第一章一语成箴
qianwangshangjingshidehuocheshang，wanghuanzuozaiaichuangweizhi，nazhebenfahuangdejiushuzaihuocheshangjingjingdekanzhe，shenpangyiqunrenweizheyigepangzi，erpangzideyuguangquepiaoxiangpangbian。
neilizuozhedeshiyigemeinv，pifu**，yishuangbiaozhundexingyan，yanmougupanshengmei，zongshidaizheyizhongdandandemimeng，liumeiwanwan，xiaoqiaodehongchunsixiaofeixiaodeminzhe。tachuanzheyijianbaisedetxu，bobodeyifunanyizheyanxiongqiandefengmantingqiao，ciketalianshangzhengdaizheqianqiandexiaoyi，toutoudedaliangzheduimiandewanghuan。
tachuanzheyijianchenshan，jiandaneryouganjing，tadewuguankanshangquhenyingjun，zuiranglinjingjiazhemideshineiyishuangmeimao，jiuxiangjingxincaijianguodeyiyang，xiangliangdaofenglidezhangjian，yanjingmingliangeryoushensui，mouziliguangmanghenqingche。
buguotasihuduiwaijiedeyiqiedoubuganxingqu，baozheyibenshuzaikan。
cishidepangzi，zhengzaiyilianshenmi，koutufeimo：“suhuashuodehao，yimingeryunsanfengshui，fuguipinqiong，zaoyoudinglun。bushiwopangzichuiniu，kanxiangsuanmingbushuoshinajiuwen，danyechabuleduoyuan。”
“xiaohuozi，shengshengba，xianzaihaiyousheixinzheitao！”yipangdechengkemenfanlefanbaiyan。
pangzikesouyisheng，balinjingjiadezhuyiliwanquanxiyinguolai，“zheiweimeinv，jiebujieyirangwojinisuanyisuan？”
“什么？”
linjingjiayileng，jiandaowanghuanjiujiumeilihuiziji，tingdaoyourenzaijiaoziji，huiguotoulai。
“meinv，jiurangtashishi，kanzheipangziyouduoshaobenshi。”pangbianchengkemenqihong。
linjingjiatoutoudekanleduimianyijiuzaikanshudewanghuan，xinliyouxiemaiyuanwanghuanbujiefengqing。
jiandaomeinvzhuyilidaozijishenshang，pangzixinzhongyixi，luchugaoshenmocedemianrong，dao：“dajiakanhaole，zheiweimeinvetoubaomanyoudu，zheietoudaibiaocaiyunheshiye，yiwokanzheiweimeinvjiazhongfuyou，xueyeyoucheng，zuiguanjiandeshimianmuguangze，shuomingyundaowangsheng。”
linjingjiatinghouweiweiyie，zheirenshuodegentaqingkuanghaizhenchabuduo，tazheicijiushiqushangjingshidudaxuede。
linjingjiayilianjingya：“nizenmezhidaowodeqingkuang？”
zheijuhuawuyigaosuzhongren，pangzishuoduile。
“真的这么神？”
buguangshilinjingjiachijing，jiulianzhouweidechengkemenyejingyawubi。
pangzijiandaoqifenjianhao，yourandedao：“zheizhishixiaodao，wohainengkanchugengduodedongxilai，jiukanzheiweimeinvyuanbuyuanyile。”
“nihainengkanchushenme？”linjingjiadexinsiwanquanbeipangzidehuaxiyin，yilianxinqi。
neipangzidandandedao：“gangcaizhishikanlemeinvdemianxiang，ruguoshikanmeinvdeshouxiang，wonengcongshoushangdezhangwentuicechugengzhunquededongxi。”
linjingjiadeqingqingdezhouqixiumei，jitakanshouxiang，zheibushiyaoshoulashoulema？
pangzidao：“zhangwenjimingwen，limiannengkanchugengduodongxi，shenzhihainengkanchunideshengmingzhongbaimawangzishenmeshihouchuxian。”
“zhende？”linjingjiayaoleyaohongchun，toutoudekanleduimiandewanghuanyiyan，neixinyinyinyouxieqidaigan，bianyaobashouzhangshenlechulai。
neishiyizhixianxiansushou，shizhijianrusun,wansibailianou，feichangdepiaoliang，shenshendexiyinzhupangbianchengkemendeyanqiu。
“呵呵！”
jiuzaizheishi，yigedaizhejifengdexiaoshengcongpangbianchuanlai，erneipangzihaoburongyizhizaodeqifenshunjianyanxiaoyunsan。
yankanjiuyaodeshoudenanzixinzhongyouxiewohuo，kanxiangduifangdemuguangyouyisijinggaodeyisi：“zheiweixiongdi，nishenmeyisi？”
wanghuanbashubenfangxia，sixiaofeixiaodedao：“laoxiong，nizheizhanbianyidebaxitailaotaole。”
pangzizhenglileyifanshenshangyifu，zhengshengdao：“nishuowozheishipianrendebaxi，neinizenmejieshi，wogangcaishuodedouduile？”
