yikanjianzhoushi,chishenziliansejiubuzahaokan,yemeiyoupaizhuozijiaoma,zhishipingjingdeshuodao:
“nijiadejidan?nixiadema?douzhengshulehainengrenchulai?nitinglihaia。”
哇!
池棠惊呆了。
zheigexinniangqindousishile,tahaiyiweishineizhonghaoqifumeiyoukoucaizhizhidaomajiedepofuni。
meichengxiang,juranzheimehuishuohua?
“nigelaobiao、、zi,**huo!nijuranganzheimehewoshuohua?saozuodezui,zhengtianjiuzhidao##,zheimedanianjilehaizaineijuezhedingxiazai,zhenbuyaolian!”
gezhongwuyanhuiyupenlechulai,quanjiadoufenfenbuping。
youqishichidashan,yanjingjihupenhuole。
yaobushiaiyuzhiqianchishenzidejiaodai,chidashanzaojiubaofale。
“niang,niganshenmea?”chilaoboliandouqingle,kanzhezijidouliushiduolehainaotengdelaoniang,jiuqibudayichulai。
“ganshenme?laoniangyaojiangbeinimentouledejidanyaohuilai!”zhoushiyanzhizaozao,shengyindadehen。
chijiarendouyouxieyihuo,tashizazhidaojialiyouershiduojidande?
chilaoboheizhelianshuo:“wojiarenbuhuitounijidande。”
“bushi?bushinijiachidejidannalaidea?nijiayigelaomujidoumeiyou,chigepidejidan?”
“jiubunengshiwomenzaishanshangjianlaidema?”chiwuhuzuixiao,zuichenbuzhuqi,qigugudewendao。
zhoushilengxiaoyisheng,yilianxiane:“wopei!jiunimen,yebusapaoniaozhaozhaoziji,zhangmeizhangnengjianzhejidandeneizhanglian!ganjinde,balaoniangdejidanjiaochulai,yaoburanlaoniangjingejiumeiwan!”
“shuolemeiyou,nijiu……”
“nainai,womenjiujianlewugejidanjingedouchile,juzilizhendemeiyoujidanle!”
chisansaozhangkoujiuquanleyiju。
chijiaqitarenzhenjinghuofennudekanzhechisansao,houzheshanshandesuolesuobozi。
“haoa,zhenghao,dajiayedouzai,zhiyaojingezheijuzilimeiyoujidan,wozheilaobusidejiurencuo,wofanguolaijitamenershigejidan!yaoburan,hengheng,tamendejidan,jiushitoudewode!”
zhoushilikezhuazhuchisansaodehua,rangrangleqilai。
genlaikanrenaodedasaozixiaoxifudeyejiudouquanzhechishenzi,rangtadakaijuzijidajiahuokankan,bujiuxinglema?
chishenziliansebudahaokan,juzilikeshizhenzhenqieqiedehaiyoushijigejidanna!
“jiusuanjuziliyoujidan,yebunengzhengmingjiushitoulenijiadea。nanbuchengnijiaotayisheng,tahainengdayingnibucheng?”chishenzicangbaidebianjieleyiju。
yitingzheihua,dajiahuodeyanshenjiubutaineishale。
难道是真的?
zhoushiheiheiyixiao,dunshijuedenaniele!
likeshuodao:“haoa,zhiyaojuzilimeiyoujidan,wojiniershige,keruguolimianyoujidan,woyebushuoshinimentoudele,jiwojiuxingle。sheijiaowoshininiang,zuiyingxinruanni。”
呕!
zheilaotaitaizhenganjizijilianshangtiejin!
chitanglikezhizhejuzi,aadehanqilai。
让他们看!
tamennengkanjianjidansuanwoshu!
“niang!”chidasaojiuzuozaichishenzibianshang,youxiehuangle。
chisansaozaizheigeshihouqueyouyifentianyingdezhanleqilai:“haiparangnimenkanma?nai,daoshihounijiwomenershigejidandeshihou,kebieshualaia!”
