往西走有车祸
南滨市。南滨东站。
huochezhanguangchangrenchaoruji,renqunzhong,yougenianqingrenshenchuanyijianxinghuangsededaopao,gewairerenzhumu。
zheijiahuo,shizaiwancoplay,haishilaipaijiangshidaozhangdea?zhenshigaoxiao!
zheishihou,turankanjianyilianghuohongsedemashaladi,xiangyituanhuosidechuangruguangchangzhongyang,suihou,chemendakai,yigenvzimanmandizoulexialai。
zheinvziyouzheyizhangmeiyanjuelundelian,yijiaorenwubidejiaohaoshencai,jirenshijueyimodadechongji。kandaota,zhouweiderenrenbuzhuyouzhongzhixideganjue。
yeyourenrenchuzheishinanbinshidiyimeinv,rencheng“nanbinxishi”delijieyu。
tachuxianzaizheili,queshiweiheni?youyoushei,zhidetaqinzilaiyingjieni?
jiexialaidexiayimu,lingzaichangsuoyourendoujihudadieyanjing。
zhijianlijieyuhuanhuandizouxiangneigedaopaonanzi,lengshengdao:“nijiushixutianran?”
“woshi。”neinanzidandandidao,“nijiushiwolaopo?he,haizhendegenchuanwenzhongyiyang,tingpiaoliangdema!”
zhouweiderentingle,chadianyaoshuaidieyidapian。
zheigeshenjingzhibandenanzi,juranshilijieyudenanren?
kezheilijieyudezhuiqiuzhezhong,taweihehuixuanzezheimegeqipani?
这到底是咋回事?
zhitingjianlijieyuyiranshengyindanmodidao:“buyaosuibianluanhan,shangche!”
shuozhe,zhuanshenbianwangneiliangmashaladizouqule。
xutianransongsongjian,buyiweiyidigenzaihoumian。
bushaorenyebujinhuangran:“buyaosuibianluanhan”,neiyejiushishuo,zheishenmeyijingyoulelaogongzhishuo,qishibingbushi,shiba?
yedui,xianglijieyuzheiyangdeshangdengmeinv,zenmehuizhaogezheiyangdenanrena?
shangleche,xutianranniannianyouci,ranhoudao:“yimaxingdong,dahaixifang,jiazhizheicheziyansezhuanghong,pianfengsanzichongwu,qishafengren,zhuhuo,dabuli。biewangxixing!qieji!”
tazheibanxuxutaotaode,shuoleneimeduo,lijieyuqueyijuyedoutingbudong,renbuzhubailetayiyan,dao:“shuorenhua!”
“jiandan,buyaowangzheibianzoujiuduile,diaotouba!”tazhidianleyixialujing。
“niyoubingba!zheishinangangdadao,quwojiazuijinjiushizheitiaolule。raoyuanle,keduoyigexiaoshidelucheng,nirangwobiezou?kaishenmewanxiao!”tayufajuedegenshenjingbingwufagoutongle。
“womeikaiwanxiaoa!wangzheitiaoluzou,zhendehuiyouchehuo,niyaoxiangxinwo!”xutianrankanzheta,yanshenwubiqingche。
niyiweinichuanlejiandaopao,jiuzhendeshitianshia?hainengqiahuisuan,yuzhiwangzheibianzouhuiyouchehuo?kaishawanxiaoa?
lijieyudangranbuhuixiangxinta,zhijiedazhefangxiangpan,wangxibiandenangangdadaoerqule。
“ai,laopo,nixiangxinwoa!”xutianranhenshiwuyu。
rangnibiewangzheibianzou,nipianpianyaozheimezuo,zheigelaopo,bushiyibandejuea!
“bizui!”lijieyuhenshifennudishuodao。
这种神棍!
wuyuanwugude,jiuchuangjinzijideshenghuolaile,zheixiangxiangdourangtajuedewubidenaohuo。
tajiaoxiadeyoumencaidefeikuai,yinlefangdetebiedasheng,genbenbuxiangdalizheigejiahuole。
“ai,xiaoxin!”xutianranrenbuzhutixingdao。
“闭嘴!”
“qingzhuyi,ninyichaosu......”
“闭嘴!”
