zhenbuguaixiaanzhimeirenchulai，shizaishisutangbianhuataidale，lianggerenshixiaoxuetongxue，neishihouzuotongzhuo，guanxitebiehao。
rendoushuonvdashibabian，zheijuhuazaisutangshenshangtixiandeyouweimingxian，taxiaoshihoupanghuhudetebiekeai，rujingezigaotiaoxianxi，meiyanmingyanpiaoliang，kanwaixing，shilengyangua。
neilima……xiaanzhixiangleyixialiangrenzuotongzhuodeneiduanshiguang。
嗯，应该是搞笑女。
“nimenrenshia？”malaoshishuo：“taihaole，sutangtongxue，xiaanzhitongxueyihoukejiushiwomenbandeyifenzile，yihouniyaoduoguanzhaotayixie。”
sutangpailepaixiongfu，“fangxinbamalaoshi，yaobuwoxianzaishunbiandaizhizhiqujiaoshi？”
“xiaanzhitongxuegangzhuanlai，yihuihaishiwodaitaqu，shunbianjitongxuemenjieshaoyixia，nixianhuiquba。“
“好。”
shishishang，sutanggangzoumeijifenzhong，xuexiaodeyubei**jiuxiangleqilai，xiaanzhibeishangshubao，genzhebanzhurenmalaoshiqujiaoshi。
gaoer（14）bandejiaoshizaierlou，tamenkuaizoudaojiaoshimenkoushi，zoulanglihaiyoujigexueshengzaixixiaodanao，qizhongyougenanshengkandaomalaoshi，hanlesheng，“xiaomianlengjielaile。”
yiqunrenlikewangjiaoshipao，yourenhairenbuzhuhuitoukan，“tashenbiangenlegepiaoliangmeizi，buhuijiushigangcaifubanzhangshuodezhuanxueshengba？”
“......”
zoulangshangdunshijiushengxialejiaoluolidelianggenvsheng，tamenbuzhidaozaishuoshenme，kanqilaihentourudeyangzi。
xiaanzhigenjuyizherenchulai，youyigeshijintiangenlujingcibiaobaidenvsheng。
“nimenliangge，zaineiganshenmeni？”malaoshigengangcaiwanruoliangren，lengzhelianse，shengyinyepoweiyanli，“yubeilingdouxiangguolehaibujinban？”
qizhongyigenvshenglianmangconghoumenjinlejiaoshi，lingyigeyejiushigenlujingcibiaobaideneige，kanlaibushi14bande，congcongmangmangcongxiaanzhishenbianjingguo，haitingxiajiaobufanlegebaiyan，zuoleyige“pei”dezishi。
xiaanzhi：“......？”
zhei......meibiyaoba？
malaoshihanzhuleneigenvsheng，“nizhanzhu，nishinagebande，jiaoshenmemingzi？”
“13ban，zhangyuxuan。”zhangyuxuanmuguanghaizaixiaanzhishenshang，yifuyaoyaqiechihenbudeyaotayikoudemoyang。
malaoshizhoulezhoumei，“zenme，duiwohenbumanyi？”
“meiyou，laoshi，wobushineigeyisi......”zhangyuxuanhaiyiweizijizuodexiaodongzuomalaoshibuhuikandao，rendoushale。
malaoshilianshangmeishenmebiaoqing，“woyebuweinanni，xiakezijiquzhaonimenbanzhurenyitang，wenwentashenmeshizunzhongren。”
xiaanzhibiexiaodoukuaibiechuneishangle，zhihaozhuanguoliandiaozhengleyixiabiaoqing，zaitayanli，zheigezhangyuxuanjiushigetiaoliangxiaochou。
malaoshilingzhexiaanzhijinjiaoshi，gangshuoleyiju，“tongxuemen，zheixueqiwomenbanxinzhuanlaiyiweinvtongxue。”
底下就开始起哄。
“哇哦。”
“**，zheimepiaoliangdemeizi。”
“banhuashibushigaihuanle？”
“hezhibanhua？wojuedetakeyidangxiaohua！”
“......”
