第6章 几个老头赛过臭皮匠

“aiyaya,xiaoshishizhenkeai!”

sanzhanglaowenyanmangshenchushouciaidemomoluoshiyidenaodai,zhuantouyilianxiongbabadedengyiyanpoliaoqing“congjintianqi,shishijiushiwomensunnv。niyaoganqifuta,nizheigedangdiedejiugunqumianbisiguo!”

shuoba,sanzhanglaozaicizhuantouxiaohehedekanzheluoshiyi。

“xiaoshishi,yeyedainichuquba!zheilikongqibuhao,womenchuqu~”

“shia,zheiliyougesuantanzi,womenchuqu……”

erzhanglaoxianqidekanyiyanpoliaoqingyefuhedao。

tingzhejiweilaorenshuode,luoshiyiliezuiyixiao“haoa,buguo……shishixiangyaozheigedagegepeishishiyiqiwan!”

luoshiyipanghuhudexiaoshouzhizhesuyanxiaomimideshuodao“shishipapa,rangdagegebaohushishihaobuhao?”

“好好!”

dazhanglaotamenkandaoluoshiyineimanyanxingguangdexiao,shenmeyebuxianglezhijiejiutongyileluoshiyidexiaoqingqiu。

luoshiyijiantademudedacheng,yebuzaiduoliulezhijietangzaidazhanglaohuailicengcengxiaoxixideshenchuxiaopangshouzhuaizhedazhanglaodehuzi。

dazhanglaokanzheluoshiyikaixindeyangzi,xinlishunjianbianbeitianmanle。

ersuyancikeyijingbeipojingxuanjilaleqilai,tapaipaisuyandeyifulengshengdao“yanshu,suiranwohannishudanshinigangenwoduomeimei,wohaishihuibukeqide!”

“那欢迎至极!”

suyankanleyiyanpojingxuan,genzaizhanglaomenshenhoulikaile。

yishijian,huatingliduliuxiapoliaoqingzaineiliduzishengmenqi。

de,tajiubuyinggaijiangxiaochongzidaijinmogong!

wanleyihuierdazhanglaodehuzizhihou,luoshiyizabazabaxiaozuishangxiayanpizikaishidajia,erhouzhaoleyigeshufudeweizhixiaonaodaiyiwaibianxianrulechenshui。

骆诗漪识海里。

“linglingjiu,woderenwuwanchengleba!”

yigenaiwawabuguxingxiangdezuozaidishang,yaozheshouzhitoutaitouwendao。

……………

“零零九?”

luoshiyisichukanlekan,faxianmeiyoulinglingjiudeshengyin,bianyihuodezhanqishen。

“linglingjiu,nizainali?”

“suzhu,wozaizheili!”

linglingjiudeshengyinturanzailuoshiyideshenhouxiangqi,zhihouyigepanghuhudemaoqiugundaoluoshiyimianqian。

luoshiyikanzhezijimianqiandemaoqiuhaoqideshenshouchuochuo,ruanruandeshufujile。

“aiya,suzhunifeililinglingjiu!”

“feili?wonalifeilinile,wotemejiumeijianni!”

luoshiyitingdaolinglingjiushuozijifeilita,bufendeduidao“shuohaoderenwuwanchengyoujianglini?xianzaijianglini!

laoniangyoumeimoni,feishenmelia~”luoshiyixiaoshengdedigudao。

linglingjiutingdaoluoshiyishuode,chenmoleyixia。

zhihou,maoqiubiancongluoshiyihuailibengchulai,tiaodaoyipangbianjinglibudong。

luoshiyikanneixiaomaoqiujuranpaole,qifendedingzheta。

huran,maoqiuliangbiangeshenchuliangzhipanghuhudexiaozhuazi,mianduiluoshiyidedifangzuanchulaiyizhangmaolian,houmianhuanhuanzhangchuliangtiaoweiba。

meiduojiu,yizhibaisedexiaohulibianchuxianzailuoshiyidemianqian,zaitadeejianyouyicuhongsedemaofa,neicumaofakanzhezhenghaoshige‘9’dexingzhuang。

luoshiyikanzhemianqiandebianhua,mengdetaiqixiaoshou‘pa’deyixiapaizaizijilianshang。

neishengyinyebalinglingjiujijingleyixia。

“suzhu,nifashenjingla?”

