“哇！”
zheizhangshijixiaonvhaihekule。
“aiyouwei，niangdexiaoguinvbupabupa。”
liuchunxiumeizaiquguandishangdetianerni，jiangxiaoguinvbaozaihuailixiaoshengdehongzhe。
zhangdafujizijiererzishileyigeyanse，rangtaganjinjiangzijiaxifulazou。
zhangeryouzheicaijiangdishangguizaidetianernizhuaileqilai，ladaolewaimian。
xiaonvwakandaotianerniyizou，mashangjiutingzhilekusheng，panghuhudexiaoshouzhilezhizhuozishangdechishi。
“niang！duduee！chichi！”
“aiyouwei！tadie，guinvjiaowoniangle。”
liuchunxiubeixiaonvwadeyishengniangjiaodexindouhuale，jidongdebuxingbuxingde。
zhangdafuxinlibuganle，mingmingshizijijiangxiaoguinvjianhuilaide，tadoumeikaikoujiaozijidieni？
shenshoujianghaizibaozailezijishenshang，roushenghongdao：“lai！haoguinv，jiaoyishengdie。”
xiaonvwayouxiaoshengdejiaoyisheng，“diedie！”
zhangdafudunshimanzule，xiaochuleyikoudabaiya。
yibianchunchunyudongdezhangjiananwamen，tingdaomeimeiruanruannuonuodeshengyin，yanliyigegedoushanzhexiaoxingxing。
laodazhangdayoushangqianyibu，ziwojieshaodao：“xiaomei，woshinidage，jiaodage！”
“xiaomei！woshinidasao，jiaodasao！”
“xiaomei！woshinisange，jiaosange！”
“xiaomei！woshiniliuge，jiaoliuge！”
“xiaogugu！woshixingwang！”
“xiaogugu！woshifuwang！”
“xiaogugu！woshijiawang！”
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daidaoxiaonvwajiangjialirenaigehanleyibianhou，neijijizhazhadeshengyin，zheicaianjinglexialai。
zhuozishangdezaliangzhouhehebaodanyechediliangle，zhangdafuganjinjibaobeiguinvweichishi。
zhangjiawang.zhangfuwang.zhangxingwang.zhangquanyousigebixiaonvwadabuleduoshaodexiaonanwa，kandaoxiaogugu（meimei）chihebaodan，doutunletunkoushui。
suiranyehenxiangchi，danshisihaiziqueshimeichusheng，yinweitamenzhidao，jialidedanshinalaihuanyinzide。
daixiaonvwachibaole，zhangdayouzheicaijiangbielexujiudehuawenlechulai。
“die！wojiaxiaomeimeijiaoshaa！”
zhangdafubeizheimeyiwen，yeshilengleleng。
对啊！
xiaoguinvdailaineimejiu，zijijuranhaimeiwentajiaoshenmemingzi。
yushiroushengdewendao：“guinv！nijiaosha！”
“不知道！”
“那你几岁了！
“不知道！”
“你爹娘叫啥！”
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zaiyiduibuzhidaodehuidahou，zhangdafuzhongyufangqile。
zhangjiawangturanlaileyiju，“yeye，xiaogugushenmedoubuzhidao，buhuishigeshaziba！”
“啪！”
yigebazhanghuzailezhangjiawangdenaodaishang。
zhangdayoumeihaoqidemadao：“xiaowangbadanzaihushuobadao，laozichousini。”
xiaowangbadanzhangjiawangweiqudekanleyiyanzijilaodie，juedezijilaodieyeshigeshazi。
自己是小王八蛋！
neidiebujiushigedawangbadanle！
neiyeyebushidadawangbadanle！
taiyeyebujiushi..........
