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诶，妈咪又喝酒了！
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……
“bozong，xiaoshaoyeyoufabingle！”
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海城医院里。
bokainiandeerziboxiaocan，zhengzaibeiqiangjiu。
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zhulihuifu：“huibozong，yishengshuoyiyuanzheibiansuoyoudeyaodoushiguole，zanshizhinengwenzhuxiaoshaoyedebingqing，xiaoshaoyedebingqingyidanzaicifufa，jiu……”
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“jinguankaikou！”bokainianjidongdewojinquantou，“zhiyaonengjiuxiaocan，duoshaoqianwodouhuichu！”
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小参有救了！
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quanqiumuqianleijihuanzheyoushiyuwan。
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“neiwozenmelianxita？”bokainianyoujiaozaoqilai。
“tahenkuaihuizhudonglianxinin。”shuozhe，zhengyuanzhangjiuguadiaoledianhua。
wufenzhonghou，bokainiandesirenweixinhaoshangjiuxianshileyitiaojiahaoyoudeshenqing。
duifangdetouxiangshiyizhifeibendetuzi。
网名叫姜姜无敌。
bokainiankanjiantadebeizhuxiaoxi：woshijoel。
taxinxirukuang，limatongyilehaoyoushenqing！
bokainianyonglehuaming：ninhao，woshipuxiansheng。