往西走有车祸

往西走有车祸

南滨市。南滨东站。

huochezhanguangchangrenchaoruji,renqunzhong,yougenianqingrenshenchuanyijianxinghuangsededaopao,gewairerenzhumu。

zheijiahuo,shizaiwancoplay,haishilaipaijiangshidaozhangdea?zhenshigaoxiao!

zheishihou,turankanjianyilianghuohongsedemashaladi,xiangyituanhuosidechuangruguangchangzhongyang,suihou,chemendakai,yigenvzimanmandizoulexialai。

zheinvziyouzheyizhangmeiyanjuelundelian,yijiaorenwubidejiaohaoshencai,jirenshijueyimodadechongji。kandaota,zhouweiderenrenbuzhuyouzhongzhixideganjue。

yeyourenrenchuzheishinanbinshidiyimeinv,rencheng“nanbinxishi”delijieyu。

tachuxianzaizheili,queshiweiheni?youyoushei,zhidetaqinzilaiyingjieni?

jiexialaidexiayimu,lingzaichangsuoyourendoujihudadieyanjing。

zhijianlijieyuhuanhuandizouxiangneigedaopaonanzi,lengshengdao:“nijiushixutianran?”

“woshi。”neinanzidandandidao,“nijiushiwolaopo?he,haizhendegenchuanwenzhongyiyang,tingpiaoliangdema!”

zhouweiderentingle,chadianyaoshuaidieyidapian。

zheigeshenjingzhibandenanzi,juranshilijieyudenanren?

kezheilijieyudezhuiqiuzhezhong,taweihehuixuanzezheimegeqipani?

这到底是咋回事?

zhitingjianlijieyuyiranshengyindanmodidao:“buyaosuibianluanhan,shangche!”

shuozhe,zhuanshenbianwangneiliangmashaladizouqule。

xutianransongsongjian,buyiweiyidigenzaihoumian。

bushaorenyebujinhuangran:“buyaosuibianluanhan”,neiyejiushishuo,zheishenmeyijingyoulelaogongzhishuo,qishibingbushi,shiba?

yedui,xianglijieyuzheiyangdeshangdengmeinv,zenmehuizhaogezheiyangdenanrena?

shangleche,xutianranniannianyouci,ranhoudao:“yimaxingdong,dahaixifang,jiazhizheicheziyansezhuanghong,pianfengsanzichongwu,qishafengren,zhuhuo,dabuli。biewangxixing!qieji!”

tazheibanxuxutaotaode,shuoleneimeduo,lijieyuqueyijuyedoutingbudong,renbuzhubailetayiyan,dao:“shuorenhua!”

“jiandan,buyaowangzheibianzoujiuduile,diaotouba!”tazhidianleyixialujing。

“niyoubingba!zheishinangangdadao,quwojiazuijinjiushizheitiaolule。raoyuanle,keduoyigexiaoshidelucheng,nirangwobiezou?kaishenmewanxiao!”tayufajuedegenshenjingbingwufagoutongle。

“womeikaiwanxiaoa!wangzheitiaoluzou,zhendehuiyouchehuo,niyaoxiangxinwo!”xutianrankanzheta,yanshenwubiqingche。

niyiweinichuanlejiandaopao,jiuzhendeshitianshia?hainengqiahuisuan,yuzhiwangzheibianzouhuiyouchehuo?kaishawanxiaoa?

lijieyudangranbuhuixiangxinta,zhijiedazhefangxiangpan,wangxibiandenangangdadaoerqule。

“ai,laopo,nixiangxinwoa!”xutianranhenshiwuyu。

rangnibiewangzheibianzou,nipianpianyaozheimezuo,zheigelaopo,bushiyibandejuea!

“bizui!”lijieyuhenshifennudishuodao。

这种神棍!

wuyuanwugude,jiuchuangjinzijideshenghuolaile,zheixiangxiangdourangtajuedewubidenaohuo。

tajiaoxiadeyoumencaidefeikuai,yinlefangdetebiedasheng,genbenbuxiangdalizheigejiahuole。

“ai,xiaoxin!”xutianranrenbuzhutixingdao。

“闭嘴!”

“qingzhuyi,ninyichaosu......”

“闭嘴!”

