedifangdoumeiyou。
rangzhulizhaofujindejiudianminsu，juranjiletayigexiamianhezuoshangzhiyuandejiatingzhuzhi……
算了，首先是活着。
“haha，youwangzha，woyouyingle，”tianyimozhanqishen，chuanzhexiaopixuededazhangtuicaizaizijigangcaizuodezhuyishang，lianshangzhitiaofeiwu，zenyigefangdangbujiaiziyou。
“wasaiwasai，zheiyetaiwasaileba!”zuozaitianyimoqianmiandexiaoyanjiejiezhangzhezuibashenzhangbozikanxiangtashenhou，jiangpangbianliangrendezhuyilidoulaleguoqu，xiayikesanrenqishuashuadezhangzhezuiba，jiuchajiuhalazile。
什么玩意!
tianyimozhengxianghuitoukan，xiaoyanjiejiaozhuleta：“zheigeyouyimiba，zhangdezhenkeyi，gongzuowenbuwendingbuzhidao，jialiyouqian，yifudoushidapai，zheirenzaijiashanglaoshijiutaiokle。”
zheiyihuilaoshishibaoyici。
“哪个是田苡墨?”
erbianchuanlaidichenfuyoucixingdeshengyin，tianyimohuitouyikan。
ouyou，zheirenhurancoujinheletayitian，kanzheliansechaledian，cuzhemeitouyiliandeyinyu，keshitagaoa，youbaiyougao，diyiyanjiurangrenjuedeganjing，touche，zaijiashangwuguanshensui，zenmeyegenchoudabushangguanxi。
zheizhonghuosexianzaidouzaixiangqinshichangliudong，nvhaizimen，nimendeyanguangshiyouduogaoa!taanchuochuodexiang。
zuibachaoshangchuileyixiazhezhuyanjingdezhitiao：“yigerenlaide，bucuo，bushimabaonan，zhangdefuhewodeshenmei，jinwutantan，heshizanliangjiutantan?”
zheishuohuadeyudiao，huoxianggeerliuzi，tianmamayaoshizai，jueduidadaosihou。
jiangducuzhemeitou，zheinvrenshizhidaotadeshenfenxiangyaoyinqitadezhuyi!
“我是江渡!”
“jiangdu，haomingzi，”tianyimosuikouyinghe，xiangzhejiangrendaijinwufangbianjiaotan，xiayikenaohaishenchubengchuleshenmedongxi。
姓江!
江渡!
小江总!
霸道总裁!
加工资!
发奖金!
毛爷爷!
“jinzhubaba!”tabuguonaozidetuokouerchu。
shenmedongxi，tamendeerduochuxianlewentima?sangexiaojiemeishoudaojingheyiyangdetaitoukanta。
“bushibushibushi，”mannaoziderenminbi，genqianyiguagou，tianyimodezuihuranjiupiaole，“woshuodeshi，jiafangbaba!”
好像也不对!