shenzhihoupaihaiyounanshengchuiqilekoushao。
banzhurenmalaoshiqiaoleqiaoheiban，“anjing！yaoguijiaochuquguijiao！”
tahaishihenyouweixinde，zheiyisangzihouxialai，quanbantongxuedunshianjinglexialai。
“xiamianwomenrangxintongxuelaizuogeziwojieshao。”malaoshizhuanxiangxiaanzhideshihou，lianshangyoushiwenhedexiaorongle，tazhongyumingbaiweishenmeyourenhanmalaoshi“xiaomianlengjie”le。
xiaanzhilianshangzhankaiyigetianxiao，sangyinshilingrenshufuderuandiao，“dajiahao，wojiaoxiaanzhi，xiwangdajiayihouduoduoguanzhao。”
“好！”
“欢迎欢迎！”
malaoshichaojiangtaidixiakanleyiquan，“xiaanzhitongxue，nixianzuodaoshudierpaineigekongweizhiquba，xiawubanhuikezanmenjiuhuipaizuowei。”
xiaanzhikanleyiyan，xianzaibanliyoulianggekongweizhi，yigezaidaoshudierpai，pangbianzuozhedeshinvsheng，lingwaiyigezaidaoshudiyipai，pangbianzuozhedeshigedaiyanjingdenansheng。
“好的老师。”
xiaanzhixialejiangtai，zoudaozijideweizhishangzuoxialai，zhengzaizhenglishubao，chajuedaopangbianyoudaomuguangzaikanta，tataiqitou，shigentatongzhuodenvsheng。
tazheicairenchulai，zheinvshengbujiushigen13bandezhangyuxuanzaizoulangshuohuadeneigema？
“kanshenmekan？”nvshengdaoxianzhiwenqitalaile，dingzhetagangcongshubaolinachulaideshougonglingqianbao，yifukanbuqidemoyang，“yebuzhidaonalideshangougoulaidetubaozi，wokanzhangdeyejiuzheiyanga，xianzaisheihaiyongzheizhongshougongzuodetuwanyia。”
benlaitashibanhua，zheigezhuanxueshengyilai，banlineixierenjingranshuobanhuagaihuanle，tahenbuganxin。
xiaanzhizhoulexiamei，“bushinixiandingzhewokandema？shougongzuodezenmele，gouyankanrendi。”
zheigeshougonglingqianbaohaishiwaipoqinshoujitazuodeni，kenengqueshibuzhishenmeqian，danduitalaishuoquehenzhengui。
“nishuosheigouyankanrendini？xinbuxinworangnijintianzhuanlaimingtianjiuzhuanzou？”
xiaanzhinaomenchadianyaomaochuyilianchuanwenhao，wuyusile，“woshuosheisheixinliqingchu，xuexiaoshinijiakaideanizheimedakouqi。”
“nizheige**！wozhangegejiashizhengdezuidadegudong！nijiwodengzhe，wobuhuirangnizaizhengdehaoguode！”
zheishi，houmiandaiyanjingdenanshengxushikanbuguoqule，chahuadao：“chenyingying，duixintongxuezheimedadiyiganshaa？dajiadouyigebande......”
“xiexiaokainibizui！”chenyingyinghuitouhenhendidengletayiyan，“xiaoxinworangzhangegeshoushini！”
谢宵凯？
zheigemingzihaoxiangyoudianershu。
xiaanzhihuiyileyixia，e，shujiazuoyebeitajiagouniaoshineiwei。
taxiayishihuitoukanleyiyan，nanshengyilianxiaoxixidijiechenyingyingdehua，“woyemeijianwomenzhangeniaonia。”
“ni......！”chenyingyingxiangshibeirenchuodaoletongchu，qijibaihuaidinashuzhuanshenqudaxiexiaokai。
malaoshizaojiuzhuyidaozheibiandedongjing，yanshenshiyilehaojici，cikeziranjiubaofale，“chenyingying，nizaiganshenme？xianzaishishangkeshijian！”
“meiganshenme。”chenyingyingzhuanhuileshen，yuqiaoman，“woyoumeiyouyingxiangnijiangke。”
malaoshisihuzaojiuxiguanletazheigetaidu，liansehenleng，“niyingxiangqitatongxuetingkele，zaiyouxiaci，jiujiaonijiazhanglaixuexiao。”
“jiaojiujiaobei，nihainengkaichuwobucheng？”
“......”
xiaanzhijianzhimudengkoudai，tacongxiaojieshoudaodejiaoyu，gaosutayaozunzhongshizhang，tahaishidiyiciyudaozheiyanggongrangenlaoshijiaobande。
jiuzaizheishi，houmenchuanlaiyishenglanyangyangdenansheng，“baogao。”
de，bujinyougongkaigenlaoshijiaobande，haiyoushangkeshifenzhongcaidaojiaoshide。
dengdeng，zheigeshengyinzenmetingqilaizheimeshuxi？