第一章我怕疼
zongcaizhumajujuegenwoshengwayihou，woyinuzhixiachengweihaidenver，bingchengzheguangsawang，duoyangyudezhuanyelinian。
wobaitianliaolelinjiagege，wanshangmoleshixiongdefuji，houtianpaoquhexiaobabuzuibugui。
cishanwanyanshangyixiangbeiyuweigaolingzhihuadesonghuaiqingjujuelesuoyounvrendedashanhenanrendejiubei。
talengyansaoshiyiqie，kandaowozhengzainanrenduilitanxiaofengsheng，biandandanshuodao：「buhaoyisi，wojiejiule，zhengzaibeiyunzhong，buyiduohejiu。」
tashuowanzheihuajiuzoudaowoshenbian，bawolanruhuaizhong，shifenqinmidishuo：「nishuoshiba？laopo？」
jiuming，zheishishenmeqingkuang？gangganghaizaihetasiduitouansongqiubo，wohuibuhuihuijiajiubeilingchichusi！！！
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woshijiwanqianchongaidewangjiadaxiaojie，yeshimodoumingyuanquanchulemingdelaoguniang，daoxianzaiyemeiyourenhefengshengtiqiwotanlianaizheishier。
suiranwoshiyizhihua，nianfangershiba，danyijiushigemutaiolohua。
xiangqindechangmianquleyiciyouyici，laijieshaodeshushuayimendoukuaiyaobawojiacaopingcailanle，woyeyijiushigeguguadanshengou，bierenhaoshuodaishuo，wojiushibuyuanyijiaren。
songqingqingtingdaozheijianshiqingwanfenxinxi，jingchanglaiwojiahewoyiqichuquhuchihaisai，youxirenjian。
zaihezuizhishitacengjingwenguowoyijuhua：「tiechui，nikanguxiangdebaihehuayoukaile。」
wozhijiebatabaladaoyibianerqu，「shenmebaihebubaihede，nayouxiaomaiguozhieryizuijieqianchou，xingle，biehaole，bujiushigexiaonanrenma？nikanjieyizhidanzheyebuhaohaohuozhenima？」
「ni......nizhenshitongshawoxin，yidianerdoubujiefengqing，nizheibeizinengzhaodaonagenandeyaoniya？」
neiwoyemeibanfaya，xiaodeshihoujialirenbaworengdaodongbeidailegejinian，huilaiyihouwozheichongmandachaziweidaodekouyinyizhidoubaichebuhuilai。
neixiegeqingniancaijunyekanbushangwozheimanzuicheguluhua，woyeshibuxiangqukantamenyandilineixieduiyuwojiaqiancaideyuwang，suoyiyebuxianghetamenyouguoduojiuchan。
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woshifenmimang，yebuzhidaotayouchongsheifazheimedadehuoqi，zheirangbaobiaoququanzilidating，zheicaizhidaoyuanlaidajiadoushangchuanwomenzheilianggelaoguniangguanxibuyiban。
wotinglezheihuadangjijiupaizhuozierqi。
「nage**deshuodezheipihua？」woweizhuangleshijiniandewenwanduanzhuangzaizheiyiketubengwajie，wohesongqingqingjiushilaotiezi，yebuzhidaoshisheidenaozinengxiangchuzheixiehualai，woshizaishihuihen。
dangniansongqingqingkanshanglesonghuaiqingdetieshenbaobiao，wotingshuolezheijianshiqingzhihou，yifandatan，dangwanjiubaneibaobiaodajinleyiyuan，bingqiehairangsonghuaiqinggenbaobiaojiechuhetong，jitapielechuqu，zheijianshiqingkeshizaiwomenquanziliguangweiliuchuan。
qishiyebushiwoduolihai，zhishiyinweineibaobiaoshizaishitaicaile，yebuzhidaozoulesheidehoumenerchengweisonghuaiqingdebaobiao。
qianduanrizisonghuaiqingjiagongsiyinweijingyingbushanerzaimodoushoudaolepaiji。
youxiechixinwangxiangdelaotouzijiuxiangzhebasongqingqingquhuijialidangfuren，wotinglezheishieryihou，limajisonghuaiqinggongsizhuzi，bingqiehaipaodaoneilaotoudegongsinaoleyitong，zheishiercaibaxiu。
jingguowozheimeyizheteng，songqingqingyehewoyiyangchengweimodouheheyoumingdedanshengou。
