zheixiazi，yidajiazirenjiudoubeinaoxingle。
laotaitaiwulidedengliangleqilai，jiezhemenkouchuangkoutouchulaideweiruoerhunhuangdeguang，conggewuchulaiderencaiqiaoqingchuzhaolaoershenbianchuzhedenalishigui。
分明是赵老三！
laotaitaiyadileshengyinnuchi：“dabanyedechaochaosha？”
chenshiquqiazhaolaoerderenzhongbarenjiqiaxingle，taxiayishiyaojiao，jieguokandaoyijiazirendouchuzaiyuanerli，yijingbiaodaohoulonglideyineryoubeitajiyanxiaqu。
“gun，dougunhuiwushuiqu！”laotaitaifahua，gewuderenlianmanggunhuiheiqiqidewuli，laozhaojiawanshangchulelaotaitaizheiwu，qitarenwuliqingyiburangdiandeng，pahaofeidengyou。
zhaolaosanmeizou，zhidingzhetaniangqiao，bazhaolaotaitaidingdefamao。
laotaitaiyibajiangtajiuwuli，guanshangmencaiwen：“gansha？”
“rangniqiaoqiaochuqubandianershier，nijilaoniangnongzheimedadedongjingchulai，laoniangyaoniyoushenmeyong？”laotaitaitaishoujiuquningtadeerduo，zhaolaosantengdewuzhezuijiaohuan，keshizhuantoujiujianzhaoxiangyoupazaizhentoushangxiaomimidikanta，talikesashou，ranhoumianqiangchechuyigexiaoronglai。
“niang……niang……youerxingle！”zhaolaosandieshengdao。
zhaolaotaitaizheicaifangguota，henhendiwanleyiyantazhihoujiukuaibuzoudaochuangbianzuole，hongzhaoxiangyoushuijue。
zhaoxiangyouzhidaosanshuyouhuagenanaishuo，jiuguaiguaidibishangyanjingzhuangshui，erduoquezhilengqitingliangrenshuohua。
“niang，wocongqinshaoanjiahuilaideshihouzaizanjiabuyuanchujiandaoyigeyinzhuozi！”zhaolaosanconghuailitaochuyinzhuozidijizhaolaotaitai，zhaolaotaitaiwenyancengdiyixiajiuzhanleqilai，pishouduoguoyinzhuozijiunadaoyoudengxiaxixidiqiao。
“guaiguai，zheizhuozideyouyiliangzhong！”laotaitaixiaodejianyabujianyan。
“niang，zheizhuoziyebuzhishisheidiaode，zheimejinguidewanyierdiaolezhuoziderengaizhejileba。”zhaolaosanxiaoxinyiyidiguanchazhelaotaitaidelianse，qingshengshuo。
laotaitaibazhuoziwanghuailiyisai，hengzhesanjiaoyanwanta：“guantasheidiaode，rangnijianzhelejiushilaoniangdele！nigunba，zheishiersheiyebuxutishuo！”
laotaitaibuyoufenshuodibazhaolaosanwangwaigan，menkouyizhimaozhetoutingdelaoerliangkouzilianmangpaohuilezijigeerdewu。
美滋滋啊！
shishizhengming，xiaolangzaiziguoranbuhuidaileiren，erqieshizhenwangtajiaxiangyou！
ruobushiyinzhexiangyoutayebuhuiqileranglaosanqushishidexinsi，zheiyishijiushichulegeyiliangzhongdeyinzhuozi！
laotaitaipiguyijue，zuanchuangdixiaqule。
zhengkaiyanzhenghaoqiaodaodezhaoxiangyou：……
zhaoxiangyoushuilechuanyueerlaidediyigetashieranwendejue。
diertianyidazaozhaoxiangyougangbeiyuanlicaozadeshengyinchaoxing，jiujianzhaosanyaduanzheyipenzireshuijinlaijitaxilian。
jianzhaoxiangyoumimihuhudikanzheziji，zhaosanyajiuhenhendidengletayiyan：“hairenjing！”
zhaosanyadishengmadao，danjizhaoxiangyouxilianhaishishifenqingroude。
tadangranbushixinganqingyuan，ershipaailaotaitaideda。
rehuhudepaziyishanglian，zhaoxiangyoudemihujingerjiumeile，tachongzhaosanyaxiao，zhaosanyazaiduehenhendidengletayiyan。
“sanyajiejie。”jianzhaoxiangyoubeitadenglefaneryouchongtaxiaole，zhaosanyakanlegenglaiqi，tadishengmadao：“meilianmeipidehairenjing！”
