第3章 奶奶被揍的嗷嗷叫

yikanjianzhoushi,chishenziliansejiubuzahaokan,yemeiyoupaizhuozijiaoma,zhishipingjingdeshuodao:

“nijiadejidan?nixiadema?douzhengshulehainengrenchulai?nitinglihaia。”

哇!

池棠惊呆了。

zheigexinniangqindousishile,tahaiyiweishineizhonghaoqifumeiyoukoucaizhizhidaomajiedepofuni。

meichengxiang,juranzheimehuishuohua?

“nigelaobiao、、zi,**huo!nijuranganzheimehewoshuohua?saozuodezui,zhengtianjiuzhidao##,zheimedanianjilehaizaineijuezhedingxiazai,zhenbuyaolian!”

gezhongwuyanhuiyupenlechulai,quanjiadoufenfenbuping。

youqishichidashan,yanjingjihupenhuole。

yaobushiaiyuzhiqianchishenzidejiaodai,chidashanzaojiubaofale。

“niang,niganshenmea?”chilaoboliandouqingle,kanzhezijidouliushiduolehainaotengdelaoniang,jiuqibudayichulai。

“ganshenme?laoniangyaojiangbeinimentouledejidanyaohuilai!”zhoushiyanzhizaozao,shengyindadehen。

chijiarendouyouxieyihuo,tashizazhidaojialiyouershiduojidande?

chilaoboheizhelianshuo:“wojiarenbuhuitounijidande。”

“bushi?bushinijiachidejidannalaidea?nijiayigelaomujidoumeiyou,chigepidejidan?”

“jiubunengshiwomenzaishanshangjianlaidema?”chiwuhuzuixiao,zuichenbuzhuqi,qigugudewendao。

zhoushilengxiaoyisheng,yilianxiane:“wopei!jiunimen,yebusapaoniaozhaozhaoziji,zhangmeizhangnengjianzhejidandeneizhanglian!ganjinde,balaoniangdejidanjiaochulai,yaoburanlaoniangjingejiumeiwan!”

“shuolemeiyou,nijiu……”

“nainai,womenjiujianlewugejidanjingedouchile,juzilizhendemeiyoujidanle!”

chisansaozhangkoujiuquanleyiju。

chijiaqitarenzhenjinghuofennudekanzhechisansao,houzheshanshandesuolesuobozi。

“haoa,zhenghao,dajiayedouzai,zhiyaojingezheijuzilimeiyoujidan,wozheilaobusidejiurencuo,wofanguolaijitamenershigejidan!yaoburan,hengheng,tamendejidan,jiushitoudewode!”

zhoushilikezhuazhuchisansaodehua,rangrangleqilai。

genlaikanrenaodedasaozixiaoxifudeyejiudouquanzhechishenzi,rangtadakaijuzijidajiahuokankan,bujiuxinglema?

chishenziliansebudahaokan,juzilikeshizhenzhenqieqiedehaiyoushijigejidanna!

“jiusuanjuziliyoujidan,yebunengzhengmingjiushitoulenijiadea。nanbuchengnijiaotayisheng,tahainengdayingnibucheng?”chishenzicangbaidebianjieleyiju。

yitingzheihua,dajiahuodeyanshenjiubutaineishale。

难道是真的?

zhoushiheiheiyixiao,dunshijuedenaniele!

likeshuodao:“haoa,zhiyaojuzilimeiyoujidan,wojiniershige,keruguolimianyoujidan,woyebushuoshinimentoudele,jiwojiuxingle。sheijiaowoshininiang,zuiyingxinruanni。”

呕!

zheilaotaitaizhenganjizijilianshangtiejin!

chitanglikezhizhejuzi,aadehanqilai。

让他们看!

tamennengkanjianjidansuanwoshu!

“niang!”chidasaojiuzuozaichishenzibianshang,youxiehuangle。

chisansaozaizheigeshihouqueyouyifentianyingdezhanleqilai:“haiparangnimenkanma?nai,daoshihounijiwomenershigejidandeshihou,kebieshualaia!”