daimengdezhangjiawang，naoziliyizhizaishuzhejialidewangbadan。
suiranzhangjiawangshuodehuabuhaoting，danshiyigesansisuidehaizi，yiwensanbuzhiqueshiyouxieqiguai。
liuchunxiucongzhangdafushoulijieguoguinv，“wodaiguinvjinqujianchayixia，kankanmeiyoushoushang！nimenzaiwaimiandengyixia。”
“嗯嗯！”
zhangdafudianlediantou，daizhejialijigedaibadezaiqudaofangjianwaimiandengzhe。
fangcaokandaopopojinlewuzi，yegenzhejinqudabashou。
liuchunxiujixiaoguinvjieyifudeshihou，faxianletabozishangdeyikuaixiaoyupei，tajiangyupeijinalexialai，zixikanlekan。
zheiyupeiyingrunguangze，cuisewenbi，yikanjiushifuguirenjiacaihuiyoudedongxi。
liuchunxiuningmei，kanlaizijiananrenjianhuilaidezheigexiaoguinv，gujishidahurenjiadehaizi。
zheihaiziyinggaishijialichuleshenmeshi，caihuiliulangzaiwai，beizijiananrenjijianhuilaide。
youlezheigecaixiang，liuchunxiujiugengjiaxintengzheijianhuilaidexiaoguinvle。
jianpopokanzheyupeifadai，fangcaochushengwendao：“niang！zheiyupeiyoushenmewentima？”
liuchunxiuyaoleyaotou，“meiyou，jiushizheixiamiandexiaoziyoudianxiao，wokanzixixie。”
“哦！”
方草点了点头。
liuchunxiuqingleqingsangzi，jixushuodao：“zheizhengmianlianggezishi“qianru”，beimiandexiaozishang，xiezhexxnianqiyuechuqi，yinggaishishengchen。”
“aiyo...wojiaxiaomeidemingzizhenhaoting。xiaoqianru......xiaorubao。”
fangcaoyourenbuzhunieleniexiaorubaodebaozilian，xihuandebuxingbuxingde。
xiaoqianrutingdaozijiyoumingzi，yeshixiaomileyan，zuiliyexiaoshengdezhongfuzhe：“rubao...rubao...”
liuchunxiukanjianxiaoguinvgaoxing，yebuzaiduoxiangle，fanzhengyihouxiaorubaojiushizijideguinvle，caibuguantayiqianshisheijiadeni？
jiangyupeizhongxinguahuidaolexiaorubaodebozishang，jixujihaizijiancha。
poxiliangjiangrubaoshentijianchaleyigebian，bieshuoshanghenle，lianyichuxiaotuopidedifangdoumeiyou。
fangcaopaochufangjian，henkuaiyoupaolejinlai，shoulinaleyishenzijiaerzideyishang，jixiaorubaoxianhuanshangle。
liuchunxiukanlekanxiaorubaodexiaoyuannaodai，xiangzhenaodaihaimeijiancha，shenshoumolemo，zaimodaoxiaorubaohounaoshaodeshihou，xiaorubaoturanjiujiaoleqilai，“niang！tengteng！”
liuchunxiuhedejiangshousuolehuilai，haoyihuicaixiaoxinyiyidejiangrubaodehoumiandetoufabakai，yibakaijiukandaoleyigeguqidedabao。
“tadie，nikuaijinlai，zanguinvzheihounaoshaoyougehaodadebao。”
liuchunxiudashengrangrangkailai。
zhanzaiwaimiandezhangdafuyixingren，tingdaoliuchunxiudedahansheng，yiwofengdepaojinlefangjian，weizailechuangbian。
“niang！nishuomeimeishibushiyinweizhuangdaoletou，suoyishenmedoubuzhidaole。”
laodazhangdayoudadandecaicedao。
meimeineiyanzhuzidiliuluanzhuandexiaomoyang，zenmekandoubuxianggeshade。
zhangdafuqueshibuguanzheige，kandaozijidexiaoguinvhounaoshaoyougezheimedabao，xintengdeyaoming，yibabaoqixiaoguinv，jiuwangwaimianpao。
xiaobaimaokandaoxiaozhuyinbeibaozoule，jingenzhepaolechuqu。
liuchunxiuhaiyiweizijiananrenxianqixiaoguinvyaojiangrenrengle，ganjinzhuilechuqu。