(daohang:shoudaoyiwandianbaoji......)

xutianransongsongjian,liandaohangtixingdoubufangguoa。zheigenvren,kanlaishiyaobeiqifenglea。

xiaochejichizainangangdadaoshang,suduyuelaiyuekuai。

“xiaoxindian!”xutianranrenbuzhuqiaoleqiaochechuang,tixingdao。

“yaoniguan?”lijieyumenhengyisheng,fanerbayoumenjicaidegengjiakuaile。

tadecheji,zaishangliurenshidangzhong,yesuanshixiangdangchuzhongdele。

yinwei,tahaiyouyigebuweirenzhidemimi:

喜欢飙车。

meifengyejingrenshendeshihou,tazonghuihuangezhuangban,daoshijiaodepanlongshansaichedaoqukuangbiaoyifan,jiuerjiuzhi,lianjiuleyishenjuejiacheji。

xianzai,zheigeshengunrucikanbuqizijidecheji,dangranyaoxiuyibajitakankan。

raner,jiuzaizheishihou,qianmianxingchedaodeyiliangdahuoche,zaiguaiwandeshihou,yinweichesuguokuai,yigeqingce,huocheshangdeshengsuoturanduandiao,“kuanglang”jigenyouzhangyoucudegangcaiconghuojiashangshuaidiexialai。

xialuodeguocheng,jinjinzhiyoujimiaodeshijian,erpianpian,lijieyudechezi,julineigangcaidejuli,yebuguoshishiyumizuoyoudejuli。

shiyumi,duiyushisudadaoyibaiershimadechezi,neishiqingkebiandaole。

zaineiyike,lijieyushenzhiyijingnenggouxiangxiangdedaohouguo:

neijianyingdegangcai,zhijiechuantoucheshen,jiangjiashishilidezheiliangren,duichuan,zhijiechuancichengciwei。

这......

zaizheishengsideguantou,lijieyunaozilimoranmaoqilaideyigeniantoushi:

靠!真的有车祸啊!

zheigeshengun,zhentemedeshigewuyazuia......

jiuzaitabuzhisuocuo,shushoudaibideshihou,shenbianturanshenchuleyizhishou,jiangtadefangxiangpanyibo,suiji,zheiliangmashaladixuanjicongchaochedaozhuanrulexingchedao。

congzhuandaodaohuizheng,zhenggeguochengyezhishilingdianlingjimiao,jianzhishi“shengsishisu”。

raner,weixianqueyehaimeiyoujieshu!

zaixingchedaoshang,neilianghuochedesudu,benjiubujitademashaladi,zheimeyizhuanguolai,zhayanzhijian,neichetouyikankanyaozhuangxiangneihuochedecheweishangle。

ruguozheishihoujichadehua,nengbunengchazhuhailingshuo,zuizhongyaodeshi,jiuzaimashaladideshenhou,yiliangyouguanchetongyangjichierlai,shaoyoubushen,shiyoubajiu,neishiyaobeiyachengsanmingzhide。

这,这可怎么办?

shenhou,yijingshileimingbandedisheng,xianran,neiyouguancheyemeixiangdao,huizaiyishunjianyouliangche“cha”leguolai。

它,刹不住了!

zhongjiu,zheichehuo,yaofashengle?

zijitaotuolebeicichuanchengciweidemingyun,zhongjiuhaishimianbuleyaobeiyachengroubing?

这......

shijianzaineiyikefangfodinggele!

zhengdangrenmenyiweizheiliangmashaladi,jiangyaobeiyachengtiebingdeshihou,turanjian,neizhizhuazaifangxiangpanshangdeshou,wenwendiyinuo,zaichetoujijiangzhuangxianghuochecheweideshihou,chezizaiyicihualeguoqu,zhongxinhuizhuandaochaochedaoshang。

zaizhuanguolaideneiyike,lijieyushenzhinenggouganshoudedao,neigangcaizaichehoudieluodeshengyin。

zheizhituranshenguolaideshou,zaiduanduandejimiaozhongshijiannei,caokongzhezheiliangchezi,congchaochedao,daoxingchedao,youzaihuidaochaochedaoshang。

zheiyixiliecaozuo,shaoshaoyoubanfenbawobuhao,douhuichehuirenwang。

erzheimiaozhihaodiandeshenji,jingran,zhengshishenpangzhei“shengun”wanchengde。

yigekanqilaixiangshilaizigudaishehuidejiahuo,quejingranyouzherucigaochaodecheji,zhei......

也太有违和感了吧?