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“xiaojie,womenzheikeshiqingba……”jinglijieshidimantoudahan,zhenshibuzhidaozhuanglenamenzixiele,feidezaijintianbosslaishichadeshihouyourenzaichangzilinaoshi。

“qingbahaoa……”zuijiudeguxiaoximouzhongxiangshiyunzheyituanshuiwuyiyang,“qingbalideyaziganjing。”

经理:……

“dajie,wojiaonidajiexingba!”jinglizhouzhemeitoufuzherenwangwaizou,“xiangzhaoyazi,woxianzairangrendachesongniqubaimahuisuohaobuhao?”

“buhao!”guxiaoximimidengdengdixiahunaozhe,“tingshuoneierdeyazibuganjing!”

“zuzong!wojiaonizuzonghaoma?womenzheizhengguishengyi!buzuo——”

yidaorenyingzhanzaitamenshenhou,luxiangzhedingzheqianmiangoujiandabeideyiduinannvmeitouweizhou,“fashengshenmeshile?”

jingliyitingzheihua,xindaobumiao,da、da、dabosslaile!!!

ranerxianranyourenbitafanyinggengkuai——guxiaoxidengdaleyanjingkanxiangshenhouzheigemeiyanlengjundenanren,“zheigeyazizhangdebucuo……”

yimibajideshengao,kuanjianzhaitun,fusebaixi。

可以。

xiazhangdeyanjingweiweimizhe,biliangtingzhi,bochunminchengyitiaozhixian。

很可以。

zheizhongzisebidingshitoupaileba!

jinglixinlibian“gedeng”yisheng,gangayixiao,“nvshi,neige……ninzuile,wojiaoren——”

“jiezhang!”guxiaoxiyijingcongbaolishuaichuleyizhangjinka。

jinkafeidaoleluxiangzhedejiaobian,qingqingdazhetacadezengliangdepixie,taditoupieleyiyan,jiezheshixianjiuningzhule,neishangmian,“gushi”erzifenwaixianyan。

jinglimantouheixian,weilequebaozijidegongzuobudiu,yingzhetoupijiangguxiaoxigeboniuleqilai,jipangbianderenshiyansebarendaizou。

“batadaiguolai。”luxiangzhewanyaoshiqineizhangjincancandeyinxingka。

jinglilengzhu,buyongtadai,guxiaoxiyijingyaoyaohuanghuangdigenzheqianmiandeneige“yazi”zoujinlefangjian。

luxiangzhezuozaixiaobataiqian,bayinxingkawangtaizishangyireng,“jiaoshenme?”

“guxiaoxi……”tajintianteyihualegenongzhuang,haibuxiguangaogenxiedetaqiniubawaidizouleguolai,jiangshoudazailetadejianbangshang,“tuoyifuba。”

tajintianchuanletiaodiaodailianyiqun,shencaixianxidanqueaotuyouzhi,minchundeshihoujiabianhuitianshangyiduixiaojiuwo。

yishuangmouzibeiyanxianbaoguoquedangbuzhushuiling,xizhangdemeimaoweiweishangtiao,lieyanhongchunqingqingtuchucuicu,“nikuaidiana。”

luxiangzhedemeitouzhouchenglegechuanzixing,“nizhidaowoshisheima?”

“zhidaoa,”taxiaodemiqileyanjing,rouruandexiaoshouqingqingmoshangletalunkuofenmingdexiahexian,“kannizheizise,yinggaishizheilitoupaiba!”

luxiangzhedelianheichengleguodi,“nijingchangchuruzheizhongchangsuozhaolezi?”

“zhaolezi?”guxiaoxidexiaoxishouyounieshangletadelianjia,“zheigecierhao,”xianxideshouzhiyoutiaoqileluxiangzhedexiaba,“guniangwojiushilaizhaolezide,buranjiubianyileneigezaolaotouzile。”

“shenmezaolaotouzi?”luxiangzhewendeyaoyaqiechi。

“wojialijiwodinglemenqin,”guxiaoxirouzhetadeliandan,“ei!nizheigeyazihuazenmezheimeduoa,huaneimeduo,xianzuoshi,buranmingtiankendingdebianyileneigelaonanren!”

luxiangzheejiaodeqingjintiaoleqilai,tadeshouqingqingrouzheguxiaoxibeihoudefasi,“niquedingshigezaolaotouzi?”

“dawoshiersui,bushizaolaotouzishishenme?”guxiaoxidudunangnangdilazheluxiangzheqishen,zhuantouquzhaochuangpu,“kuaidiankuaidian!banwanshishaobulenidexiaofei。”

luxiangzheditouhuanhuanbijinzheigemanzuijiuqidexiaoguniang,“nizhidaonixianzaizaizuoshenmema?”