得!
chisansaoyijuhua,rangzheijianshibanshangdingding,zaiyewufafanteng!
chishenzigubushangshoushisanerxi,xianzaizhifachouyaoshidakaijuzi,nandaojiuyaochengdanxiatoudaodezangwumingzilema?
kebudengchishenzixiangqingchu,zhoushijiushanglaiqiangyaochikaijuzi!
chishenziyaoquqiang,huailidechitangquenaotengleqilai,chishenzixiayishidequkanguinv,yaochijiubeiqianglequ!
jihushishunjian,zhoushijiudakailejuzi,kanjianlimiandejidanlikedashengdihanqilaile:“kan,zheilibujiuyoujidanma?shihaojige,jiashangchidiaodezhenghaoshiwojiadiuledeershigejidan!”
zhoushixingfendezhuanguoshenkanzhezhongrenrangrangleqilai,laoshupiyiyangdelianshang,quanshikangfen!
十几个鸡蛋呐!
hainengshunbiancaiyijiaozhei**!
一举两得!
ketaquefaxian,dajiahuokantadeyanshen……haoxiangzaikanshazi?
zhiyuchijiaren,queshiyilianzhenjing。
“nai,jidanzainania?jiusuanshixiangyaoyuanwangwomen,nainiyebunengzhengyanshuoxiahuaa,dajiahuoyoubudoushixiazi。”
haishixiaohaizijieshounengligengqiangyixie,chiwuhutingzheshouruodexiaoshenbanjiugabengcuidedapolechenmo。
genzhejinlaiquanjiadejiweiminfuyewuyudekanzhezhoushi:“danai,nizheishayanshena,neilimianbushiyigejidandoumeiyouma?”
“啊!”
chitangxingfendehanleyisangzi。
看着老太婆咋收场。
zhoushibumingsuoyi,yiliandefennu:“nimenxialema?zheimeduojidannimenkan……”
“哪去了?”
zhoushihuishenyikan,hedeyi**zuozailekangyanshang!kequeyinweishenliangtaizhong,youzhizuolebianshang,yigemeizuowen,pajiyisheng,shuaidishangle!
kemeidengrenfuqilai,zhoushijiulongmajingshendepaqilai,bazhekangyankanzhejuzili——zhiyoujigebiebiedeliangshidaizi,yigejidanpidoumeiyou!
zhoushiyourourouyanjing,huranjiuzhizhechishenzimadao:“nigejianpizi,shibushinizangqilaile?”
“danai,nizheihuataiguoleba?dajiahuodoukanzheni,chishenzikeshidongdoumeidong。”
“jiushi,neihaibaozhehaizini,zazanga。”
“mingmingjiumeiyou,feideshuoyou。zazhe,nishuobierentoudongxilejiubixudetoua?”
chishenzibaozhexiaodekaixindexiaoguinv,dichuizheyanjian,xinzhongruoyousuosi。
tazongjuede,zheixieshiqingheguinvyouguan。
kezijidoujuedefeiyisuosi,zenmekenengheguinvyouguanxini?
“nai,niganggangkeshishuolejiwomenershigejidande!”chiwuhujiaorangzhe,xingfenjile。
二十个鸡蛋呐!
chijiajixiongdiyeniyijuwoyijudejiduileqilai,kezhoushizenmekenengyuanyiwangwaina?
yipiancaozazhong,chishenzilenglengdekaikoule:“niang,cuiliukuaiyaoshuoqinleba?”
cuiliu,shizhoushigaijiazhihoushengdedaguinv,jinnianyijingshibasuile,zaidanwuxiaqujiuchenglaoguniangle。
“guannipishi!”zhoushixiayishidemaleyiju。
kesuihou,kanzhechishenzibinglengdemeiyan,tajiumingbaileshenmeyisi。
anzhongyaoyazhoumaleliangju,kezuihouqueyebudebuhuijianachuleershigejidan!
jidanzaijingui,yeburuguinvdeqinshizhongyaoa!
yaoburanbierenyidating,zhidaotazheiyanghujiaomanchan,shuohuabusuanhua,neikeshihuiyingxiangguinvmingshengde!
meiyihui,genzhezhoushiqunajidandechiwuhujiuxingfendepaohuilai,yijinyuanzijiuxingfendehanleqilai:“die,niang!taihaole,wonaibeizoule!dadetaaoaojiaoni!”
chilaobodelianse,shunjianjiubianle。