第4章 废物配丑八怪正好

guziyanbawanzhezhuoshangdeqizi,manbujingxindedao:“yuanlaisongjiahaiyouyiweierxiaojie。”

“tingwenzheisongjiaerxiaojiemeishenmecunzaigan,tadeqinshengmuqinzaozaojiuqushile,suihoutajiushenglechangdabing,houlaisuiranbinghaole,danshitaqueyeyinzheichangbingshenglemanliandemazi,biandeqichouwubi,fanshijianguozheisongjiaerxiaojiederen,doushuozheisongjiaerxiaojienengbarenchouku。”

“manlianmazi?barenchouku?”guziyandenaohailibuzijuefuqiyizhangbaixiqingxiudexiaolian,tarenbuzhuqingxiaodao,“haizhenshiyouyisi。”

yiriyizao,songzhiyugangxialoujiukanjiansongyaxinfapiqideluanrengdongxi。

“wobuguan,wobuyaojiaqugujia,neigujialiushaoyeshishenmerena,youyanxiayoubuju,wocaibuyaojiajineiyangdefeiwu。”

youyigehuapingrengdaolejiaobian,songzhiyuzijuedequdasao。

songyunguodandandekanletayiyan,chongsongyaxinchenshengdao:“gujiadoulaitiqinle,nibujiaguoqunengzenmeban,yaozhidao,zheigujiazaicchengkemeirenredeqi。”

zhangyuhualengheng:“nirebuqigujia,nandaojiuyaozangsongwomennverdexingfu?”

songyaxinkuzhepudaozhangyuhuadehuaili:“ma,niyidingyaojiuwo,wozuotianchaoxiaoleneigefeiwu,tajintianturanlaitiqinkendingshiweilebaofuwo,ma,wojiaguoqukendingbuhuiyouhaoguozichi,niyidingyaojiujiuwo。”

“haolebaobei,mabuhuirangnijiajineiyangdefeiwu。”zhangyuhuaanweizhesongyaxin,buhuaihaoyideshixianquepiexianglesongzhiyu,“gujiazhishuoyaoquwomensongjiadenver,queyemeishuoyaoqunayige,womenjiabushiyoulianggenverme?”

songzhiyuxindiyichen,wosaobadeshoubuzijuedejinlejin。

songyaxinyefanyingguolaile,zhizhesongzhiyujimangdao:“duiduidui……rangneigechoubaguaijiaguoqu,feiwupeichoubaguaizhenghao。”

“zheizenmenengxing。”songyunguoshunjianfandui。

zhangyuhualaihuole:“zenmebuxing?nishibushihaidiannianzheneigejianren?e,nishebudetadenverjiajineigefeiwu,nandaowodenverjiuyinggaijiajifeiwu,songyunguo,wogaosuni,niganbawonverjiajineigefeiwu,wogennimeiwan。”

“ai,wobushineigeyisi。”songyunguoxiaozhejieshidao,“zhishizhiyudecunzaiganyizhidouhendi,wairenpashidoubuzhidaotadecunzai,wopabatajiaguoqu,gujiahuiguaiwomenqipiantamen。”

“hehe……”zhangyuhualengxiao,“nibushiyizhidouqiangdiaotashiwomensongjiaerxiaojieme?zheibu,tazheishenfenqizuoyongdeshikelaile。”

“ketazheibanmoyang,wopagujiabuyi。”

“he,zheigujialiushaoshuodaodiyezhishiyigerenrenqiaobuqidefeiwubale,womenjiayigejianquanderenguoqu,tamenhaiyoushenmebuzhizude。”

jiansongyunguohaixiangshuoshenme,zhangyuhuabunaifandedao:“xingle,zheichoubaguaishibushinidezhonghaibuyidingni,qiaonizheijinzhangdedexing,yemeijiannizheibanjinzhangguoyaxin。”

songyunguominminchun,zhongshibuzaishuoshenme。

songzhiyukanzhetanuoruodemoyang,xinlibushiziwei。

yeli,songzhiyuzhengzhunbeirushui,zhangyuhuahesongyaxinquehuranchuanglejinlai。

taganjinxiachuang,weiweinuonuodewen:“huayi,jiejie,zheimewanle,nimenyoushenmeshima?”

huagangwenwan,songyaxinbianjiangyitiaoxianglianbaizaitamianqian,neizhengshimuqinliujitadeyiwu。

annaizhuxinzhongdeqingxu,taxiaoshengdedao:“jiejieshiyaojiangzheitiaoxianglianhaijiwome?”

songyaxinxiaodebuhuaihaoyi:“shiya,guojitiannijiuyaodaitiwojiajineigefeiwule,niweiwozuochuzheimedadexisheng,zenmeshuowoyegaijiangnidedongxihaijini,shiba。”

xinzhisongyaxinmeineimehaoxin,danxianglianjiuzaiyanqian,tajiqiedexiangyaonahuilai,bianyemeiyouduoxiang,zhijieshenshouguoqujie。

zhishitadeshougangshenguoqu,songyaxinbianguyi‘aiya’leyisheng,jiangxianglianrengzailedishang。

“duibuqia,tazijijiudiaodishangqule,nidunxiaqujianba。”

songzhiyuananyaoya,dunxiashenqujian,zhishitadeshougangpengdaoneitiaoxianglian,yizhichuanzhexigengaogenxiedejiaobiancaileshanglai。

tamenhengleyisheng,taimoubianqiaojianzhangyuhuaneizhanghendukebodelian。

“huayi,ni……nizheishishenmeyisi?”