“zhaoyazia!”guxiaoxiyiliandebunaifan,“nizuobuzuo,buzuowozhaobierenqule!bieyiweizijizhangdehaokanjiuzheimemoji。”

luxiangzhezhuanshenqubachuanglianlashang,guxiaoxitidiaogaogenxiegenzhezouleguoqu。

yibazhangturanpaizai**shang,luxiangzhehuquyizhan,huitoukanzhengshineigekeedexiaojiahuogandehaoshi。

“kuaidiankuaidian,wohaiganzhehuijiademenjinni,”guxiaoxinianniantaotao。

“nihaiyoumenjin?”luxiangzhegouchun,gangzhuanshenguolaijiubeimeizhanwendetajilazhepudaolechuangshang。nvrendexinxiangzuanmanlebiqiang,tadunlexia,jiezhetaitoukanxiangtalianshangdenongzhuang,“jialirenguannishenmeshihouhuijia,buguannichulaizhaolezi?”

guxiaoxibeitawendeyouxiebunaifan,“niwenneimeduoganshenme?luoliluosuode,”taishoulouzhetadeboziwangxiayikou,zhixiwangzheigeyazinengkuaiyixiebanshi。

luxiangzhemeiyuliaodaotazheireqingyangyidedongzuo,meifangbeidiyitouzaidaoletadexiongshang……

绵软巨弹。

luxiangzhegengmeiyuliaodaozheigetashiersuishicaidingxiaqindexiaonaiwajuranzheimeyouliao……

mouzishunjianjiuanchenlexialai,bieleyitiandehuoqizaixindilixiongxiongranshaozhe,tabuzaididoudezheimeduonian,gujiadoushizheimejiaoyangnverde?

hunjijiubajiusuanle,haizhaoyazi。

zhaoyazijiusuanle,haitangerhuangzhizhaodaotazheigeweihunfutoushang。

xiaoxiaonianjizheimezhudongqingfu。

ze,luxiangzhebeiqideyateng。

guxiaoxidexiaoshouyijingmodaoletadelingdaishang,zuanjinlewangshanglache,“nikuaiyixie,”heduolezhihouyouxiefankun,tadalegehaqianjixujiangdao,“kuaixiegao,gaowanlehanwoqichuang……wohuijia……”

luxiangzhedezhangzhiluozailingdaishangjiangqijiexia,heizhelianjiangtadeshoulachedaotoudingshuleqilai。

zheigechouyatou,jintianyidingyaojitadianyansekankan。

xiuzhangdeshouzhiyouluozailetadequnce,“cila”yishengxielebanmianchunguang。

luxiangzhehoutoufayang,tajiangrenwangshangtaizhebodiaoyifu,suiranxianqianyijingyouleganzhi,danshidangyishuangjudandanchulaideshihoutahaishiweiweizhengleyixia。

chouyatouxianzaiyinggaihaimeiguoershisuishengriba,shencaijiuyijingshudezheimetoule,huangqidebolanglingrenyanre。

tayanshangjianjianqilehongxuesi,houjieshangxiahuazhe,zhangzhijiangmoxionggouxiaqu,shifangchuyishuangbeishufulexujiudedakelian。

shizhendekelian,beimoxiongleshanglejidaohenjideyangzizhenshirerenlianai。

guxiaoxituranyouzhengkaiyanjing,wangshangzuoqilexieshenzi,luxiangzhedezhengzhanglianbeimailejinqu,meiyoubuliaozhedangzhihoudejiechuguoyuzhenshihuani,xianglaibujinnvsedeluxiangzheturanyishidaoleyigewenti——zhangdeyouxietongle。

dangran,zheibushitazhudongyishidaode,ershimougehuaiyatoudeshoushenlexiaqu,“wo、wopateng……wangshangshuohuitebietebietengde,yazi,nijingyanfengfu,keyibukewenrouyidian?”

buxiangbianyileneigegentadinghundelaonanren,suoyiguxiaoxijintianjiushilaipochude,zhisuoyixuanzezhaoyazi,jiushiyinweixiangyaoyongyouyigemeihaodediyici。

benlaitingjianleqianbanjudeluxiangzhegangxiangyingxia,youhuditingjianlehoubanju,chongdongshangtoudetayouxiangqiletajintianlaideyitu,yaoshangletaderuce。

怎么可能?

bixudejizheigechouyatoudianyansekankan,buranyihouhaibudefanletian?