yizhiyuhoulaiwomenlianggerenlangbeiweijian，wochuxitadexiangqinhui，tabangwoquzulanneixiewaigualiezao，daozhixianzaigenbenjiumeiyourenyuanyijiwomenjieshaoduixiang，womenlianggerendaoxianzaihaiguguazhe。
xihuanqianxiandaqiaodeayimenyeshifenbumandihesongqingqingshuodao：「yanchouzhetiechuijiuyaoben30le，nidaoxianzaihaiburangtachenggejia，yihoutadaolaolekezenmeban？shangjinglaoyuanbeihugongshandazuibazima？」
songqingqingdayanbucandishuodao：「ayimen，wozhidaonimendoushiweiletiechuihao，keshinimenjieshaodeneixieqingniancaijunshinimenyanzhongde，bushiwomenyanlidehaorena，zaishuole，wozheieryeyouyigeyaxiangdierdehaohuo，daoxianzaihaimeirangtiechuizhangyanni，tajiushuoshitongyile，wolimabahaohuojitafengshang。」
neixieayimentingdaosongqingqingzheimeshuo，limajiufanyingguolaile。
「neinishuonizheihaohuodaodishishei？jintianyaoshibushuochugesuoyiranlai，xiaoxinwobazheixieshiergaosuninainaiqu。」
songqingqingjiejiebabadishuodao：「zhenggemodouzuilihaidezuanshiwanglaowushishei？」
「ziranshimodoujituandesonghuaiqingle......」
ayimenshunjianhuangrandawu。
「wozhenshigehuodieya！wozenmenengbatiechuijieshaojididouzuidadewankuzidini！」
「wozhengaisiya，wozenmenengbatiechuijieshaojigentadieyibandadelaozongni？」
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dangshiwotingdaozheixiefengshengdeshihou，zhijuedexinzhonghaowubolan，wobingbujuedesongqingqinghuibataqingesongdaowoderuanxiangxiaochuangshang。
dangtianwanshangwojiuzuoleyigemengmengzhong，faxiansonghuaiqingjingranhewobeisuozaiyigefangjianlimian。
woshijiaotiantianbuying，jiaodidibuling。
houlaiwomenlianggerentanpaile，woduitashangxiaqishou，keshitaquelengyanxiangdai，zheirangwoshifentuisuo。
dengdamengjingxingyihou，woturanzuoleqilai。
buxing，woshisheiya？wokeshizhanlangyibandetiechuiya！shenmenandeshiwonabuxiade。
woshibiyaoquhaohaodabanyifan，zhengqujinrijiunaxiata。
yinweizheigeshierwolianyepaodaolemodoujituandezongcaibangongshili。
「xiahuijianjideyaoqiaomen。」songhuaiqinglengmodeshengyinhuixiangzaiwoerbian。
wopapaliangxiapaizailemenshang，dabuliuxingdizouguoqu，jiangzaijialidunlehaojiudejitangfangzailenanrenzhuoshang。
「huaiqinggege，nijuedewoderiziguodekubukuya？」
songhuaiqingtinglewozheihua，taiqitoulaiyihuodikanleyiyanwo。
「何出此言呢？」
「ruguoniyaoshijuedewokudehua，buruxianzaijiugenwoshenggehaiziba！」
songhuaiqingzhengzaihekafei，tinglewodehua，zhijiejiujiangkafeipenlechulai，haihaowoshandeshifenkuai，yaoburanjiuzhijiepenzaiwohualequanzhuangdelianshangle。
tapenwanyihoudagaizhenggekongjiandouchenjile，youbangexiaoshi，wowuliaodidouyijingshuaqiduanshipin，tazheicaixiangqilaiyaohuifuwo。
wobingmeiyouquguanpangbiandaizhedejigechiguaqunzhong（bumenjingli），woqidingshenxiandishuodao：「geweishushuboboyeshikanzhewozhangdade，zhidaowojialideqingkuang，woya，shizaishiquegejichengren，qitadewoyebufangxin，suoyicaichucixiace。」
woganjueneijigelaotouerzaiyanshenzhongdouyaobengfachuxueyibanjiandingdeguangmang，neikeshiweidadechiguazhishensuofuyutamendeliliang。
buguotamenhaimeiyoukaishichigua，jiubeisonghuaiqingganlechuqu。
「xianzaidexiaonianqingjiushihao，zuoshenmedouchongmanhuoli。」
「zanmenjigeganjinzouba，kebiedanwuxiaonianqingdetanlianai。」
「shuoshizaide，woqishihaixiangzaijixukankande！」
wotingzheneijiweishushuboboshuodehua，xiaolianyihong，fanerrengjiudayanbucandipaodaosonghuaiqingshenbianhetashuodao：「songhuaiqing，woxiangjinishenghouzi！」