“gun,nicaifashenjingni!”luoshiyihuiguoshencaifaxianzijiyoubuzijuedepaizijiyibazhang,limafourendao。

linglingjiukanluoshiyineiyifusizhubupakaishuitangdejiashi,weibahuanghuangbianmaizheyouyadebufalaidaoluoshiyimianqian。

“suzhu,renwudejianglijiushiwo!

怎么样?惊喜不?”

linglingjiuweiraozheluoshiyizhuanlejiquan,zhabazheyanjing,xiaoweibayaohuangzhe。

“呵呵~”

luoshiyiwenyanfanfanbaiyan,henxiangzaicishanzijiyibazhang,tajiubuyinggaijixitongjituotaiduoqidai。

“huabuduoshuo,linglingjiuzaizheilijiandanjisuzhujieshaoxiaba!

linglingjiurangsuzhugonglvedeneixierendoushiweiletamenzuishenchudelinghunsuipian,zhiyoujianglinghunsuipianjiqiwansuzhucainenglikaizheiliyou!

zhiyuqitade,suzhuhaishizhuangzuobuzhidaohaole。

buran,suzhuhuisizaizheilida!

haole,houmiandelinglingjiujiubuduoshuole,houmianhaidekaosuzhuzijiqufaxian,linglingjiugailikaile。

宿主,下个任务见!

爱你呦!”

shuoba,linglingjiubianxiaoshizailuoshiyidemianqian。

luoshiyikankanlinglingjiuxiaoshidedifang,gangxiang‘pei’yikoubiankandaolinglingjiulikaidedifangjuranyougeshouzhuo,tajiangshouzhuonaqilaidaliangleyiyanbiandaizaizijishouwanshang。

“meixiangdaolinglingjiuyetinghaodea,qiaoqiaozheishouzhuozhidi、wenlujianzhishiwanmei。”

luoshiyixizizideguanshangzheshouwanshangdezhuozi,zaitayanlizheizhuogenbitazaimougexiaotanshangtaodedoujingzhi。

huoxu,chuzixitongzhishoudeshouzhuoyebushishenmefanpinba!

luoshiyizaizheibianxizizide,kenanweileneixiedafu。

“lindafu,wojiabaobeizenmele?”

dazhanglaoyiliandanyoudekanzheluoshiyi,shibushihuitoukanyiyanlindafu。

lindafushimogonglideyizhe,yeshiweiyiyigebupamogongzhongrendeyizhe。

beiwenhuadelindafubizheyanjing,bumanlaojiandeshoufangzailuoshiyimaibochujingjingdibamai。

“woshuodahea,nicuishenmecuia!

laofucaibaduojiumai,nijiucuilebuxiashicileba!

zadi,palaofubanisunnvbaozou?”

lindafutaiqiyanpizi,yilianlengxiaodekanzhedazhanglao“bieweixielaotouzi,laotouzikebupanineixieweixie!”

“aiya,lindafu!”erzhanglaowenyanmangzhanchulaidacha“nikanwomensunnvbujiushinisunnvma?zenme,nihaixiangrangnisunnvyizhihunmibuxinga!”

“haishierlangshuodehao,nisunnvjiushiwosunnv!”

lindafudaxiaodemomozijidehuxu,xiaoyiyinyindekaikou“fangxinba,xiaosunnvmeishi,tajiushileile,rangtaxiuxiyixiajiuhuixinglaide!”

“neijiuhao,neijiuhao!”

dazhanglaowenyansongleyikouqi,buguohenkuaitajiujiangshixianwangxiangwaimianbuganbuyuandepoliaoqingshenshang。

“你个兔崽子,说!

shibushinijiangwodebaobeisunnvhedaole!”

dazhanglaonazheguaizhangqingqingdiqiaozaipoliaoqingshenshang,erpoliaoqingmeitouyitiaobunaifandekaikou“woqifuneigexiaochongziganma,tajiuneiyidingdianwoyigebazhangjiunengdasile!

hezhiyuliuzhetazaiwoyanqianhuangdang?”