mawanzhihoutacaihuiguoshenerlai，liuyahuishuohuale！
完犊子了！
会说话等于会告状！
zhaosanyaxunsiguoweierlaizhihouxiaolianershunjianjiushabaileqilai。
zhaoxiangyouqiaozhexiaoyatouzheiyangjiuxinteng，zaonieyo，barenxiaogunianghehuchengzheiyangle！tapuguoqubaozhuzhaosanya，yangzhelianerchongtaxiao：“youerxihuanjiejie，jiejieduiyouerkehaole！jiejiedaiyouerwaner！”
zhaosanyaxiayishidixiangshuaikaita，danmeineigedaner。
duiyuzhaosanyalaishuozhaoxiangyoushihaitatiantianaima，santianliangtouaidadehairenjing！suoyibuguanzhaoxiangyouzaduitasajiao，tadoubuxihuanta！
“jiejiedaiyouerwaner，youerjijiejiechitangtang。”zhaoxiangyoudianzhejiaoshenshouwangzhaosanyadezuilisaileyikemaiyatang，zheitangshilaotaitaixunmolaijitaheleyaozhihoutianzuieryongde。
tianmideweidaoshunjianzaizhaosanzuilimanyankailai，taxiangtu，danshiyoushebude，yushibianpiekailianbukanzhaoxiangyou。
小表情别扭极了。
“chuquchifanba！”banxiangzhihou，zhaosanyaduanzhepenziniushenchumen，buzaidalizhaoxiangyou。
zhaoxiangyounaerhuiqiaobuchulaisanyadetaidu，taxinzhongtanleyikouqi，bingdongsanchifeiyirizhihan，taxianghuanjiegensanyadeguanxikebushiyiliangketangdeshier。
suanle，shunqiziranba，jiushiyinziyebushirenrendouaide。
chiwanxiangpenpendejitangzhou，zhaoxiangyoujiuduilaotaitaishuoxiangchibaimianmomo，buxiangchijitangzhoule。
tachifandeshihoujigehaizidoudingzhetamengtunkoushui，zhaoxiangyouyuxinburen。
yushitabiantileyaoqiu，tabuchijitangzhoule，laotaitaibidinghuijiangshengxiadejitangzhoudoujifenle。
zhaoxiangyoudesuanpandadexiangliang，kexilaotaitaibitagengjingming，laotaitaiyimiandayingxialaishangwuzuobaimianmomo，yimianrangsunshibashengxiadejitangzhoushengjinwaguanerli，tayishoutiliuwaguaner，yishouqianqizhaoxiangyou：“zou，anaidainiqugenxiaolang……pei！qugenqinshaoandaoxie！”
喔豁！
zhaoxiangyouqiaozhejidushiwangdegegejiejiemen，tayijingjinlile。
“niang，wohuilaile！”zusunlianggangyaochumen，menwaijiuchuanlaiyidaonanrendeshengyin，jiezhe，yigechuanzhewenshishan，toudaisifangpingdingjin，xiangmaoshifenyingjundegaodananrenjiuzoulejinlai。
zheijiushiyuanzhudexiucaidie，zhenggecunziliweiyidexiucaizhaomingting。
人模狗样！
zheishizhaoxiangyoujitadepingjia。
laotaitaiqiaojianrenqianyishunyangqilechunjiao，houyishunjiubaliandalalexialai，tayinyangguaiqididao：“zhenshixikeya，xiucailaoyeyezhixiaohuilaiqiaoqiao，zadi，shilaiqiaonizheilaoniangshibushigairutule？”
zhaomingtingshangqulouzhelaotaitaidejianbang，batawangwulidai：“niang，ninzheijiuyuanwangwole,wokeshishishikekedouxiangzheniang！”
“niang，wozheitanghuilaihaiyoujianshier，niyezhidaoxiangyouzheishentibuhao，zheihuiziyoushouleshang，qushihuilaigenwoyishuo，kebawoxintengdebuqing，wojiuxiangzhechenzhezheiciqugankaojiushundaijiangxiangyoudaiqufuchengxunyigehaodafuhaohaojitaqiaoqiao！”
zhaoxiangyoutingdaozheilixinyixiazijiutiqilaile，huangshulangjijibainianbuanhaoxin，tazheigebianyidieconglaidoumeizhengyanqiaoguota，yizhibatadangkongqi，tanenghaoxindaitaqufuchengqiaobing？
juebiyoushadakengdengzhetatiaoni！