「铁锤，别闹！」
wozheibushizainao，woshishifenrenzhende。
wodejiazubenshenrendingjiubuxingwang，wodiegengshisandaidanchuandaolewomenzheiyidai，haoburongyiyoulewohedidilianggehaizi。
bamazaiwo12suideshihou，yinweiyichangchehuosangmingyuouzhou，zaineiyinianwobudebuchengzhang，mianduizhenainaifengkuangdejiaoyu，wonulichengzaizhejituan，rangqigenghaodifazhan。
shuoqiwoneididi，tashiyigexingxingbaobao。
kenengshiyinweizainiangtailideshihouwomayinweiwobadeyuangubuxiaoxinchicuoleyao，daozhihaizishengchulaijiuyouxiantianxingxinzangbing，haiyouzibizheng。
jiulianyishengdoushuowodidikendingshihuobuguoshisuide，zaiwohenainaidebuduannulizhixiataxianzaiyedekuaiyaochengnianle。
meiniandouyaojinyiyuansandaowuci，cainengjiangtacongsishenshouzhongqianghuilai。
wobamazaishengwozhiqianyizhimeiyouhaizi，dashiduandingtamencishengbidingwuzi，weiyidepojuzhifajiushishouyangyigehetamenmingshuxiangtongdehaizi。
wodegegewangzhengliangjiushizheimelaide。
shouyangwangzengliangyihou，womajiujieerliansandifashenglewohedidi。
zaibamachushiyihou，wangzengliangjiukangqilejialidedaqi，jinrulemengmeiyiqiudezhengfugongzuo，buguojinianyijingchengweishuyishuerdejuzhang。
woyizhizuofuzhugongzuo，duiyuzijiganxingqudemeizhuangpinpaiheshishanggongsiqinliweizhi，yezuochulebushaochengji。
zhishiwozheigegegepingchangdouzaigongzuo，bushizaichuchajiushizaichuchadelushang，genbenjiumeiyoushijianweiwangjiachuanzongjiedai。
jiwangjiachuanzongjiedaiderenwujiulunluozailewoshenshang。
qishixianqianjujueneixieshushuayimenjieshaoyeshiyouyuanyinde。
diyi，wokanshangdetamenkanbushangwo，kanshangwodewokanbushang。
dier，duiyushenghaizizheishierwomeiyouhendadezhuiqiu，woyizhijuedeguhuashuodehao，shenghaizijiushinvrendeyidaoguimenguan，wozuipatengle，suoyizheishieryejiuyituozaituo。
disan，neixieshushuayijieshaoderenjianlixiangxing，quandoushipihua，meiyigedounengzhenjingwodesanguan。
bushiwandetaihua，zhangdetaigua，gengyoushenzhenianjibiwobamahaiyaoda。
womeitiandoumangdejiaobuzhandi，yudaoheshideyegenbenjiumeiyoushijiantanlianai。
qianduanshijianyinweigenqitagongsihezuoleyigexiangmu，zhongyushizaimodouhenhendizhanwenjiaogen，yezhongyuyouyixieshijiankeyiyongyuxiuxianwanle。
fangyanzhenggemodounengdangdeshangwohaizitadiederenyejiuneimeyiliangge，songhuaiqingshiwoyizhishifenxiangzhongderen。
tajinnianyezhibuguobiwodawusui，shidianxingbadaozongcaiwenlimiandezuanshiwanglaowu，jieshenzihao，shencaigaodaweiwu，lianpangyingjunxiumei，zishennengliyehenqiang，tongshixueligao，shimodounvhaiermenrenrendouzhuipengdeduixiang。
wohesonghuaiqingsuanshizaiyigedayuanlizhangdade，womenliangjiayesuanshishijiao，tacongxiaojiuduiwohenzhaogu。
jihuduiyuwodeqingqiu，tameicidoushiyouqiubiying，wokanshangletadelian，suoyizuowohaizidedietapeideshang，erqieyeshizuishifenheshide。
「songhuaiqing，nizhidaodeshenghaizizheishier，suiranwopateng，danshiyijiushiworenshengzhongxiangyaotiaozhandeshiqing，wocongxiaojiujizijilixialexuduomubiao，xianzaijihudouwanchengle，jiuzheigemeiwancheng。」
「burunijiu......」
woyibahaozhuletaxideyisibugoudelingdai，kelianbabadikanzheta。
「qiuqiunile，wojiuzheiyigexinyuan，zhiyaonidayingwo，yihouwokendingdoubuchanzhenile。」