得!

chisansaoyijuhua,rangzheijianshibanshangdingding,zaiyewufafanteng!

chishenzigubushangshoushisanerxi,xianzaizhifachouyaoshidakaijuzi,nandaojiuyaochengdanxiatoudaodezangwumingzilema?

kebudengchishenzixiangqingchu,zhoushijiushanglaiqiangyaochikaijuzi!

chishenziyaoquqiang,huailidechitangquenaotengleqilai,chishenzixiayishidequkanguinv,yaochijiubeiqianglequ!

jihushishunjian,zhoushijiudakailejuzi,kanjianlimiandejidanlikedashengdihanqilaile:“kan,zheilibujiuyoujidanma?shihaojige,jiashangchidiaodezhenghaoshiwojiadiuledeershigejidan!”

zhoushixingfendezhuanguoshenkanzhezhongrenrangrangleqilai,laoshupiyiyangdelianshang,quanshikangfen!

十几个鸡蛋呐!

hainengshunbiancaiyijiaozhei**!

一举两得!

ketaquefaxian,dajiahuokantadeyanshen……haoxiangzaikanshazi?

zhiyuchijiaren,queshiyilianzhenjing。

“nai,jidanzainania?jiusuanshixiangyaoyuanwangwomen,nainiyebunengzhengyanshuoxiahuaa,dajiahuoyoubudoushixiazi。”

haishixiaohaizijieshounengligengqiangyixie,chiwuhutingzheshouruodexiaoshenbanjiugabengcuidedapolechenmo。

genzhejinlaiquanjiadejiweiminfuyewuyudekanzhezhoushi:“danai,nizheishayanshena,neilimianbushiyigejidandoumeiyouma?”

“啊!”

chitangxingfendehanleyisangzi。

看着老太婆咋收场。

zhoushibumingsuoyi,yiliandefennu:“nimenxialema?zheimeduojidannimenkan……”

“哪去了?”

zhoushihuishenyikan,hedeyi**zuozailekangyanshang!kequeyinweishenliangtaizhong,youzhizuolebianshang,yigemeizuowen,pajiyisheng,shuaidishangle!

kemeidengrenfuqilai,zhoushijiulongmajingshendepaqilai,bazhekangyankanzhejuzili——zhiyoujigebiebiedeliangshidaizi,yigejidanpidoumeiyou!

zhoushiyourourouyanjing,huranjiuzhizhechishenzimadao:“nigejianpizi,shibushinizangqilaile?”

“danai,nizheihuataiguoleba?dajiahuodoukanzheni,chishenzikeshidongdoumeidong。”

“jiushi,neihaibaozhehaizini,zazanga。”

“mingmingjiumeiyou,feideshuoyou。zazhe,nishuobierentoudongxilejiubixudetoua?”

chishenzibaozhexiaodekaixindexiaoguinv,dichuizheyanjian,xinzhongruoyousuosi。

tazongjuede,zheixieshiqingheguinvyouguan。

kezijidoujuedefeiyisuosi,zenmekenengheguinvyouguanxini?

“nai,niganggangkeshishuolejiwomenershigejidande!”chiwuhujiaorangzhe,xingfenjile。

二十个鸡蛋呐!

chijiajixiongdiyeniyijuwoyijudejiduileqilai,kezhoushizenmekenengyuanyiwangwaina?

yipiancaozazhong,chishenzilenglengdekaikoule:“niang,cuiliukuaiyaoshuoqinleba?”

cuiliu,shizhoushigaijiazhihoushengdedaguinv,jinnianyijingshibasuile,zaidanwuxiaqujiuchenglaoguniangle。

“guannipishi!”zhoushixiayishidemaleyiju。

kesuihou,kanzhechishenzibinglengdemeiyan,tajiumingbaileshenmeyisi。

anzhongyaoyazhoumaleliangju,kezuihouqueyebudebuhuijianachuleershigejidan!

jidanzaijingui,yeburuguinvdeqinshizhongyaoa!

yaoburanbierenyidating,zhidaotazheiyanghujiaomanchan,shuohuabusuanhua,neikeshihuiyingxiangguinvmingshengde!

meiyihui,genzhezhoushiqunajidandechiwuhujiuxingfendepaohuilai,yijinyuanzijiuxingfendehanleqilai:“die,niang!taihaole,wonaibeizoule!dadetaaoaojiaoni!”

chilaobodelianse,shunjianjiubianle。