(daohang:shoudaoyiwandianbaoji......)
xutianransongsongjian,liandaohangtixingdoubufangguoa。zheigenvren,kanlaishiyaobeiqifenglea。
xiaochejichizainangangdadaoshang,suduyuelaiyuekuai。
“xiaoxindian!”xutianranrenbuzhuqiaoleqiaochechuang,tixingdao。
“yaoniguan?”lijieyumenhengyisheng,fanerbayoumenjicaidegengjiakuaile。
tadecheji,zaishangliurenshidangzhong,yesuanshixiangdangchuzhongdele。
yinwei,tahaiyouyigebuweirenzhidemimi:
喜欢飙车。
meifengyejingrenshendeshihou,tazonghuihuangezhuangban,daoshijiaodepanlongshansaichedaoqukuangbiaoyifan,jiuerjiuzhi,lianjiuleyishenjuejiacheji。
xianzai,zheigeshengunrucikanbuqizijidecheji,dangranyaoxiuyibajitakankan。
raner,jiuzaizheishihou,qianmianxingchedaodeyiliangdahuoche,zaiguaiwandeshihou,yinweichesuguokuai,yigeqingce,huocheshangdeshengsuoturanduandiao,“kuanglang”jigenyouzhangyoucudegangcaiconghuojiashangshuaidiexialai。
xialuodeguocheng,jinjinzhiyoujimiaodeshijian,erpianpian,lijieyudechezi,julineigangcaidejuli,yebuguoshishiyumizuoyoudejuli。
shiyumi,duiyushisudadaoyibaiershimadechezi,neishiqingkebiandaole。
zaineiyike,lijieyushenzhiyijingnenggouxiangxiangdedaohouguo:
neijianyingdegangcai,zhijiechuantoucheshen,jiangjiashishilidezheiliangren,duichuan,zhijiechuancichengciwei。
这......
zaizheishengsideguantou,lijieyunaozilimoranmaoqilaideyigeniantoushi:
靠!真的有车祸啊!
zheigeshengun,zhentemedeshigewuyazuia......
jiuzaitabuzhisuocuo,shushoudaibideshihou,shenbianturanshenchuleyizhishou,jiangtadefangxiangpanyibo,suiji,zheiliangmashaladixuanjicongchaochedaozhuanrulexingchedao。
congzhuandaodaohuizheng,zhenggeguochengyezhishilingdianlingjimiao,jianzhishi“shengsishisu”。
raner,weixianqueyehaimeiyoujieshu!
zaixingchedaoshang,neilianghuochedesudu,benjiubujitademashaladi,zheimeyizhuanguolai,zhayanzhijian,neichetouyikankanyaozhuangxiangneihuochedecheweishangle。
ruguozheishihoujichadehua,nengbunengchazhuhailingshuo,zuizhongyaodeshi,jiuzaimashaladideshenhou,yiliangyouguanchetongyangjichierlai,shaoyoubushen,shiyoubajiu,neishiyaobeiyachengsanmingzhide。
这,这可怎么办?
shenhou,yijingshileimingbandedisheng,xianran,neiyouguancheyemeixiangdao,huizaiyishunjianyouliangche“cha”leguolai。
它,刹不住了!
zhongjiu,zheichehuo,yaofashengle?
zijitaotuolebeicichuanchengciweidemingyun,zhongjiuhaishimianbuleyaobeiyachengroubing?
这......
shijianzaineiyikefangfodinggele!
zhengdangrenmenyiweizheiliangmashaladi,jiangyaobeiyachengtiebingdeshihou,turanjian,neizhizhuazaifangxiangpanshangdeshou,wenwendiyinuo,zaichetoujijiangzhuangxianghuochecheweideshihou,chezizaiyicihualeguoqu,zhongxinhuizhuandaochaochedaoshang。
zaizhuanguolaideneiyike,lijieyushenzhinenggouganshoudedao,neigangcaizaichehoudieluodeshengyin。
zheizhituranshenguolaideshou,zaiduanduandejimiaozhongshijiannei,caokongzhezheiliangchezi,congchaochedao,daoxingchedao,youzaihuidaochaochedaoshang。
zheiyixiliecaozuo,shaoshaoyoubanfenbawobuhao,douhuichehuirenwang。
erzheimiaozhihaodiandeshenji,jingran,zhengshishenpangzhei“shengun”wanchengde。
yigekanqilaixiangshilaizigudaishehuidejiahuo,quejingranyouzherucigaochaodecheji,zhei......
也太有违和感了吧?