zhouweiderendoukanxiangwanghuan，dengtadejieshi。
wanghuankanxianglinjingjialuchuyigeweixiao，dao：“nideyifushijinnianzuiliuxingdexiangnaierpaizi，nigangcaidakaixinglibaodeshihou，limianyouluqutongzhishu，jiatingfuyouhexueyeyouchengdoubaizaiyanqianle，haiyongtasuan？”
zhouweiderenyanliluchuyimoyase，zheinianqingrenxinsirufaya，tamenzenmejiumeifaxian？
linjingjiayehuiweiguolai，likejiuzhidaozijibeipangzijihuyoule，dangxiashuqiliumei，meimouyuandeng。
“nizheigesipianzi，xiangzhanwobianyi！”
pangzibeiwanghuanzheimeyijiaohe，kandaohaoburongyidashangxiandemeinvyouduizijieyanxiangxiang，buyoujiangnuhuozhuanyidaowanghuanshenshang。
“chouxiaozi，chengxinhuaiwodehaoshishiba？”
wanghuandandandedao：“meidasuanhuainihaoshi，zhishijuedenigangcaishuodebudui。”
“shenmebudui？”pangzixiayishidejiehua。
wanghuandao：“zheiweixiaojiemianxiangsuiranhao，danshiyintangfabai，benshihaoyundao，danshitadebitouweiweifahong，mingxingandan，bijianlvedaiheichen，genjuxiangshueryan，zheibijianzhucai，tazheibijianfahei，zheishiloucaizhixiang，erqietademeiyuzhijianxueqibushun，zheishuomingtazuijinyaozoumeiyun，gennishuodeyundaowangshengqiaqiaxiangfan。”
linjingjiabenlaiduiwanghuanhaitingyouhaogande，nianqingshuaiqi，youbangtajiechuansipangzipianshu，xincunganji，meixiangdaozhuanyanjian，zheijiahuojiukaishizhouzijidiucai、daomei。buyounushizhewanghuan。
“ei！nizheigerenhuibuhuiliaotian，nicaidaomei，niquanjiadoudaomei！”
neipangzijiandaowanghuanzixunbutongkuai，renujiaren，xingzailehuodedao：“meinv，nibietingzheixiaozide，tazheishiyuqinguzong，xianhehuni，ranhouzaishuochujiejuezhidao，zheiyangyilai，nijiumanmanshangtadetao，ranhou......”
“pei，haiyiweinishigehaoren，meixiangdaonidexinsibitahaiyaoyinxian。”linjingjiaqiaolianhanshuangdedao。
wanghuanyaoleyaotou，meiyouduozuojieshi。
yipangdepangzigengjiadeyi，dao：“xiaozi，nishuowoshipianzi，xianzaizenmeyang，beirenpohuailehaoshideganjuebushuangba。”
wanghuanxiaozhedao：“woshuodeshishihua，meiyoupianta。”
“shaolaile，niyaoshuodeshishihua，neinishuoshuowo，nikanwozenmeyang？”pangzitiaoxindedao。
wanghuantaitoukanletayiyan，“niya，yunqigengbuhao，yintangdaihongse，buxiangjikelai！”
“放你娘的狗屁！”
neipangzitingdaozheili，chengdeyishengzhanleqilai，zhizhewanghuandelianpokoudama。
wanghuandazhoumeitou，lianshangluchujifenyunnu，buguohenkuaitademeitoujiuzhanfangqilai：“xianzaijiwodaoqian，wokeyijiaonijiejuezhifa。”
“nizhouwodaomeihairangwojinidaoqian？xinbuxinwozouniyiquan！”pangzizhanqilai，numuershi。
“laile！”wanghuanpingjingdedao。
“shenmelaile......”dajiabeiwanghuanturuqilaideyijuhuanongdeyouxiehutu。
zhijianzheishi，houmiandechexiangchuanlaiyizhensaoluan，haichuanlaiyigejiqiedeshengyin：“zhuazhuta，bierangtapaole！”
pangzigangzhunbeihuitou，jiubeiyigejipaoguolaidezhuangderenyangmafan，naodaiyizhenyunhuhude，haimeidengtafanyingguolai，taganjuezijibeirenconghoumiantiqilai，bozishangchuanlaiyipianbingliang。
yibingbingliangdebishoudizaitadebozishang，zaitahoumianchuanchuyigeehenhendeshengyin：“doujiwozhanzhu！buranwoxianzaijiushaleta！”
dunshi，chexiangneiyizhensaoluan。
gedejiaoyuandechengkekuaisutaolizheijiechexiang，julijindechengkebuganluandong，jinghuangdekanzhezheiyimu。
zuozaipangbiandelinjingjiabeituruqilaidebianguhedehuarongshise，kanlekanduimianzhendingruchudewanghuan，huixiangtagangcaishuoguode“yintangdaihongse，buxiangjikelai。”zaikankanyanqianneigepangzidexiachang，xinzhonggengshijinghuangshicuo。
zheishi......yiyuchengzhen？！